"Fist me, I'm Irish!"
bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping your leg.
bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping sucking your leg cock.
brimed03: Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march. There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day. It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.Two of my family members have drank themselves to death.Yep. I despise my fellow Americans every March 17th. At least, the ones who have turned what was a holy day of remembrance into a hellish day of alcohol-induced blackouts.Fark you, fark your green beer, and fark your belligerent screaming down the streets at 2am. If there was ever any Irish blood in you, it has long-since soured in disgust.Saddest of all, they've infected Ireland itself with that shiat. Not all get scattered sons and daughters have made Mother Ireland proud.
The My Little Pony Killer: ChubbyTiger: wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right? Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore. No more hiding in the shadows.A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.By people who literally could not give a fark about Ireland or the politics thereof on any other day of the year.Hell, they probably give no farks about Ireland or her politics on that day either, they just know that green = good and orange = kick his ass.
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