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(Daily Mail)   Woman in her 60s discovers men in their 20s will hump anything   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
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2014-03-02 08:05:25 AM
3 votes:
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Well hello Mrs Robinson
2014-03-02 07:49:14 AM
3 votes:
www.movingimage.us
2014-03-02 01:00:20 PM
2 votes:
Sally Field is 68. By the time I'd be done with her my face would look like a glazed donut.
2014-03-02 09:32:22 AM
2 votes:
Alternate headline:

Men in their 20's find old whore.
2014-03-02 09:08:48 AM
2 votes:
Wow, 'Woman finds sex partners'. That's almost as amazing as 'drunk falls off log'. Marking my calendar.
2014-03-02 08:20:11 AM
2 votes:

TheHighlandHowler: Woman in her 60s discovers some men in their 20s will hump anything  A stiff dick has no conscience

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Redit for accuracy
2014-03-02 07:55:49 AM
2 votes:

mrswood: "Monica said she would pack uncomplicated enjoyment in as much as she could"


So... she calls penises "uncomplicated enjoyment"?

That's an odd name.
2014-03-02 07:50:54 AM
2 votes:
It does help that most women over 40 know how to slob the knob and don't just simply 'submit'
2014-03-02 07:37:27 AM
2 votes:
That article made me feel 13ish and with a copy of Penthouse, turned to the Forum section.
2014-03-02 10:10:24 AM
1 votes:

ZzeusS: You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.   Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.


Yeah....all this posturing is for nothing.  Anything with a pulse, right?
2014-03-02 09:50:04 AM
1 votes:

socoloco: Alternate headline:

Men in their 20's find old whore.


Such a sweet talker you are.
2014-03-02 09:04:29 AM
1 votes:
If I can catch it, I can put my dick in it.

/Mid 20s
2014-03-02 08:47:29 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit it, but then I'm 70.
2014-03-02 08:46:45 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit it. I've always liked women ~15 years older than me.

/that is going to start getting gross in the next few years isn't it?
2014-03-02 08:45:44 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit it, but then I'm 60.
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2014-03-02 08:31:25 AM
1 votes:

Omnis_evil_twin: "The previous week I had written an article about my favourite poet, Edgar Allan Poe, centring on his most famous poem, The Raven. And so it was that I adopted the username 'Raven'."

Roughly translated:  I couldn't name three other poets without google at my fingertips.  I couldn't even name three other poems by Poe if you were holding a gun to my children's' heads.  I just wanted to be cool like those girls with all the black make-up and the sparkly vampires.

Not that any of this actually happened.


Tis some stranger entreating at my chamber door?  This it is, and nothing more?

If she's legit with that Raven claim, that's pretty witty.
2014-03-02 08:23:26 AM
1 votes:
"The previous week I had written an article about my favourite poet, Edgar Allan Poe, centring on his most famous poem, The Raven. And so it was that I adopted the username 'Raven'."

Roughly translated:  I couldn't name three other poets without google at my fingertips.  I couldn't even name three other poems by Poe if you were holding a gun to my children's' heads.  I just wanted to be cool like those girls with all the black make-up and the sparkly vampires.

Not that any of this actually happened.
2014-03-02 08:18:35 AM
1 votes:
If it was a ~really~ slow night in my 20's, sure.

/really, reallyslow.
//Had a great 20's.
2014-03-02 07:25:55 AM
1 votes:

Rat: Does she have a pension?  Railroad pension to be exact.

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My wife does.. Cause I'm a railroader.

Mmmm, double retirement checks
Rat
2014-03-02 07:24:42 AM
1 votes:
Does she have a pension?  Railroad pension to be exact.

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