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(Daily Mail)   Woman in her 60s discovers men in their 20s will hump anything   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2014-03-02 07:22:32 AM  
Well duh.
 
Rat
2014-03-02 07:24:42 AM  
Does she have a pension?  Railroad pension to be exact.

©
 
2014-03-02 07:25:55 AM  

Rat: Does she have a pension?  Railroad pension to be exact.

©


My wife does.. Cause I'm a railroader.

Mmmm, double retirement checks
 
2014-03-02 07:32:09 AM  
She be wrong.

I would hump anything in my 30s, not my 20s.

I was too dumb to realize when girls were interested in the 20s and was too shy to ask.
 
2014-03-02 07:35:37 AM  

Gentoolive: Well duh.


This.

I'm almost 58, and have a single friend the same age who is sooo sure those young guys at some events we go to are really "into her". Tried to tell her "remove the "t" and the "o" for a reality check.

*rolls eyes*
 
2014-03-02 07:37:27 AM  
That article made me feel 13ish and with a copy of Penthouse, turned to the Forum section.
 
2014-03-02 07:39:16 AM  
Not bad for 60
 
2014-03-02 07:49:14 AM  
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2014-03-02 07:50:45 AM  
"Monica said she would pack uncomplicated enjoyment in as much as she could"
 
2014-03-02 07:50:54 AM  
It does help that most women over 40 know how to slob the knob and don't just simply 'submit'
 
2014-03-02 07:51:34 AM  
Someone had to knock the cobwebs out of it
 
2014-03-02 07:55:49 AM  

mrswood: "Monica said she would pack uncomplicated enjoyment in as much as she could"


So... she calls penises "uncomplicated enjoyment"?

That's an odd name.
 
2014-03-02 07:56:00 AM  
I'm gonna be 39 soon, and I'd hit it.
 
2014-03-02 07:58:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: mrswood: "Monica said she would pack uncomplicated enjoyment in as much as she could"

So... she calls penises "uncomplicated enjoyment"?

That's an odd name.


I call mine Mr. happy, but different strokes for different folks.

Or would that be the other way around?
 
2014-03-02 08:05:25 AM  
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Well hello Mrs Robinson
 
2014-03-02 08:11:04 AM  
Woman in her 60s discovers some men in their 20s will hump anything.

Edited for accuracy
 
2014-03-02 08:17:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-02 08:18:35 AM  
If it was a ~really~ slow night in my 20's, sure.

/really, reallyslow.
//Had a great 20's.
 
2014-03-02 08:20:06 AM  
Note that the Headline said "with no strings attached", well as the Brits would say, that should be "Bloody Obvious!".
 
2014-03-02 08:20:11 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: Woman in her 60s discovers some men in their 20s will hump anything  A stiff dick has no conscience

Edited for accuracy


Redit for accuracy
 
2014-03-02 08:23:26 AM  
"The previous week I had written an article about my favourite poet, Edgar Allan Poe, centring on his most famous poem, The Raven. And so it was that I adopted the username 'Raven'."

Roughly translated:  I couldn't name three other poets without google at my fingertips.  I couldn't even name three other poems by Poe if you were holding a gun to my children's' heads.  I just wanted to be cool like those girls with all the black make-up and the sparkly vampires.

Not that any of this actually happened.
 
2014-03-02 08:27:52 AM  
 What is up with the UK!?!?.  Yesterday, we get the report of a chunky 5-headed "smoking hot" (NOT) redhead nymphomaniac who has slept with 300 men.  And today we get the 60 year old sleeping with people the age of her grandchildren (well not really but close enough).  I guess the question I have to ask is this:

Are men in the UK really that desperate these days?

If you are, perhaps we should hold a fundraiser for the men in the UK and import a shipload of eastern european hotties.
 
2014-03-02 08:30:46 AM  
Sure. What the hell?
 
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2014-03-02 08:31:25 AM  

Omnis_evil_twin: "The previous week I had written an article about my favourite poet, Edgar Allan Poe, centring on his most famous poem, The Raven. And so it was that I adopted the username 'Raven'."

Roughly translated:  I couldn't name three other poets without google at my fingertips.  I couldn't even name three other poems by Poe if you were holding a gun to my children's' heads.  I just wanted to be cool like those girls with all the black make-up and the sparkly vampires.

Not that any of this actually happened.


Tis some stranger entreating at my chamber door?  This it is, and nothing more?

If she's legit with that Raven claim, that's pretty witty.
 
2014-03-02 08:31:45 AM  

bump: It does help that most women over 40 know how to slob the knob and don't just simply 'submit'


Heyoo!
 
2014-03-02 08:39:13 AM  

wichitaleaf: bump: It does help that most women over 40 know how to slob the knob and don't just simply 'submit'

Heyoo!


The worst BJ I ever had was still damn good
 
2014-03-02 08:40:06 AM  
She's got nice legs.
 
2014-03-02 08:45:44 AM  
I'd hit it, but then I'm 60.
 
2014-03-02 08:46:45 AM  
I'd hit it. I've always liked women ~15 years older than me.

/that is going to start getting gross in the next few years isn't it?
 
2014-03-02 08:47:29 AM  
I'd hit it, but then I'm 70.
 
2014-03-02 08:52:57 AM  
How about nope nope nope nope nope nope and hell no.
 
2014-03-02 08:58:58 AM  
More fiction from the Fail. Seriously- can anyone believe this?
 
2014-03-02 09:02:38 AM  
I'm not really concerned about age.  Yes, I care about how a woman looks.  I'm shallow that way.  And she ain't got the look.  So, no. Hit it, I would not.
 
2014-03-02 09:04:29 AM  
If I can catch it, I can put my dick in it.

/Mid 20s
 
2014-03-02 09:08:25 AM  

scruffynerfherder: Not bad for 60


She's as hittable as that "smokin' hot" redhead from yesterday.
 
2014-03-02 09:08:31 AM  
Monica Porter, 61, from London, slept with 15 men in a year

Since the conceit of this particular piece of imaginative fiction from the Mail is that all her partners were 20-somethings involved in internet dating, all of the people she'd slept would have (if the story weren't wholly imagined) beaten that number by a factor of ten easily.

I mean, 150 sexual partners a year comes out to like 3 a week... something that almost any reasonably healthy 20-something person  could manage if they really wanted in the information age.  The lesson of your 20s is that you don't really want to do that, because it's not worth the effort and there's no real prestige in having slept with a lot of people, but it's certainly possible if that's what you're trying for and you don't lose a bunch of time to the flu or whatever.
 
2014-03-02 09:08:48 AM  
Wow, 'Woman finds sex partners'. That's almost as amazing as 'drunk falls off log'. Marking my calendar.
 
2014-03-02 09:11:33 AM  
You all believe this story is legit and she is proudly bragging to the media?

Not saying there isn't something to these sorts of romances, but that really isn't the point.
 
2014-03-02 09:20:37 AM  
You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.  Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.
 
2014-03-02 09:21:10 AM  
You can find people online to have sex with?! Unpossible!
 
2014-03-02 09:28:04 AM  
Beer goggles
 
2014-03-02 09:32:22 AM  
Alternate headline:

Men in their 20's find old whore.
 
2014-03-02 09:50:04 AM  

socoloco: Alternate headline:

Men in their 20's find old whore.


Such a sweet talker you are.
 
2014-03-02 09:50:14 AM  

ZzeusS: You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.  Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.


This.
 
2014-03-02 09:55:35 AM  
Would hit now, would have hit in my 20's.  Currently 40
 
2014-03-02 10:07:51 AM  
Well, that is one of the hottest 60 year olds I've ever seen (she looks like a cuter version of Sally Field)...

Sure, why not?
 
2014-03-02 10:10:17 AM  
Just about any woman can go in any bar, state that she wants to get laid and WILL get a tacker...

Even if the "takers" meet her outside so not to show their shame depending on how ugly or fat or old she'd be.

Nothing new here, nothing special.
 
2014-03-02 10:10:24 AM  

ZzeusS: You can say whatever you want behind a monitor.  When she's out there in front of you ready to go, it's another story.

I'm 42.  Went camping with a group of friends.  Woman friend of a friend in the group; somewhat good looking.  Didn't think there was anything there.  Till we all got drunk and she climbed into my sleeping bag.  No discussion or anything.  Rocked her hard for the entire weekend.  Lasted a good few months after that until we went our separate ways.  No strings attached.  Phone call here or there for the booty call.  She was 60.  Took good care of herself so it was plenty fun.

Another one - fitness trainer in her youth.   Bought a nice set of tits.  Good looking.  Still working on this one.  65.

When she's directly in front of you, giving you The Look... all this internet posturing goes away.


Yeah....all this posturing is for nothing.  Anything with a pulse, right?
 
2014-03-02 10:10:52 AM  
tackers = takers... shessss.. can't spell today.
 
2014-03-02 10:17:25 AM  
How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
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