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(Daily Mail)   Woman in her 60s discovers men in their 20s will hump anything   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-03-02 07:49:14 AM
5 votes:
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2014-03-02 07:32:09 AM
5 votes:
She be wrong.

I would hump anything in my 30s, not my 20s.

I was too dumb to realize when girls were interested in the 20s and was too shy to ask.
2014-03-02 07:50:54 AM
4 votes:
It does help that most women over 40 know how to slob the knob and don't just simply 'submit'
2014-03-02 09:20:37 AM
3 votes:
You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.  Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.
2014-03-02 07:37:27 AM
3 votes:
That article made me feel 13ish and with a copy of Penthouse, turned to the Forum section.
2014-03-02 12:23:40 PM
2 votes:

ZzeusS: I didn't say anything. I'm saying the No Way Ever Ewww Monitor Hide crowd would change their tune when circumstances arise in a face to face meeting.


I get frequent offers that I politely reject.  Some people actually have self control, standards, or some other reason to not have sex simply because someone of what ever looks and condition - but who was simply the correct (for whatever that means) gender - offered.
2014-03-02 09:08:48 AM
2 votes:
Wow, 'Woman finds sex partners'. That's almost as amazing as 'drunk falls off log'. Marking my calendar.
2014-03-02 08:45:44 AM
2 votes:
I'd hit it, but then I'm 60.
2014-03-02 03:22:25 PM
1 votes:

RockofAges: Magnus: ZzeusS: You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.   Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.

Yeah....all this posturing is for nothing.  Anything with a pulse, right?

I'm 30 and I wouldn't hit it. BUT I do agree with this guy, there is a lot of posturing and most men will hit most anything. It's called being a red blooded man. She's just too old for me. 45 or a reallllly well kept 50 would be my line.


It's called being a horny man who thinks that older women are desperate pushovers.

/over 50
//gets approached by dudes in their 30s who erroneously think that I'm easy
///I'm not. Stop looking at my saggy boobs.
2014-03-02 11:08:21 AM
1 votes:
Ughhh. The smell.
2014-03-02 10:10:17 AM
1 votes:
Just about any woman can go in any bar, state that she wants to get laid and WILL get a tacker...

Even if the "takers" meet her outside so not to show their shame depending on how ugly or fat or old she'd be.

Nothing new here, nothing special.
2014-03-02 09:50:14 AM
1 votes:

ZzeusS: You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.  Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.


This.
2014-03-02 09:08:25 AM
1 votes:

scruffynerfherder: Not bad for 60


She's as hittable as that "smokin' hot" redhead from yesterday.
2014-03-02 08:11:04 AM
1 votes:
Woman in her 60s discovers some men in their 20s will hump anything.

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