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(AP)   For the first time in 20 years, Boston's St. Patrick's Day parade will be significantly more FABULOUS   (hosted.ap.org ) divider line
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2014-03-02 02:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
I don't care how you have sex and I don't want want to know.  Forcing that information on me in a parade is disgusting and fortifies my opinion that your sense of morality is lacking.
2014-03-02 02:08:29 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, you really wouldn't want preeverts represented in your parade. Supporters of terrorism, now, they're fine.

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2014-03-03 09:52:33 AM  
1 vote:

lilbjorn: Gays who are marching will not be allowed to wear anything indicating that they're gay.


So staggering drunkenly through the streets shirtless, wearing beads and crazy hats will continue to remain the provenance of straight, Catholic Irishmen.
2014-03-02 08:30:32 PM  
1 vote:
This thread sounds full of straight dudes who are basing their idea of pride parades (and everything else gay people do) on a few photos they've seen of the Castro.
2014-03-02 03:45:46 PM  
1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.


Me too.  I feel the same way too.  I avoid the bars at all cost.  Back when I was younger I'd see idiots wearing those green dr. seuss hats and I wanted to punch them.
/grand father came over here and had to take the O off the first part of our last name for some strange reason
2014-03-02 03:35:52 PM  
1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.

Two of my family members have drank themselves to death.


Yep. I despise my fellow Americans every March 17th. At least, the ones who have turned what was a holy day of remembrance into a hellish day of alcohol-induced blackouts.

Fark you, fark your green beer, and fark your belligerent screaming down the streets at 2am. If there was ever any Irish blood in you, it has long-since soured in disgust.

Saddest of all, they've infected Ireland itself with that shiat. Not all get scattered sons and daughters have made Mother Ireland proud.
2014-03-02 02:36:51 PM  
1 vote:
St. Patrick's Gay parade?
2014-03-02 02:29:47 PM  
1 vote:

mbillips: Yeah, you really wouldn't want preeverts represented in your parade. Supporters of terrorism, now, they're fine.


I would like a united Ireland and I don't support terrorism.
2014-03-02 02:26:42 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: ChubbyTiger: wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.

A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.

Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.

By people who literally could not give a fark about Ireland or the politics thereof on any other day of the year.

Hell, they probably give no farks about Ireland or her politics on that day either, they just know that green = good and orange = kick his ass.


What about wearing the team colors of the Lakers?
2014-03-02 02:07:22 PM  
1 vote:

wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.

A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.


Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.
2014-03-02 01:55:31 PM  
1 vote:
So the Red Sox are going to march in the parade, then?
2014-03-02 01:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.
2014-03-02 01:36:57 PM  
1 vote:
So it's still only a "tentative" deal and "Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"? Wow Boston. The only people that put-off by homosexuality usually turn into the goatse.cx guy by 40. Basically what I'm saying is, one day Boston will show the whole world its glorious, gaping rectum. And then, Ragnarok.
2014-03-02 01:32:11 PM  
1 vote:

EdNortonsTwin: This should go over well


Southie has changed due to gentrification. They were all afraid that busing and minorities were going to ruin/change the neighborhood. Instead the yuppies moved in to price a lot of people out of Southie. I'm sure apart from the usual drunk assholes lining the parade route, there won't be problems.
2014-03-02 01:24:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'm all for groups being able to represent their cause/idea/whatever.....but I have never been a fan of the gay pride people who want to involve themselves in the parade just to walk around half naked, in S&M gear, and wearing ridiculous clothes and say they are there for gay pride. You are not helping.
2014-03-02 01:04:48 PM  
1 vote:

bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping your leg.


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