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(Politifact)   Washed-up has-been AW Ted Nugent now claims he's been a cop since 1982. Something smells about that story   (politifact.com) divider line 153
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2014-03-02 11:07:06 AM
Must be his shiat filled pants on fire.
 
2014-03-02 11:13:13 AM
He's very close to breaking the Case of the Pants-Shiatting Pedophile, but those meddling kids keep distracting them
 
2014-03-02 11:23:40 AM
Oh, bless his poor, dear, sweet heart for just trying so very hard...
 
2014-03-02 11:30:08 AM
He's a legend in his own mind.  It must be nice to have such a rich fantasy life.
 
2014-03-02 11:45:26 AM
Look at the thumbnail picture on that article. It's like he's saying "HA HA I TROLL U."

But he's probably laughing inappropriately and telling lies due to the Swiss cheese brain he got from all those drugs he did.
 
2014-03-02 11:46:54 AM
And people still eat his shiat up...

Can you imagine of a democrat made a retarded claim like that? He would be crucified by the right within days.  But a retard conservitroll can say shiat like "I SHOT DRUG DEALING SCUM WITH THE DEA" and he'll get paraded around.
 
2014-03-02 11:49:05 AM
so... still not dead or in jail, then?   meh.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-03-02 11:58:44 AM
Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch
 
2014-03-02 12:56:05 PM
Hey, why don't you belong to the NRA?

Well, for a number of reasons. Chief among them, they let that asshole sit on their board.

http://www.meetthenra.org/nra-member/ted-nugent
 
2014-03-02 12:59:43 PM

MBK: Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch


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Fill yer pants, you son of a biatch!
 
2014-03-02 01:07:48 PM
Shut up and play stranglehold
 
2014-03-02 01:10:13 PM
Douchebag McPoopypants is a liar?  Who'da thunk it?
 
2014-03-02 01:12:37 PM
Hilts said Nugent has no authority or official responsibilities. The only activity involving Nugent that Hilts could recall was raising money on behalf of the department and for a local boy who has cystic fibrosis.

OK...he did do something good once.

ONCE
 
2014-03-02 01:12:47 PM
I believe that the self-admitted draft dodging, pants-shiatting, adulterous pedophile has copped a feel on many underage girls over the years.

By his own definition, he's a "mongrel" who should be in jail for molestation.
 
2014-03-02 01:29:40 PM

nekom: Shut up and play stranglehold


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

Christ Nuge, from one gun owner to another, shut the fark up!
 
2014-03-02 02:12:00 PM

MBK: Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch


I don't know why people keep harping on this. Slick Willie evaded the draft through various means and favors and had at least one affair and people love him. You'd have shiat your pants too if you thought it would get you out of Vietnam.

Hating Ted Nugent is easy. This shouldn't be one of the reasons.
 
2014-03-02 02:19:27 PM

nekom: Shut up and play stranglehold


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and how.
 
2014-03-02 02:23:40 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Hilts said Nugent has no authority or official responsibilities. The only activity involving Nugent that Hilts could recall was raising money on behalf of the department and for a local boy who has cystic fibrosis.

OK...he did do something good once.

ONCE


You know what they say about broken clocks.

/ I feel for Ted; early onset dementia is a horrible, horrible disease
 
2014-03-02 02:25:52 PM
Wow, he's truly psychotic.
 
2014-03-02 02:26:06 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MBK: Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch

I don't know why people keep harping on this. Slick Willie evaded the draft through various means and favors and had at least one affair and people love him. You'd have shiat your pants too if you thought it would get you out of Vietnam.

Hating Ted Nugent is easy. This shouldn't be one of the reasons.


That's because Bill Clinton made up for being a draft-dodging weasel by balancing the budget, bringing peace to Northern Ireland, ending genocide and stabilizing the Balkans, and generally kicking ass as president despite being saddled with the worst Congress until the current one. Bill Clinton was a really good governor, and a better-than-average president. Ted Nugent has never done ANYTHING worthwhile; the best thing he ever did was make shiatty rock music, and it's all downhill from there.
 
2014-03-02 02:26:21 PM
Dear God in Heaven, please let him run for President on the GOP ticket.
 
2014-03-02 02:27:08 PM

shanrick: Must be his shiat filled pants on fire.


This.
 
2014-03-02 02:27:13 PM

NewportBarGuy: Hey, why don't you belong to the NRA?

Well, for a number of reasons. Chief among them, they let that asshole sit on their board.

http://www.meetthenra.org/nra-member/ted-nugent


I let my membership lapse many years ago.
Between LaPierre, Nugent, the ILA fundraising, and the shiatty magazines, it wasn't worth my money or energy any more.
A friend argues that Nugent brings a lot of attention.  Yes, dumbass, not the kind of attention we need.  Also, I can NEVER support or willingly associate with a coward who freely admitted how he shiat his pants for weeks on end.
 
2014-03-02 02:27:21 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MBK: Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch

I don't know why people keep harping on this. Slick Willie evaded the draft through various means and favors and had at least one affair and people love him. You'd have shiat your pants too if you thought it would get you out of Vietnam.

Hating Ted Nugent is easy. This shouldn't be one of the reasons.


Nope.
That one alone is enough to make anything that comes out of his mouth about firearms and patriotism null and void.
Best part: Forever.
 
2014-03-02 02:29:22 PM
Ted's life is a total free for all. He's been living in the woods too long listening to the call of the wild.
He's a renegade who probably drank too much rot gut. You have to admit he has a set of cannon balls, because he's always hitting below the belt looking for sweet revenge. And there's no holds barred either! He'll blast anyone, but I think he's just run out of lady luck with this last spewing of his great white buffalo shiat.

Ain't it the truth?
 
2014-03-02 02:31:25 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: You'd have shiat your pants too if you thought it would get you out of Vietnam.


I doesn't matter what I'd have done to get out of Vietnam, I don't proclaim to be a True American Hero.
 
2014-03-02 02:31:42 PM

FunkOut: Wow, he's truly psychotic.


And thus a perfect poster boy for the American gun freak crowd.
 
2014-03-02 02:32:18 PM
Ted Nugent coming over at all gives new meaning to 'lock up your wife and kids', especially if your kids happen to be barely post pubescent. Ted wouldn't ever be with the U.S Marshalls or FBI just out of his mortifying fear of them finding out about what's on his hard drive.
If Ted Nugent ever busts through your door, just wave some Selective Service papers at him and watch him cringe in the poop-covered corner.

Still like his music though. I'm objective enough to separate a person from the art he makes (Burzum, Wagner, Woody Allen, etc). But, he should just fess up and admit he drugs up and drinks. Only that or a major mental illness combined with attention whoring can explain his rants from the last 2 decades (and do keep in mind, in light of his anti-alcohol stance, he openly admitted to getting wasted with Toby Keith for some film about horses a few years back).
 
2014-03-02 02:32:23 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Hilts said Nugent has no authority or official responsibilities. The only activity involving Nugent that Hilts could recall was raising money on behalf of the department and for a local boy who has cystic fibrosis.

OK...he did do something good once.

ONCE


Hitler liked dogs, so what.
 
2014-03-02 02:32:42 PM

Dellirium: Ted's life is a total free for all. He's been living in the woods too long listening to the call of the wild.
He's a renegade who probably drank too much rot gut. You have to admit he has a set of cannon balls, because he's always hitting below the belt looking for sweet revenge. And there's no holds barred either! He'll blast anyone, but I think he's just run out of lady luck with this last spewing of his great white buffalo shiat.

Ain't it the truth?


Wang, dang, I couldn't have said it better.
 
2014-03-02 02:33:03 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MBK: Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch

I don't know why people keep harping on this. Slick Willie evaded the draft through various means and favors and had at least one affair and people love him. You'd have shiat your pants too if you thought it would get you out of Vietnam.

Hating Ted Nugent is easy. This shouldn't be one of the reasons.


Yeah, but one of the biggest issues Nugent has is that he's so demonstrative about others being unAmerican & not supportive of the troops. I believe he also claimed that he would have wiped out Vietnam by himself or some ridiculous nonsense that I'm too lazy to Google right now.

Now it's time for the real controversy. Nugent's best guitar solo was on Come Again for Damn Yankees.

Discuss.
 
2014-03-02 02:33:23 PM
From TFA:

"And we are re-arresting fugitive felons let out of their cages after murdering and raping and molesting children, carjacking. And we keep going after these guys.

Takes a child molester to know one.
 
2014-03-02 02:33:32 PM
the scariest part is that this what Ted Nugent actually believes. this isnt him padding his resume, he really thinks he's a cop.
 
2014-03-02 02:33:56 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Hilts said Nugent has no authority or official responsibilities. The only activity involving Nugent that Hilts could recall was raising money on behalf of the department and for a local boy who has cystic fibrosis.

OK...he did do something good once.

ONCE


He only did that to get into the boy's underage sisters pants.
 
2014-03-02 02:34:02 PM
nanadownload.com
 
2014-03-02 02:35:53 PM
A pants shiatting, right leaning wacko with a rich fantasy life?

Sounds like a real Walter shiatty to me.
 
2014-03-02 02:36:03 PM
PS,
Ok, then, Ted, go be a cop in your old hometown of Detroit. I wanna see how your one man army approach goes over there.
 
2014-03-02 02:37:49 PM
Like how Elvis was really a DEA agent.
 
2014-03-02 02:38:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: Lionel Mandrake: Hilts said Nugent has no authority or official responsibilities. The only activity involving Nugent that Hilts could recall was raising money on behalf of the department and for a local boy who has cystic fibrosis.

OK...he did do something good once.

ONCE

Hitler liked dogs, so what.


You know, Dogs ARE awesome!

/ didn't Hitler test out poison on his dog?

// also, The Nugg has killed far fewer Jews than Hitler; true, most of The Nugg's music could be considered torture
 
2014-03-02 02:41:00 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MBK: Go shiat your pants again you draft dodging son of a biatch

I don't know why people keep harping on this. Slick Willie evaded the draft through various means and favors and had at least one affair and people love him. You'd have shiat your pants too if you thought it would get you out of Vietnam.

Hating Ted Nugent is easy. This shouldn't be one of the reasons.

Nope.
That one alone is enough to make anything that comes out of his mouth about firearms and patriotism null and void.
Best part: Forever.


He think once said that it was a good thing he didn't go over to Vietnam because he was such a total wild man he would have gone crazy and shot everyone. Oh, that's really nice.
 
2014-03-02 02:41:06 PM
Like Chuck Barris was a hit man for the CIA.
 
2014-03-02 02:41:34 PM

MylesHeartVodak: NewportBarGuy: Hey, why don't you belong to the NRA?

Well, for a number of reasons. Chief among them, they let that asshole sit on their board.

http://www.meetthenra.org/nra-member/ted-nugent

I let my membership lapse many years ago.
Between LaPierre, Nugent, the ILA fundraising, and the shiatty magazines, it wasn't worth my money or energy any more.
A friend argues that Nugent brings a lot of attention.  Yes, dumbass, not the kind of attention we need.  Also, I can NEVER support or willingly associate with a coward who freely admitted how he shiat his pants for weeks on end.


This is true.  He is a horrible, horrible exemplar for the pro-gun movement, yet they keep inviting him to show up.  It's amazing he, or they, have any credibility at all because of this stuff.
 
2014-03-02 02:41:38 PM

wildcardjack: Like how Elvis was really a DEA agent.


Now, he was a snitch for the DEA. They gave him a badge in return for his snitching.
 
2014-03-02 02:41:41 PM
Dead or in jail.  What's it gonna be, Ted?
 
2014-03-02 02:42:20 PM
He should be an LA or NY cop.  I'm pretty sure they share an ideology*.

*Disclaimer:  I'm not saying all cops are like that.  You just hear a lot about the 10% that suck in the news.
 
2014-03-02 02:42:30 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Look at the thumbnail picture on that article. It's like he's saying "HA HA I TROLL U."

But he's probably laughing inappropriately and telling lies due to the Swiss cheese brain he got from all those drugs he did.


 He's never done drugs. But of course you wouldn't care if he didn't because you just got your opportunity to trash someone who is pro gun.

Really, tell it like it is...

My tiny violin, I play for you!

Kisses!
 
2014-03-02 02:42:49 PM
I think by the time the lower common denominator of people realize that their detractors can research their claims quicker and more thoroughly than ever before in history, we will have weeded out the liars, the cheaters, and the undeserving, and confine them to the dustbin of history where we belong.

But for now, let's just watch the oblivious hilarity ensue.
 
2014-03-02 02:42:57 PM
I would love it if a hippy vegan were to snatch his bow from his hands and beat him to death with it.
 
2014-03-02 02:43:32 PM
I just can't wait for uncle Ted to tell us about his time in the core.
 
2014-03-02 02:45:39 PM
Today's GOP, ladies and gents.
 
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