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(Toronto Star)   Heads up LA... Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and his Bros are coming to town for the Oscars and an appearance on Kimmel. Why? Why the hell not... This has the potential to set the script for "Hangover episode Ford"   (thestar.com ) divider line
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2014-03-01 07:34:22 PM  
Will he be there?  Now I have to watch the Oscars.  Damnitsomuch.
 
2014-03-01 07:53:54 PM  
He's like Canada's own little Italian Prime Minister.
 
2014-03-01 07:55:18 PM  
Just a natural extension of modern society's idolatry of reality TV trash.
 
2014-03-01 07:59:42 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Will he be there?  Now I have to watch the Oscars.  Damnitsomuch.


Some speculation has RoFo workin' the Red Carpet for the Kimmel show.
By all that is holy and not make that be true.
 
2014-03-01 07:59:54 PM  
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
 
2014-03-01 08:01:38 PM  
I bet Charles Durning could do a mean Rob Ford impression.
 
2014-03-01 08:02:35 PM  
Nobody would have cared what the mayor of some canuck city did if you dick farks didn't make it an issue. So yea, Kimmel is going to keep feeding the shiat you the shiat love to eat. Idiots.
 
2014-03-01 08:03:13 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I bet Charles Durning could do a mean Rob Ford impression.


I mean if his immortal soul hadn't been stolen by Abe Vigoda, of course.
 
2014-03-01 08:05:22 PM  
Road trip to Vegas Baby
 
2014-03-01 08:05:29 PM  

Degenz: Nobody would have cared what the mayor of some canuck city did if you dick farks didn't make it an issue. So yea, Kimmel is going to keep feeding the shiat you the shiat love to eat. Idiots.


I'm not sure how you really feel about all this.  You could turn that post into a thousand word essay and it would only get less coherent, I suspect.  It would need to include chapters for geopolitical nationalistic jingoism, for starters.
 
2014-03-01 08:05:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I bet Charles Durning could do a mean Rob Ford impression.


When they get around to making "Crazy Town"  I'd love to see Patton Oswald do Rob Ford.
 
2014-03-01 08:05:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I bet Charles Durning could do a mean Rob Ford impression.


Or George Dzundza.
 
2014-03-01 08:09:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Degenz: Nobody would have cared what the mayor of some canuck city did if you dick farks didn't make it an issue. So yea, Kimmel is going to keep feeding the shiat you the shiat love to eat. Idiots.

I'm not sure how you really feel about all this.  You could turn that post into a thousand word essay and it would only get less coherent, I suspect.  It would need to include chapters for geopolitical nationalistic jingoism, for starters.


I told you how I feel about all this. It's just stupid now, and not even funny anymore. But go ahead and write a thousand mental masterbating words if makes you feel important. I don't care.
 
2014-03-01 08:10:41 PM  
joelsoldcarpics.com
 
2014-03-01 08:10:50 PM  
I swear to God I will explode with glee if those farkwits in Toronto re-elect this embarassment.

/he's a walking advertisement for idiot voters
// F T.O.
 
2014-03-01 08:16:34 PM  

jakomo002: I swear to God I will explode with glee if those farkwits in Toronto re-elect this embarassment.

/he's a walking advertisement for idiot voters
// F T.O.


Campaign Manager?
 
2014-03-01 08:16:41 PM  
okay it's officially a Kimmel bit....
img.fark.net
Randy (Rob's oldest brother), Amin Massoudi (Rob's senior staffer), Rob, and Jimmy at LAX
 
2014-03-01 08:18:57 PM  
Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.
 
2014-03-01 08:19:59 PM  

Kevin72: [joelsoldcarpics.com image 717x410]


That's a... that's a... oh what's the word...
 
2014-03-01 08:23:41 PM  

Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.


You need to get out more.  MOST of what he does never makes it here.
 
2014-03-01 08:24:41 PM  

Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.


If you are so disgusted with everyone here, why are you stil lhere
 
2014-03-01 08:25:59 PM  
To be fair, Rob Ford did star in one of the most talked about films of the year.
 
2014-03-01 08:27:42 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.

If you are so disgusted with everyone here, why are you stil lhere


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 08:28:56 PM  

bigevildan: To be fair, Rob Ford did star in one of the most talked about films of the year.


hehe
He's up for best foreign language film for the Steak Queen clip.
 
2014-03-01 08:29:10 PM  

Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.


Behold, the power of Fark! Muahahaha!
 
2014-03-01 08:29:12 PM  

Degenz: Marcus Aurelius: Degenz: Nobody would have cared what the mayor of some canuck city did if you dick farks didn't make it an issue. So yea, Kimmel is going to keep feeding the shiat you the shiat love to eat. Idiots.

I'm not sure how you really feel about all this.  You could turn that post into a thousand word essay and it would only get less coherent, I suspect.  It would need to include chapters for geopolitical nationalistic jingoism, for starters.

I told you how I feel about all this. It's just stupid now, and not even funny anymore. But go ahead and write a thousand mental masterbating words if makes you feel important. I don't care.


What're you trying to say?
 
2014-03-01 08:31:15 PM  
Yea, I won't be watching Kimmel tonight. Nor will I be watching any other stupid late night talk show. Why, you might ask?

They're all formulaic bullshiat. And not one of them have a decent host that can hold the attention of the crowd for more than two minutes. Wait, we have to break for our commercial sponsors selling a new and improved diet pill.
 
2014-03-01 08:32:22 PM  
Customs should not permit Ford into the US because of his drug conviction and criminal record..
 
2014-03-01 08:32:55 PM  

Degenz: Yea, I won't be watching Kimmel tonight. Nor will I be watching any other stupid late night talk show. Why, you might ask?

They're all formulaic bullshiat. And not one of them have a decent host that can hold the attention of the crowd for more than two minutes. Wait, we have to break for our commercial sponsors selling a new and improved diet pill.


NO
 
2014-03-01 08:33:42 PM  

apoptotic: Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.

Behold, the power of Fark! Muahahaha!


Fark used to influence the wider media, and managed to be funny. I don't know what happened to it. But every thread I read now is just stupid.
 
2014-03-01 08:35:55 PM  

Degenz: Yea, I won't be watching Kimmel tonight. Nor will I be watching any other stupid late night talk show. Why, you might ask?

They're all formulaic bullshiat. And not one of them have a decent host that can hold the attention of the crowd for more than two minutes. Wait, we have to break for our commercial sponsors selling a new and improved diet pill.


You won't be watching Kimmel tonight b/c it's farking Saturday.
 
2014-03-01 08:36:13 PM  
Might as well have the riot squad meet the plane at LAX. It's a long flight from Toronto and I bet there's going to be a incident or two.
 
2014-03-01 08:38:57 PM  

Degenz: apoptotic: Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.

Behold, the power of Fark! Muahahaha!

Fark used to influence the wider media, and managed to be funny. I don't know what happened to it. But every thread I read now is just stupid.


Drew, time to shut it down.
 
2014-03-01 08:42:57 PM  

Trocadero: Degenz: Yea, I won't be watching Kimmel tonight. Nor will I be watching any other stupid late night talk show. Why, you might ask?

They're all formulaic bullshiat. And not one of them have a decent host that can hold the attention of the crowd for more than two minutes. Wait, we have to break for our commercial sponsors selling a new and improved diet pill.

You won't be watching Kimmel tonight b/c it's farking Saturday.


Sshh. He's on a roll.
 
2014-03-01 08:43:07 PM  

6655321: Customs should not permit Ford into the US because of his drug conviction and criminal record..


Let him in? they will offer him political asyllumn
 
2014-03-01 08:44:32 PM  

Degenz: apoptotic: Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.

Behold, the power of Fark! Muahahaha!

Fark used to influence the wider media, and managed to be funny. I don't know what happened to it. But every thread I read now is just stupid.


While Fark may have gotten some mileage out of the "Rob Ford is a fat, stooped crack addict" the blame for Ford's notoriety can only be laid at the feet of the voters in Toronto who decided Ford was an excellent example of the type of adult supervision they wanted to have.
 
2014-03-01 08:45:26 PM  
Trocadero: Carson used to tape two shows before a live audience on Friday night with the 2nd one being broadcast on Saturday. NBC somehow got it up their ass to start a live variety show in its place. Dumbasses.
 
2014-03-01 08:51:38 PM  

Prey4reign: While Fark may have gotten some mileage out of the "Rob Ford is a fat, stooped crack addict" the blame for Ford's notoriety can only be laid at the feet of the voters in Toronto who decided Ford was an excellent example of the type of adult supervision they wanted to have.


Who gives a flying f*ck, the voters of Detroit or Cleveland?

It was funny the first time you made a fart joke, but to keep it up is only shiatting in your pants. It's not funny anymore.
 
2014-03-01 08:52:09 PM  
one more from LAX
img.fark.net
Rob, his brother Doug, his other brother (Randy) Doug, and Jimmy
 
2014-03-01 08:54:05 PM  

6655321: Customs should not permit Ford into the US because of his drug conviction and criminal record..


Actually the one that shouldn't have been let in is Randy.  He's the one with the most serious criminal convictions.
 
2014-03-01 09:01:57 PM  
Well, at least he'll be away from the temptations of cocaine in Hollywood, right?
 
2014-03-01 09:13:56 PM  

Prey4reign: While Fark may have gotten some mileage out of the "Rob Ford is a fat, stooped crack addict" the blame for Ford's notoriety can only be laid at the feet of the voters in suburban Toronto who decided Ford was an excellent example of the type of adult supervision they wanted to have way to screw over anyone who requires a bicycle or transit to commute, or uses libraries or any other tax-supported service.

 
2014-03-01 09:28:40 PM  
Despite all this stupid shiat about Rob Ford, Jimmy Kimmel is awesome. For one thing, anyone who can host a live variety talk show in the 11:30pm slot and keep it going for more than a year is an amazing sonofabiatch. I saw Kimmel's first show in 2003 and thought it was pretty damn good. After a few years I got bored with Dave and Jay and gave up on it. Since then if I was up late enough I have always watched Kimmel.

Secondly, Jimmy Kimmel makes the internet work for him by putting out spoof videos that go viral and he puts on his show the following night. This is how you have a 21st Century variety-talk show, people.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/02/20/kate-hansen-wolf-video-jimmy-kim me l-hoax-olympics/
 
2014-03-01 09:37:37 PM  
 
2014-03-01 09:52:00 PM  

Farking Canuck: He just lost his top source of election funds. Put a fork in him ...

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/02/27 /r ob_ford_loses_backing_of_top_fundraiser_ralph_lean_in_torontos_mayoral _election.html


Time for a kickstarter. I'm in for $20
 
2014-03-01 09:57:50 PM  
He is like an old, fat, Canadian rob gronkowski
 
2014-03-01 10:10:53 PM  
Marion Barry went on Arsenio Hall after his crack-smoking bust. Now since Arsenio is back hosting a show...Ford should go on there... just sayin
 
2014-03-01 10:15:18 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Marion Barry went on Arsenio Hall after his crack-smoking bust. Now since Arsenio is back hosting a show...Ford should go on there... just sayin


Now that is something I'd like to see.
 
2014-03-01 10:31:34 PM  

zimbomba63: Degenz: apoptotic: Degenz: Shouldn't we be focusing on the over paid school board guy who is actually an American citizen?

I really don't give a f*ck what Canada, and especially one of their dumbf*ck cities, does.

Rob Ford is a piece of shiat, all you people have managed to do is keep him in the spot light so he can keep doing the same stupid shiat a drunken crack head does, and get publicity. You've glorified the worst behavior ever. Congratulations, asstards of Fark.

Behold, the power of Fark! Muahahaha!

Fark used to influence the wider media, and managed to be funny. I don't know what happened to it. But every thread I read now is just stupid.

Drew, time to shut it down.


Now don't be callous.  Sparkles is upset. They didn't mean it Degenz.

Oh wait.

This is Fark.

LOL
 
2014-03-01 10:52:15 PM  

6655321: Customs should not permit Ford into the US because of his drug conviction and criminal record..


This.
 
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