TheHighlandHowler: Woman in her 60s discovers some men in their 20s will hump anything A stiff dick has no conscienceEdited for accuracy
mrswood: "Monica said she would pack uncomplicated enjoyment in as much as she could"
ZzeusS: You can say whatever you want behind a monitor. When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.I'm 42. Went camping with a group of friends. Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking. Didn't think there was anything there. Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag. No discussion or anything. Rocked her hard for the entire weekend. Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways. No strings attached. Phone call here or there for the booty call. She was 60. Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.Another one - fitness trainer in her youth. Bought a nice set of tits. Good looking. Still working on this one. 65.When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.
socoloco: Alternate headline:Men in their 20's find old whore.
Omnis_evil_twin: "The previous week I had written an article about my favourite poet, Edgar Allan Poe, centring on his most famous poem, The Raven. And so it was that I adopted the username 'Raven'."Roughly translated: I couldn't name three other poets without google at my fingertips. I couldn't even name three other poems by Poe if you were holding a gun to my children's' heads. I just wanted to be cool like those girls with all the black make-up and the sparkly vampires.Not that any of this actually happened.
Rat: Does she have a pension? Railroad pension to be exact.©
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