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(Some Guy)   TSA is now searching your luggage for Bitcoin. Shiny metal bitcoin   (dailyanarchist.com) divider line 22
    More: Dumbass, bitcoins, TSA, lapel pin, luggage, name tags, metals  
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8677 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2014 at 6:04 PM (28 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-01 06:27:55 PM
14 votes:
1. If you act like a douche,  you'll be treated like a douche.

2. Yes, the TSA is quite capable of looking for Bitcoins as if they were real, physical "coins" and to be perplexed when they are unable to find them in your luggage.

Next, they will be trying to locate cloud storage on the actual cloud it is stored on, and be concerned a terrorist might fly a plane into the cloud and knock all the files off of it.
2014-03-01 05:43:54 PM
12 votes:
That's why I keep all of my bitcoins safe at Mt. Gox.
2014-03-01 06:16:00 PM
4 votes:
cdn3.volusion.com
2014-03-01 07:23:49 PM
2 votes:
Ok.
1. Douche at airport.
2. Acts like douche.
3. Gets treated like douche.
4. Whines like a douche.
5. Writes long-winded douche-blog.

Why didn't TSA just shoot him? I'd watch it on YouTube.
2014-03-01 06:49:39 PM
2 votes:
Also:

i.imgur.com
2014-03-02 10:44:58 AM
1 votes:
John Kennex found some on Almost Human. I laughed when they picked up the stick and said "Bitcoin. Untraceable."

img.fark.net
2014-03-02 02:42:14 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Yes, the TSA is quite capable of looking for Bitcoins as if they were real, physical "coins" and to be perplexed when they are unable to find them in your luggage.

Next, they will be trying to locate cloud storage on the actual cloud it is stored on, and be concerned a terrorist might fly a plane into the cloud and knock all the files off of it.


img.fark.net

I think all Farkers need to carry $1 million in plastic Bitcoins.  Maybe paint Mardi Gras doubloons gold.
2014-03-02 12:51:14 AM
1 votes:

namatad: Sticky Hands: [nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com image 848x545]

so here's a funny game

mint a ton of dirt cheap "bit coins" with the symbol and everything.
carry a bunch with you, enough that at the current market rate, if they WERE real bitcoins, would put you over the unconstitutional 10k reporting laws.

get the moron tsa agents to confiscate your cash or require you to report it
sure the feds

sigh
ok
maybe that wont work
HOW ABOUT jsut make then think that they were valuable and confiscate them
then when you collect your property, sue them for theft ... because you KNOW that some of them will have gone missing ....


sigh


Print up $25k worth of metal bitcoins with serial numbers known to be monitored by the feds. Put them in your luggage where they're easily stealable. Let the jackboots kick themselves in the shins.
2014-03-01 09:12:24 PM
1 votes:

buckler: Gyrfalcon: 1. If you act like a douche,  you'll be treated like a douche.

2. Yes, the TSA is quite capable of looking for Bitcoins as if they were real, physical "coins" and to be perplexed when they are unable to find them in your luggage.

Next, they will be trying to locate cloud storage on the actual cloud it is stored on, and be concerned a terrorist might fly a plane into the cloud and knock all the files off of it.

I'm already having problems with airlines and cloud storage; the chemtrails keep infecting my cloud-stored files.


Wait till they start flying Predator drones over the clouds to take pictures of your cloud-stored files! They can enhance those pics and read everything!
2014-03-01 08:33:13 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "I do not answer the questions of bureaucrats without an attorney present, and neither should you."

Be sure to tune in for next week's episode: Douchey McParanoid and His Lawyer Go To the DMV
2014-03-01 08:28:42 PM
1 votes:
The US dollar isn't backed by faith, it's backed by bombs.  Bombs that we drop on people who try to use anything else.
2014-03-01 08:16:58 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: 1. If you act like a douche,  you'll be treated like a douche.

2. Yes, the TSA is quite capable of looking for Bitcoins as if they were real, physical "coins" and to be perplexed when they are unable to find them in your luggage.

Next, they will be trying to locate cloud storage on the actual cloud it is stored on, and be concerned a terrorist might fly a plane into the cloud and knock all the files off of it.


I'm already having problems with airlines and cloud storage; the chemtrails keep infecting my cloud-stored files.
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 07:52:10 PM
1 votes:

Rik01: the simple fact of being crammed sardine like into a metal cylinder with no way out once it takes off


I took lsd in LA International before boarding a flight to Hawaii.  It was mostly pleasant, but there was an overarching theme of "I'm in a flying box over the ocean, and I can't see who is piloting the damned thing.  In retrospect, I should not have done that.  It was a relief to land, greeted with a garland of flowers.
2014-03-01 07:28:41 PM
1 votes:
Goofus displays suspicious behavior to employees looking for suspicious behavior.

Gallant answers their questions and offers information to explain his strange luggage.

Goofus invites a tense confrontation with jack-booted Nazis and wastes hours being terrified of the sinister security state.

Gallant never meets the jack-booted Nazis and enjoys a pleasant flight.

This idiot is so fortunate he was born white otherwise he'd have never survived his first police pull-over.
2014-03-01 07:20:59 PM
1 votes:

tjassen: Gyrfalcon: 1. If you act like a douche,  you'll be treated like a douche.

2. Yes, the TSA is quite capable of looking for Bitcoins as if they were real, physical "coins" and to be perplexed when they are unable to find them in your luggage.

Next, they will be trying to locate cloud storage on the actual cloud it is stored on, and be concerned a terrorist might fly a plane into the cloud and knock all the files off of it.

I'm more concerned about what happens if it rains.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnxrJiS5uKU

(and I really want one of those open air audio recorders)


Oh, indeed. And a tornado would be even worse! All that data would get all mixed up with other data in other clouds!

How much do those open air audio recorders cost? I'd be interested in a, er, bulk discount.
2014-03-01 07:00:10 PM
1 votes:

433: This guy didn't seem to know the difference between civil inconvenience and making trouble for himself/being a nuisance.  Exercise your rights freely.  Also, nobody likes a dick.  Asking the TSA explicitly to "not touch your dick" doesn't help you sail smoothly.  No one is asking for your allegiance, just your cooperation.  I'm trying hard not to invoke a Godwin.


Mmmm. A TSA apologetic; this tastes better to my eye-tongues than the finest of conservative tears.
2014-03-01 06:45:23 PM
1 votes:
nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-01 06:44:50 PM
1 votes:
I only deal in dogecoin.  wow.  no search.  so not finding them.  such win.
2014-03-01 06:42:27 PM
1 votes:

433: This guy didn't seem to know the difference between civil inconvenience and making trouble for himself/being a nuisance.  Exercise your rights freely.  Also, nobody likes a dick.  Asking the TSA explicitly to "not touch your dick" doesn't help you sail smoothly.  No one is asking for your allegiance, just your cooperation.  I'm trying hard not to invoke a Godwin.


yeah, you're probably right

except he wasn't the one who told the TSA guy not to touch his dick

but yeah, if your are behind, beside, or, generally, in the vicinity of someone who doesn't treat them with total respect, they're probably well within their rights to violate your rights
2014-03-01 06:38:27 PM
1 votes:
We live in a free society with individual rights where one must submit to authority in a properly submissive and respectful manner no matter what that authority demands and have the same beliefs as the mainstream.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 06:34:18 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: trying to locate cloud storage


OMG! I found where it all is!
www.blogto.com

/shhh, don't let the terists know
2014-03-01 06:16:48 PM
1 votes:
The level of retardation with the TSA has reached epic per portions Just when you thought the derp and herp couldn't get any thicker, they are looking for coins that don't exist. Seems more like they were interested in stealing his valuables than looking for an actual threat. Seems more like a mugging than a security check.
 
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