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(Pravda)   Ukraine declares general mobilization after Russia approves use of military force in Crimea   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 45
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2014-03-02 06:36:37 AM
8 votes:
oi62.tinypic.com
2014-03-02 02:32:58 AM
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-02 03:10:31 AM
4 votes:

Testiclaw: bigpeeler: Is that everyones kneejerk reaction to anything said against their milquetoast god, Obama? Let's see how he reacts to the forthcoming world events, then get back to me. It's time for him to pull up his big-boy pants and get to work. This situation is serious.

Testiclaw: What would you have Obama do, in this case, specifically?

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His posts have made it obvious that what he wants is for Obama to have big balls and to pull up his pants so high that his balls will be visible. Then with his huge cameltoe on display, Ukraine and Russia will have no choice but to get along. This is pretty basic stuff.
2014-03-02 02:41:11 AM
4 votes:
If you like your warm water port in Crimea, you can keep your warm water port in Crimea.
2014-03-02 02:31:35 AM
4 votes:
Maybe Ted Nugent can sign up for the draft without shiatting his pants now.
2014-03-02 04:01:23 AM
3 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?

WW3 is going to start with preemptive cyberattacks, not nukes. So if your power, internet and cell service all go out simultaneously with no adverse weather conditions and don't come back up, that could be it.


Or you could just have Comcast.
2014-03-02 03:14:04 AM
3 votes:

Asa Phelps: bigpeeler: joonyer:

3.5/10

Is that everyones kneejerk reaction to anything said against their milquetoast god, Obama? Let's see how he reacts to the forthcoming world events, then get back to me. It's time for him to pull up his big-boy pants and get to work. This situation is serious.

So, what would a president with balls do?

We're all waiting to hear.


You might want to sit down for this ...
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2014-03-02 02:53:18 AM
3 votes:
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

"Patience, Highlander. You have done well. But it will take time. There are generations being born and dying. You're at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination. Use it well my friend. Don't lose your head."

/Best. Bond Movie. EVER
2014-03-02 02:42:19 AM
3 votes:

ImpendingCynic: humanshrapnel: [img.fark.net image 400x400]

Umm, well, it wasn't Jack Ryan who said it. It was admiral whats-his-name, played by Fred Thompson.


I loved him in The Wonder Years.
2014-03-02 05:12:02 AM
2 votes:
This is me on the outside:

i1182.photobucket.com

While THIS is me on the inside:

i1182.photobucket.com
2014-03-02 03:20:14 AM
2 votes:

Asa Phelps: bigpeeler: joonyer:

3.5/10

Is that everyones kneejerk reaction to anything said against their milquetoast god, Obama? Let's see how he reacts to the forthcoming world events, then get back to me. It's time for him to pull up his big-boy pants and get to work. This situation is serious.

So, what would a president with balls do?

We're all waiting to hear.


In a previous thread somebody questioned a troll about what "standing up" to Putin meant.  The answer offered was, basically, "standing up" but written in different words.  It circled like that for a while.

I'm guessing this dude is going to do the same thing, if he does anything at all.  He'll probably 1) make the same empty statements about "getting tough", or "manning up", or, 2) selectively respond to more recent posts and drop the same old "Obama needs to step it up" lines to new and unsuspecting victims.

Obama just called me, and told me his red line is two posts.  The dude gets two posts to engage in conversation until he gets the plonk.

/pulls pants up so high my balls hang out
2014-03-02 03:00:39 AM
2 votes:

bigpeeler: I miss the days when our President had balls.


Wait until Hillary is elected, then once again you'll have a president with balls.
2014-03-02 02:56:59 AM
2 votes:

super_grass: I bet this will erupt into civil war:

[www.washingtonpost.com image 850x593]


2010 election results.

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With props to 100 Watt Walrus for posting this in another thread.

So divide the country with a wall. Maybe draw some kind of metallic drape.
2014-03-02 02:42:42 AM
2 votes:

the_cnidarian: Crimea river
Charge of the Light Brigade
We'll be lucky if we get out alive
Land war in Asia


Ukraine is joke to you
2014-03-02 02:36:33 AM
2 votes:
do we have any idea yet if nato is going to honor the 1994 agreement to defend Ukraine????
2014-03-02 05:10:16 PM
1 votes:

Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?


farm6.staticflickr.com
2014-03-02 02:56:50 PM
1 votes:

steveGswine: Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?

This farking close


My cat--who generally ignores whatever human noise comes from the computer-- woke up, ran away from the speakers and looked at me with the most heinously insulted look she has ever given me in her life.
2014-03-02 11:02:56 AM
1 votes:
www.johndclare.net

Hey, we're getting the band back together!
2014-03-02 09:35:43 AM
1 votes:

ciberido: Romans 7 19: demaL-demaL-yeH: JonBuck: Oh, wait.  Pravda.

There is no truth in Pravda.

Pravda - well, Pravda - Pravda said: "жил был король когда-то при нем блоха жила  " It stinks.

/obscure?

That reminds me of the day I am given first original paper to write. It was on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold.


I remember high school, too.
2014-03-02 09:25:31 AM
1 votes:

Romans 7 19: demaL-demaL-yeH: JonBuck: Oh, wait.  Pravda.

There is no truth in Pravda.

Pravda - well, Pravda - Pravda said: "жил был король когда-то при нем блоха жила  " It stinks.

/obscure?


That reminds me of the day I am given first original paper to write. It was on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold.
2014-03-02 09:01:24 AM
1 votes:

LordJiro: Yeah, real smart there, Ukraine. Instead of giving up Crimea (Mostly Russian anyway, and home to the Russian Black Sea fleet so there was no way in Hell they were going to jeopardize that), you're gonna wave your dick at Putin.

God, I hope the rest of the world isn't dumb enough to get involved.



You're right. Ukraine should just give up the Sudetenland because Der Fuhror Putin wants it. Er I mean Crimea.
2014-03-02 08:38:00 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-02 08:01:59 AM
1 votes:

Marmilman: NUCLEAR ASSHATS


Deep down, I think we're all most concerned about the nuclear asshats.
2014-03-02 06:39:47 AM
1 votes:

Marmilman: paulseta: 10.37 UKRAINE PARLIAMENT CALLS FOR INTERNATIONAL MONITORS AND FOR NECESSARY AID TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF ITS NUCLEAR ASSHATS

Am I the only one who read it like that on first glance?


Yes.
2014-03-02 06:16:17 AM
1 votes:

saintstryfe: Now, during the more happy days (from Moscow's POV) they had an agreement to have Russia have a military base where they have access to the Baltic Sea. This is in a place called Crimea, a small spigot of land on the aforementioned sea.


upload.wikimedia.org
upload.wikimedia.org

1) The Baltic is not the Black Sea.
2) The Crimean Peninsula is about the size of Haiti, it is by no means small.
3) You probably already know these things or you are very uninformed.
2014-03-02 05:49:25 AM
1 votes:
i151.photobucket.com
/oblig
2014-03-02 04:18:50 AM
1 votes:

Marmilman: Russia has no right to mobilize troops anywhere other than in Sevastdude what the fark? Phone fark her all you want, but tell her to leave me the fark aloneapol.


This is a salient point.
2014-03-02 04:06:45 AM
1 votes:

worlddan: Wait until Hillary is elected, then once again you'll have a president with balls.


She really should give those back to Bill, it is demeaning.
2014-03-02 03:26:31 AM
1 votes:

Weatherkiss: Testiclaw: Smeggy Smurf: Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?

23:59:59.9

Metric or Standard?

First one, then the other


Instructions weren't clear: penis stuck in toaster oven.
2014-03-02 03:11:51 AM
1 votes:

bigpeeler: I miss the days when our President had balls.

[img.fark.net image 605x412]


i miss the days when you got banned from sa
2014-03-02 03:11:31 AM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Testiclaw: bigpeeler: Is that everyones kneejerk reaction to anything said against their milquetoast god, Obama? Let's see how he reacts to the forthcoming world events, then get back to me. It's time for him to pull up his big-boy pants and get to work. This situation is serious.

Testiclaw: What would you have Obama do, in this case, specifically?

[0.tqn.com image 270x301]

His posts have made it obvious that what he wants is for Obama to have big balls and to pull up his pants so high that his balls will be visible. Then with his huge cameltoe on display, Ukraine and Russia will have no choice but to get along. This is pretty basic stuff.


Farkied as "ball puppet"
2014-03-02 03:03:50 AM
1 votes:

Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?


This farking close
2014-03-02 02:58:45 AM
1 votes:

TheWhoppah: Dear Kiev,

Sevastopol is Russian.  It should be part of Russia.

[demotivators.despair.com image 617x435]


Alsace-Lorraine is German. It should be part of Russia.
2014-03-02 02:57:44 AM
1 votes:

LordJiro: Yeah, real smart there, Ukraine. Instead of giving up Crimea (Mostly Russian anyway, and home to the Russian Black Sea fleet so there was no way in Hell they were going to jeopardize that), you're gonna wave your dick at Putin.

God, I hope the rest of the world isn't dumb enough to get involved.


You are assuming if Ukraine does nothing that Russia is content to only occupy Crimea.  There are many eastern provinces in Ukraine with Russian populations, economic ties to Russia, and that could be incorporated into the Russian sphere of influence. Ukraine sitting back and doing nothing could result in Ukraine losing much of it's territory with no recourse.

Mobilization and deployment of soldiers does not mean a shooting war. It is preparations for one and gives Ukraine options and some tools to use in order to stem the loss of territory. It does increase the likelihood of war, but it may also blunt further Russian territorial aspirations if there is a risk of real opposition.  It also could lead to a miscalculation by either side resulting in a situation that wasn't intended and cannot be controlled.

It is a dangerous development, but not one that is unexpected.  After all, if someone invaded the US and took Florida, we would first thank them, but also the US would take steps to protect the rest of the states so as not to lose them rather than simply relying on the words of the party who just seized territory.
2014-03-02 02:53:39 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?

WW3 is going to start with preemptive cyberattacks, not nukes. So if your power, internet and cell service all go out simultaneously with no adverse weather conditions and don't come back up, that could be it.


I'm going to stop paying my electric, cell, and ISP bill and help get WWIII started.
2014-03-02 02:48:57 AM
1 votes:

Wolf892: So, in laymen speak, how close are we to WW III?


somewhere between "gonna start on Wednesday" and "Probably nothing to worry about"
2014-03-02 02:48:18 AM
1 votes:

LordJiro: Yeah, real smart there, Ukraine. Instead of giving up Crimea (Mostly Russian anyway, and home to the Russian Black Sea fleet so there was no way in Hell they were going to jeopardize that), you're gonna wave your dick at Putin.

God, I hope the rest of the world isn't dumb enough to get involved.


i.imgur.com
2014-03-02 02:48:01 AM
1 votes:

RanDomino: the_cnidarian: Crimea river
Charge of the Light Brigade
We'll be lucky if we get out alive
Land war in Asia

Ukraine is joke to you


The Ukraine is weak!
2014-03-02 02:45:39 AM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Here's a 'real' news link, and yes, things are looking kinda scary right now.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26400035

*slaps subby for linking to Pravda*

Mr Putin's request was for deployment in Ukraine as a whole, and not specifically for flashpoints such as Crimea.


Well, you coulda knocked me over with a feather.
2014-03-02 02:42:38 AM
1 votes:
We need to defend our agreement with them, or we will never have a country be willing to give up their nuclear arsenal for empty promises.  I hate saying that because I dont want to have my country involved in war, but if we dont keep our word, we're never going to be able to negotiate in good faith again.
2014-03-02 02:40:39 AM
1 votes:
How many IPC points do you get for invading the Ukraine?
2014-03-02 02:34:59 AM
1 votes:
If Germany was still in charge this wouldn't be happening.
2014-03-02 02:33:34 AM
1 votes:
cdn.splitsider.com
2014-03-02 02:32:14 AM
1 votes:
Crimea river. I can't believe I thought of something so clever!
2014-03-02 02:08:28 AM
1 votes:
Shiat just got realer.
 
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