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(AP)   For the first time in 20 years, Boston's St. Patrick's Day parade will be significantly more FABULOUS   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 53
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2014-03-02 11:37:45 AM  
It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping your leg.
 
2014-03-02 12:55:37 PM  

bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping sucking your leg cock.

 
2014-03-02 01:04:48 PM  

bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping your leg.


Rule 34.

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2014-03-02 01:06:58 PM  
This should go over well
 
2014-03-02 01:09:28 PM  
Boston, when the walls fell.
 
2014-03-02 01:13:38 PM  

lohphat: bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping your leg.

Rule 34.

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okay that's funny but I could have gone to my grave without seeing that!

/progress
 
2014-03-02 01:18:00 PM  
Leprechauns are fine but fairies are a step too far.
 
2014-03-02 01:24:24 PM  
I'm all for groups being able to represent their cause/idea/whatever.....but I have never been a fan of the gay pride people who want to involve themselves in the parade just to walk around half naked, in S&M gear, and wearing ridiculous clothes and say they are there for gay pride. You are not helping.
 
2014-03-02 01:32:11 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: This should go over well


Southie has changed due to gentrification. They were all afraid that busing and minorities were going to ruin/change the neighborhood. Instead the yuppies moved in to price a lot of people out of Southie. I'm sure apart from the usual drunk assholes lining the parade route, there won't be problems.
 
2014-03-02 01:36:57 PM  
So it's still only a "tentative" deal and "Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"? Wow Boston. The only people that put-off by homosexuality usually turn into the goatse.cx guy by 40. Basically what I'm saying is, one day Boston will show the whole world its glorious, gaping rectum. And then, Ragnarok.
 
2014-03-02 01:44:08 PM  

HairyNevus: So it's still only a "tentative" deal and "Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"? Wow Boston Allied War Veterans.


It's a private parade, not put on by the City. The Mayor has boycotted it every year since 1994.
 
2014-03-02 01:47:46 PM  
Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.
 
2014-03-02 01:53:09 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Boston, when the walls fell.


His penis upraised?
 
2014-03-02 01:55:31 PM  
So the Red Sox are going to march in the parade, then?
 
2014-03-02 01:56:05 PM  

JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.


A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.
 
2014-03-02 02:01:44 PM  
Woohoo, Dykes On Bikes just in time for my birthday! (sadly there's no St. Patrick's Day Parade here. I even stopped going to them back in Chicago years ago. I preferred to get sloppy ass drunk around other sloppy, stumbling drunk friends, thanks)
 
2014-03-02 02:05:30 PM  
Just as long as they don't allow those gay Irish mooselim in the parade. It's better to be safe than sorry!
 
2014-03-02 02:06:17 PM  
As long a they're ok with 40,000 drunken micks crashing their gay pride parade this summer
 
2014-03-02 02:07:22 PM  

wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.

A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.


Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.
 
2014-03-02 02:08:29 PM  
Yeah, you really wouldn't want preeverts represented in your parade. Supporters of terrorism, now, they're fine.

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2014-03-02 02:12:43 PM  
I do hope it will be more entertaining  than a few others I saw that were more of a non skilled , lacked imaginative talent and were purposely designed with the in you're face attitude that went a little over the top. Because if that's is all whats it about , who needs that kind of simple minded talentless shiat!
 
2014-03-02 02:19:21 PM  

ChubbyTiger: wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.

A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.

Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.


Fairy trolls leprechaun.
 
2014-03-02 02:20:56 PM  

ChubbyTiger: wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.

A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.

Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.


By people who literally could not give a fark about Ireland or the politics thereof on any other day of the year.

Hell, they probably give no farks about Ireland or her politics on that day either, they just know that green = good and orange = kick his ass.
 
2014-03-02 02:26:42 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: ChubbyTiger: wellreadneck: JosephFinn: Marchers from the gay-rights group would not, however, be allowed to wear clothing or hold signs that refer to sexual orientation"

That'll last what, about 10 minutes into the parade, right?  Sorry, parade organizers, they're not going to shut up and be quiet anymore.  No more hiding in the shadows.

A nice bright orange would be quite eye catching, no doubt.

Gay or not, that shiat will get you killed.

By people who literally could not give a fark about Ireland or the politics thereof on any other day of the year.

Hell, they probably give no farks about Ireland or her politics on that day either, they just know that green = good and orange = kick his ass.


What about wearing the team colors of the Lakers?
 
2014-03-02 02:29:47 PM  

mbillips: Yeah, you really wouldn't want preeverts represented in your parade. Supporters of terrorism, now, they're fine.


I would like a united Ireland and I don't support terrorism.
 
2014-03-02 02:36:51 PM  
St. Patrick's Gay parade?
 
2014-03-02 02:38:36 PM  
I'd like to see a gay parade in Dearborn, MI.  Go ahead, taunt the dynamite monkey
 
2014-03-02 02:43:48 PM  
Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.

Two of my family members have drank themselves to death.
 
2014-03-02 02:47:11 PM  

Crewmannumber6: mbillips: Yeah, you really wouldn't want preeverts represented in your parade. Supporters of terrorism, now, they're fine.

I would like a united Ireland and I don't support terrorism.


Are you a member of Friends of Irish Freedom? Because they gave (give?) money to the IRA. Just because you agree with one of their positions doesn't mean you = them.
 
2014-03-02 02:50:50 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.

Two of my family members have drank themselves to death.


I don't like St. Paddy's day because it's amateur hour.  A bunch of wannabe drunks who get sloppy and stupid after their 2nd drink in an hour is not my idea of fun.
 
2014-03-02 02:57:56 PM  
I don't care how you have sex and I don't want want to know.  Forcing that information on me in a parade is disgusting and fortifies my opinion that your sense of morality is lacking.
 
2014-03-02 03:03:52 PM  
Never happen.  Everybody knows you can't be Irish if you're gay.
 
2014-03-02 03:07:47 PM  

ciberido: Never happen.  Everybody knows you can't be Irish if you're gay.


guy looks gay.
 
2014-03-02 03:25:42 PM  

lohphat: bearded clamorer: It's all good fun until you have to shake off some drunken leprechaun that's humping your leg.

Rule 34.


Is that Karl Rove and the Old Spice guy?

/what? Not Karl? Maybe a balding Tom DeLay?
 
2014-03-02 03:26:06 PM  

zzzzt: I don't care how you have sex and I don't want want to know.  Forcing that information on me in a parade is disgusting and fortifies my opinion that your sense of morality is lacking.


That's pretty close to my stance on it.  I support gay rights and gay marriage, but I really don't care.  I think the gay-pride parade is disgusting.  A bunch of people marching or walking to show their support - I'm all for that.  But instead you get a bunch of dudes acting like they were pulled from the cover of a gay porn mag.

I'd say the same thing if they had a straight-pride parade and had a bunch of semi-nude people acting out sex acts on floats too.  I'm pro sex, pro porn, and love strip clubs.  But those things shouldn't be paraded down main street.
 
2014-03-02 03:30:05 PM  

"Fist me, I'm Irish!"

 
2014-03-02 03:35:52 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.

Two of my family members have drank themselves to death.


Yep. I despise my fellow Americans every March 17th. At least, the ones who have turned what was a holy day of remembrance into a hellish day of alcohol-induced blackouts.

Fark you, fark your green beer, and fark your belligerent screaming down the streets at 2am. If there was ever any Irish blood in you, it has long-since soured in disgust.

Saddest of all, they've infected Ireland itself with that shiat. Not all get scattered sons and daughters have made Mother Ireland proud.
 
2014-03-02 03:39:46 PM  

brimed03: Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.

Two of my family members have drank themselves to death.

Yep. I despise my fellow Americans every March 17th. At least, the ones who have turned what was a holy day of remembrance into a hellish day of alcohol-induced blackouts.

Fark you, fark your green beer, and fark your belligerent screaming down the streets at 2am. If there was ever any Irish blood in you, it has long-since soured in disgust.

Saddest of all, they've infected Ireland itself with that shiat. Not all get scattered sons and daughters have made Mother Ireland proud.


Yeah, well fark you, you churchy bog trotter. Nobody cares about your actual nation of violent, ginger alcoholics, let alone your ridiculous superstitious religion; we're just looking for an excuse to party. If you don't like it, go back to leprechaun land.

/When are we going to get around to making St. David's Day a piss-up?
 
2014-03-02 03:45:46 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Let gay Irishmen march if they like, let the Irish stepdancers march, let the Irish "any group that isn't a caricature of a drunken Irishman" march.  There's a lot to the culture that's worth showcasing.

I'm Irish, I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day.  It's turned into a giant drunkfest, which is a shame since drinking is pretty much the national disgrace, and causes that nation and it's descendants a whole lot of heartbreak.


Me too.  I feel the same way too.  I avoid the bars at all cost.  Back when I was younger I'd see idiots wearing those green dr. seuss hats and I wanted to punch them.
/grand father came over here and had to take the O off the first part of our last name for some strange reason
 
2014-03-02 03:55:21 PM  
parades are pretty gay to being with.
 
2014-03-02 04:02:19 PM  
/approves
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2014-03-02 04:30:31 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Boston, when the walls fell.


Takei and Altman at the courthouse in the valley.

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2014-03-02 04:47:49 PM  

zzzzt: I don't care how you have sex and I don't want want to know.  Forcing that information on me in a parade is disgusting and fortifies my opinion that your sense of morality is lacking.


You sound heterosexual. Stop forcing information about the way you have sex onto me, you farking pervert.
 
2014-03-02 06:05:56 PM  
Great, as long as they remember why they were kicked out in the first place. You can't be spreading your ass cheeks and stroking a two foot long dildo to an audience full of thousands of children.
 
2014-03-02 06:54:59 PM  
Saint Patrick, your mission has been corrupted ..
 
2014-03-02 08:30:32 PM  
This thread sounds full of straight dudes who are basing their idea of pride parades (and everything else gay people do) on a few photos they've seen of the Castro.
 
2014-03-02 11:15:55 PM  
I couldn't even read the article after reading the tab title....

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2014-03-03 12:06:17 AM  
I dunno.. men in skirts, singing songs? That's not for sissies.
 
2014-03-03 08:54:55 AM  
Irish Parade Organizers: Out gays need not apply
 
2014-03-03 08:56:39 AM  
For the first time in 20 years, Boston's St. Patrick's Day parade will be significantly more FABULOUS

Not that significantly, actually.  Gays who are marching will not be allowed to wear anything indicating that they're gay.
 
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