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(Daily Kos)   The Girl Scouts are now scouts for Jihad extremists as they are controlled by a Lesbian "Girl Experience Officer" according to Rush Limbaugh and Breitbart.com   (dailykos.com) divider line 257
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2014-03-02 10:37:43 AM  

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and here is why Rush and friends cant stand her

"I can't imagine a better fit for our organization than Krista.  She is an inspired social innovator with a tremendous track record of building brands that empower girls. Her experience, know-how, and creativity will be critical as we look to serve an emerging generation of girls with the courage, confidence, and character to make the world a better place."
 
2014-03-02 11:03:43 AM  
Who could look at this face and have anything bad to say about her?

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Oh this farking douchebag.

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2014-03-02 11:05:50 AM  
That should bring in a few more advertisers
 
2014-03-02 11:09:31 AM  
And you thought it was a cutthroat competition for that promotion to the drive-thru
 
2014-03-02 11:18:27 AM  
So one lesbian gets to a middle-management position in the girl scouts and that's evidence of "an all-out jihad against [his] culture"? How has this windbag not had a fatal heart attack yet if this complete non-event gets him to throw such a hissy-fit?
 
2014-03-02 11:20:17 AM  
In fairness, any organization that teaches girls to be more than props for photo ops for their husbands IS anathema to a certain class of folks. I mean, look at the dens of scum and villainy that are the Seven Sisters...

What's next? Complaining bitterly that 4H puts undue competition on agribusiness by promoting skills to keep their family farms and independent stables?  Perhaps he'd like to go after Boy Scouts for...well, no, of course not the Boy Scouts, that's teaching boys to boys, and then to be men among men, right?
 
2014-03-02 11:23:56 AM  
Do people understand the meaning of the word "jihad" and the many cultural implications of its various shades and nuances?

Or are we just yelling "jihad!" because its sounds muslin and is scurry for old white folk?
 
2014-03-02 11:29:28 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Do people understand the meaning of the word "jihad" and the many cultural implications of its various shades and nuances?

Or are we just yelling "jihad!" because its sounds muslin and is scurry for old white folk?


It's just a pop culture word, now.
 
2014-03-02 11:30:53 AM  
the Girl Scouts, which was founded along conservative religious principles

Do we really want to review "conservative religious principles" and how they regard women?
 
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2014-03-02 11:31:51 AM  

Mugato: Who could look at this face and have anything bad to say about her?

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Oh this farking douchebag.

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Isn't that a picture of Rush at the moment he sighted a Dominican boy with a firm muscular bottom?
 
2014-03-02 11:35:42 AM  
Go away, Rush.
Rot in hell, Breitbart.
 
2014-03-02 11:40:27 AM  

vpb: Isn't that a picture of Rush at the moment he sighted a Dominican boy with a firm muscular bottom?


BS!  That's the picture of when he sighted a Dominican boy with huge throbbing tool.  Rush clearly has all the makings of a bossy bottom.
 
2014-03-02 11:48:10 AM  
This has nothing to do with the cute lesbian and the farking asshole Rush but enough with the slave labor and the girl scout cookies already. It's bad enough that the soccer mom hens have to bust everyone's balls at the office but I walk into the grocery yesterday and there are girls like three years old barking like hookers trying to sell shiat that they have at the farking grocery store I'm walking into.

It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.
 
2014-03-02 11:49:08 AM  

SilentStrider: Go away, Rush.
Rot in hell, Breitbart.


I can't wait for the day when Rush is found dead with a fist fill of Viagra and a bed full of under aged Dominican boys.
 
2014-03-02 11:50:50 AM  
Hmm...it's almost as if Limbaugh and ZombieBreitbart are giant douchebags full of shiat
 
2014-03-02 12:00:45 PM  

Mugato: This has nothing to do with the cute lesbian and the farking asshole Rush but enough with the slave labor and the girl scout cookies already. It's bad enough that the soccer mom hens have to bust everyone's balls at the office but I walk into the grocery yesterday and there are girls like three years old barking like hookers trying to sell shiat that they have at the farking grocery store I'm walking into.

It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.


This. My daughter was a GS for one year. It was all about the cookies. She hated it.
 
2014-03-02 12:03:15 PM  

Via Infinito: Mugato: This has nothing to do with the cute lesbian and the farking asshole Rush but enough with the slave labor and the girl scout cookies already. It's bad enough that the soccer mom hens have to bust everyone's balls at the office but I walk into the grocery yesterday and there are girls like three years old barking like hookers trying to sell shiat that they have at the farking grocery store I'm walking into.

It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.

This. My daughter was a GS for one year. It was all about the cookies. She hated it.


The reason I got out.  It was about selling shiat, constantly.  No, thank you.

And there is, unfortunately, no chance that their new, innovative, "Girl Experience Officer" (whatever that means) is going to change that at the troop level.
 
2014-03-02 12:05:37 PM  
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I'm not awake enough for this shiat this morning.

I was going to post something longer but I'll sum it up thusly: Why does anyone think this gasbag is remotely relevant?

I'm gonna go eat some Thin Mints now. Or as Rush would probably call them, "Sin Mints."
 
2014-03-02 12:16:00 PM  

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I'm not awake enough for this shiat this morning.

I was going to post something longer but I'll sum it up thusly: Why does anyone think this gasbag is remotely relevant?

I'm gonna go eat some Thin Mints now. Or as Rush would probably call them, "Sin Mints."


Now there's an idea

/think I'll pick up some of those Lesbian-ades when I go to the store
 
2014-03-02 12:16:29 PM  

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I'm not awake enough for this shiat this morning.

I was going to post something longer but I'll sum it up thusly: Why does anyone think this gasbag is remotely relevant?

I'm gonna go eat some Thin Mints now. Or as Rush would probably call them, "Sin Mints."


Like he's going to reject a cookie.
 
2014-03-02 12:16:54 PM  
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2014-03-02 12:30:18 PM  
Father of a girl scout here, we just sold damned near a thousand dollars worth of cookies.  What do they ACTUALLY stand for?  Having fun, learning and empowering young girls.  Haven't seen them pushing any gay agenda yet, but I'll let you know if I see any of that.
 
2014-03-02 12:41:09 PM  
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2014-03-02 12:41:59 PM  
I, for one, welcome our cute lesbian cookie selling jihad overlords. I can haz cookie now?
 
2014-03-02 12:48:16 PM  
Someone please mail that asshole a big bag of Oxy so he can hasten the inevitable.
 
2014-03-02 12:48:42 PM  
If someone wants  to complain beyond the cookie selling, they could look at the massive sell off of girl scout camps. The reason is to fund the retirement fund for GS executives  and the belief that girls no longer want to go camping. Encouraging girls that there is more to life than playing with dolls and phones while waiting for a husband is a good thing and showing there is more than one way to live a life and be happy with choices is a bonus.
 
2014-03-02 12:51:31 PM  

eurotrader: If someone wants  to complain beyond the cookie selling, they could look at the massive sell off of girl scout camps. The reason is to fund the retirement fund for GS executives  and the belief that girls no longer want to go camping. Encouraging girls that there is more to life than playing with dolls and phones while waiting for a husband is a good thing and showing there is more than one way to live a life and be happy with choices is a bonus.


But is camping the way to do that with girls these days?  Not a rhetorical - I honestly don't know.  If girls don't want to go camping, then fine - sell the camps and put the money into things girls do want to do (and I doubt girls want to fund your retirement).
 
2014-03-02 12:56:51 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: I can't wait for the day when Rush is found dead with a fist fill of Viagra and a bed full of under aged Dominican boys.


First he has to be diagnosed with Parkinson's.
 
2014-03-02 01:05:27 PM  

eurotrader: If someone wants  to complain beyond the cookie selling, they could look at the massive sell off of girl scout camps. The reason is to fund the retirement fund for GS executives  and the belief that girls no longer want to go camping. Encouraging girls that there is more to life than playing with dolls and phones while waiting for a husband is a good thing and showing there is more than one way to live a life and be happy with choices is a bonus.


I would like to point out that what girls get out of it depends A LOT on the troop.  Some of them are just arts and crafts and such.  My daughter's troop have all gotten their geocaching badges, toured fire halls and local businesses and lots of other things.  We're also very rural here, I doubt any troops in the Bronx resemble hers in the slightest.
 
2014-03-02 01:10:55 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Via Infinito: Mugato: This has nothing to do with the cute lesbian and the farking asshole Rush but enough with the slave labor and the girl scout cookies already. It's bad enough that the soccer mom hens have to bust everyone's balls at the office but I walk into the grocery yesterday and there are girls like three years old barking like hookers trying to sell shiat that they have at the farking grocery store I'm walking into.

It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.

This. My daughter was a GS for one year. It was all about the cookies. She hated it.

The reason I got out.  It was about selling shiat, constantly.  No, thank you.

And there is, unfortunately, no chance that their new, innovative, "Girl Experience Officer" (whatever that means) is going to change that at the troop level.


The cookie sales last what, a month or two at the most?  Is there a lot of prep beforehand that takes up a lot of time?

My Boy Scout troop had a Christmas Tree lot as a fundraiser.  It only took two or three weeks out of the year (I'm sure there was more time spent planning it, but the adult troop leaders handled that) but some of my strongest positive memories about scouting came from those couple weeks each year.

Building a fire in and standing around an old oil drum to keep warm, pine needles and sap getting over every inch of exposed skin, trying to impress college girls by carrying the trees they bought back to their rented houses/apartments all by myself (it was a college town), the Greek family who ran the deli across the street bringing us hot chocolate and gyros for lunch, explaining the relative difference and benefits of Douglas Firs, Norwegian Spruces, and Scotch Pines, etc.

I'm sure I biatched about it some at the time, but looking back, it was a lot of fun, even if I couldn't feel my fingers or toes for most of the time.
 
2014-03-02 01:20:44 PM  
I misread that as "Lesbian girl-friend experience". I am disapppoint.
 
2014-03-02 01:22:27 PM  
I'd hit it. She's cute. Oh and rush and breitbart can go pound sand with their impotent rage
 
2014-03-02 01:24:25 PM  
Stupid Teabaggers.

They complain because a lesbian works for the Girl Scouts, but say NOTHING about the hypocritical conservative drug-addict propagandist who, when single, was caught in the Dominican Republic (a popular sex tourist destination) with a shiatload of Viagra issued in someone else's name.
 
2014-03-02 01:28:53 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Via Infinito: Mugato: This has nothing to do with the cute lesbian and the farking asshole Rush but enough with the slave labor and the girl scout cookies already. It's bad enough that the soccer mom hens have to bust everyone's balls at the office but I walk into the grocery yesterday and there are girls like three years old barking like hookers trying to sell shiat that they have at the farking grocery store I'm walking into.

It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.

This. My daughter was a GS for one year. It was all about the cookies. She hated it.

The reason I got out.  It was about selling shiat, constantly.  No, thank you.

And there is, unfortunately, no chance that their new, innovative, "Girl Experience Officer" (whatever that means) is going to change that at the troop level.

The cookie sales last what, a month or two at the most?  Is there a lot of prep beforehand that takes up a lot of time?


Yes, and afterward.   Distribution lines, learning the merits of each, and so on... but it was mostly that that's what we were doing - talking about why cookie sales were important.  We met once every so often and did pretty-much nothing else, until the 3 months where our lives were about cookies.  The passive-aggressive, thinly disguised shaming of the lowest seller ("...but we all know, she did her best!"), the delivery, the hanging out at stores...  and for what?  Nothing I could see.  Maybe other troops or districts are different, but really all we did was sell cookies, talk about selling, and once a year go to the camp for a boring day of knot tying, fire circle building (no fire, though), and clique-perpetuation.

So, I got out of it.
 
2014-03-02 01:51:58 PM  
To those biatching about these girls 'wasting' their Saturdays selling cookies- shut it. I sold things as a Cub Scout, did find raisers as a Boy Scout. It didn't impede my outdoor life. It wasn't hell. And no one suffered.

Rush hates women. Especially those in power. I knew this in the 90s when I was a big fan.
 
2014-03-02 01:59:36 PM  

Mugato: It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.


Salesmanship isn't a real skill?
 
2014-03-02 02:18:10 PM  
whatever.  their cookies are delicious.
 
2014-03-02 02:49:06 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Do people understand the meaning of the word "jihad" and the many cultural implications of its various shades and nuances?

Or are we just yelling "jihad!" because its sounds muslin and is scurry for old white folk?


It's the latter.
 
2014-03-02 02:49:41 PM  
I'm selling cookies outside the supermarket today with my 7 year old daughter, and if that helps in some small way to bring about Mr. Limbaugh's death by coronary, all the better.

Mmm, samoas.
 
2014-03-02 02:51:54 PM  
Rush Limbaugh is a junkie.

Junkies say a lot of things.
 
2014-03-02 02:52:02 PM  
Well, of course they need a lesbian leader. Who else is going to teach them how to scissor?
 
2014-03-02 02:52:02 PM  
Probably just all butt-hurt because someone suggested the Boy Scouts not be allowed to discriminate on the public's dime.
 
2014-03-02 02:52:09 PM  
It would be perfect if Rush choked to death on a Girl Scout cookie.
 
2014-03-02 02:53:06 PM  
If you think... for one second... that there are jihad lesbian extremists that are posed to take over the Girl Scouts... please... I'm begging you... PLEASE

Stop... breathing... now!
 
2014-03-02 02:53:31 PM  

Majin_Buu: Rush Limbaugh is a junkie.

Junkies say a lot of things.


So is Fartbongo but I don't see anybody bringing it up regularly
 
2014-03-02 02:54:15 PM  

Mugato: It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.


Good idea. How come the Girl Scouts never thought of that?

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Oh yeah, because you're wrong.
 
2014-03-02 02:54:19 PM  

Mugato: Who could look at this face and have anything bad to say about her?

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Oh this farking douchebag.

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I guess he just doesn't like young fresh faced cute women.
 
2014-03-02 02:54:24 PM  
Come on now, this is just getting silly.
 
2014-03-02 02:54:32 PM  
"Lesbian Jihadists" is the name of my Peaches cover band.
 
2014-03-02 02:55:26 PM  

Mugato: It's Saturday. they should be out playing, not shilling for some cookie company. Teach these girls real skills, like how to beat the shiat out of date rapists, not selling cookies.


Have them watch the Jackass episode where they test several methods to ward off a rapist. Or I can save you the time: Mace was by far the most effective. Knoxville has even said being shot was nothing compared to being maced.
 
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