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(The Raw Story)   Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones want you to know that Democrats are the new Ku Klux Klan and argle bargle fwap fwap ah-OOOO-ga   (rawstory.com) divider line 127
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2014-03-01 04:00:49 PM
Jeebus the derp is strong with them.  Ironically, people like them make me think white people  should have to sit at the back of the bus for a while.
 
2014-03-01 04:11:42 PM
"And meanwhile, the Democrats have just recreated the Ku Klux Klan movement," he continued, "but they've done it with minorities."

So...NOT, then?
 
2014-03-01 04:13:05 PM
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.
 
2014-03-01 04:15:16 PM
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2014-03-01 04:16:07 PM
FTA:
"And meanwhile, the Democrats have just recreated the Ku Klux Klan movement," [Alex Jones] continued, "but they've done it with minorities."
"Yeah, there's a lot of truth in that," agreed Carlson



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White people are f*cked up
 
2014-03-01 04:45:36 PM
The ADL are the new Nazis but with Jews?
 
2014-03-01 04:52:59 PM
I can't even think of anything to say about something that supremely stupid.
 
2014-03-01 04:55:23 PM
It's Alex Jones.  What the fark does Tucker think he's doing?
 
2014-03-01 04:55:37 PM
No.

No they're not.

They're just HOARDING minorities.

There's a difference.
 
2014-03-01 04:56:37 PM
I'm pretty sure Alex Jones is a believer in the widely known Occam's Tater theory.
 
2014-03-01 04:57:35 PM
Remember when Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson were locked in prison for peaceful protest.

Remember when they had fire hoses set on them and dogs ripped into their flesh

Remember when people shot them in their driveway/hotel for speaking their minds

Remember when they got boil
 
2014-03-01 04:57:51 PM
Until I see white people hanging from trees, I'm not believing this analogy.
 
2014-03-01 04:57:53 PM
-Are you wearing a bowtie?

-Is your name Bill Nye?

If you answered yes to only one of these questions; get your shiat together ffs.
 
2014-03-01 04:59:10 PM
Boiling coffee and raw eggs and trash poured on them for sitting on a lunch counter...

Its the same their experience and the experience if those fighting the KKK et al
 
2014-03-01 04:59:55 PM
Alex Jones: a liberal trolling the GOP "base" by spewing bombastic derp, or does he truly believe his derp? Either way, he's an attention whore, I'll give him that.
 
2014-03-01 05:00:16 PM
You can't swing a dead cat without seeing a white guy being drug behind a pickup.
 
2014-03-01 05:00:27 PM

Gyrfalcon: I can't even think of anything to say about something that supremely stupid.


pretty much everything Alex Jones says is stupid

sometimes i think he's putting on an act, because there's no way a human brain could say as many stupid things as he does on a daily basis
 
2014-03-01 05:01:08 PM
As a result, he said, "we as Republicans, as Libertarians, or as white people" are made to feel guilty and "beat ourselves with whips on the head" for being white.

Hmm. . .  How did the right end up feeling guilty?

An article by James Kilpatrick in the September 24, 1963, issue argued that the Civil Rights Bill (eventually passed in 1964) should be voted down. He wrote, "I believe this bill is a very bad bill. In my view, the means here proposed are the wrong means... In the name of achieving certain 'rights' for one group of citizens this bill would impose some fateful compulsions on another group of citizens." After it passed, an editorial declared: "The Civil Rights Act has been law for only a little over two months, yet it already promises to be the source of much legalistic confusion, civic chaos and bureaucratic malpractice."
Mr. Kilpatrick also took aim at the 1965 Voting Rights Act in the April 20, 1965 issue. "Must We Repeal the Constitution to Give the Negro the Vote?" he asked, accusing the bill's supporters of "perverting the Constitution." He thought certain blacks should be given the right to vote but notes, "Over most of this century, the great bulk of Southern Negroes have been genuinely unqualified for the franchise." He also defended segregation as rational for Southerners. "Segregation is a fact, and more than a fact; it is a state of mind. It lies in the Southern subconscious next to man's most elementary instincts, for self-preservation, for survival, for the untroubled continuation of a not intolerable way of life."
Mr. Buckley softened his position on civil rights in the 1960s but to a point that would still be intolerable for conservatives today. In a column written five months before the passage of the 1965 Voting Rights Act and called "The Issue at Selma," he called for giving blacks the vote but perhaps restricting the franchise to high school graduates. He sympathized with the Southern position writing, "In much of the South, what is so greatly feared is irresponsible, mobocratic rule, and it is a fear not easily dissipated, because it is well-grounded that if the entire Negro population in the South were suddenly given the vote, and were to use it as a bloc, and pursuant to directives handed down by some of the more demagogic leaders, chaos would ensue." He also warned of "a suddenly enfranchised, violently embittered Negro population which will take the vote and wield it as an instrument of vengeance, shaking down the walls of Jericho even to their foundations, and reawakening the terrible genocidal antagonisms that scarred the Southern psyche during the days of Reconstruction."
Mr. Buckley expressed similar doubts about multiracial democracy in his 1959  Up From Liberalism: "Democracy's finest bloom is seen only in its natural habitat, the culturally homogenous community. There, democracy induces harmony. Harmony (not freedom) is demo-cracy's finest flower. Even a politically unstable society of limited personal freedom can be harmonious if governed democratically, if only because the majority understand themselves to be living in the house that they themselves built."

http://www.amren.com/news/2012/04/the-decline-of-national-review/

/And the most awful part of the link:  the writer misses the old days!
 
2014-03-01 05:05:15 PM
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2014-03-01 05:07:46 PM
Ok, now they're just playing Mad LIBS!LIBS!LIBS!.
 
2014-03-01 05:08:21 PM
Hey, did anyone yet point out that the KKK spent a century killing, raping, burning, and destroying anyone and anything opposed to them?

I have yet to see the Democrats do that.  The Clintons? Sure, but they aren't the entire Democrat party.
 
2014-03-01 05:08:49 PM

MurphyMurphy: -Are you wearing a bowtie?

-Is your name Bill Nye?

If you answered yes to only one of these questions; get your shiat together ffs.


www.flickfilosopher.com

Frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2014-03-01 05:09:06 PM

MurphyMurphy: -Are you wearing a bowtie?

-Is your name Bill Nye?

If you answered yes to only one of these questions; get your shiat together ffs.


The Eleventh Doctor frowns at your shenanigans.
 
2014-03-01 05:09:59 PM
God damn it!
 
2014-03-01 05:11:38 PM
I heard a guy at the DMV blame the lines on liberals. Nothing surprises me anymore.
 
2014-03-01 05:11:39 PM

ClavellBCMI: Alex Jones: a liberal trolling the GOP "base" by spewing bombastic derp, or does he truly believe his derp? Either way, he's an attention whore, I'll give him that.


He's a true believer. I met him once. He's got the crazy eyes.....
 
2014-03-01 05:11:51 PM

LucklessWonder: God damn it!


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2014-03-01 05:11:52 PM
hmm, and all along I thought Tucker Carlson was just a over privileged smarmy douche, turns out he's crazy too.

I'm surprised Alex Jones has the strength to chew through his restraints everyday to do a radio show.
 
2014-03-01 05:11:58 PM
"They are making it commit suicide and the Republicans are absolutely helping in this "

When your opponent is making a grave mistake, do not stop him
 
2014-03-01 05:13:49 PM
When I think about the KKK, the first thing that comes to mind is that they're all a bunch of bleeding-heart Liberal do-gooders.
 
2014-03-01 05:16:44 PM
Those two make a big ol' bucket of stupid, don't they?
 
2014-03-01 05:18:56 PM
Mr. Alex Jones is less than four years older than I am.

Mr. Alex Jones appears to be nearly fifteen years older than I am.

Does derp have affect accelerated aging?
 
2014-03-01 05:19:12 PM
If Fox News was a real news organization, they'd fire Tucker for appearing on that program.
 
2014-03-01 05:20:24 PM

Dimensio: Mr. Alex Jones is less than four years older than I am.

Mr. Alex Jones appears to be nearly fifteen years older than I am.

Does derp have affect accelerated aging?


I have corrected my error.

/Derp.
 
2014-03-01 05:22:18 PM

BilltheThrill: Hey, did anyone yet point out that the KKK spent a century killing, raping, burning, and destroying anyone and anything opposed to them?

I have yet to see the Democrats do that.  The Clintons? Sure, but they aren't the entire Democrat party.


You do know that the KKK in their heyday was mostly Democrats don't you?
 
2014-03-01 05:26:44 PM

CujoQuarrel: BilltheThrill: Hey, did anyone yet point out that the KKK spent a century killing, raping, burning, and destroying anyone and anything opposed to them?

I have yet to see the Democrats do that.  The Clintons? Sure, but they aren't the entire Democrat party.

You do know that the KKK in their heyday was mostly Democrats don't you?


www.theatlantic.com
 
2014-03-01 05:27:24 PM
"Yeah, there's a lot of truth in that," agreed Carlson. "I wish there weren't. I mean, there's no question that the country is more race conscious than it was when I was a kid. "

You know, Tucker, there are different kinds of race consciousness.  There's the bad kind that causes people to negatively stereotype someone because of their race, and there's the kind that recognizes the hard reality that race is a factor in people's lives.

When Stephen Colbert says that he doesn't see race he is mocking those who think the race makes no difference in people's opportunities or experiences.
 
2014-03-01 05:27:26 PM

CujoQuarrel: BilltheThrill: Hey, did anyone yet point out that the KKK spent a century killing, raping, burning, and destroying anyone and anything opposed to them?

I have yet to see the Democrats do that.  The Clintons? Sure, but they aren't the entire Democrat party.

You do know that the KKK in their heyday was mostly Democrats don't you?


You do know that the Dixiecrats were absorbed into the Republican party, right?
 
2014-03-01 05:35:31 PM
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2014-03-01 05:35:47 PM
"And the Democrats went from being the Ku Klux Klan party on race with Sen. [John] Byrd [D-VA] and all of them," Jones said, "to literally going, 'Okay, we're gonna go race politic with the minorities, make them the majority.'"

This sounds like Tarantino.

And the Democrats went from being the Ku Klux Klan party on race with Sen. Byrd and all of them to literally going, 'Okay, we're gonna go race politic with the minorities, make them the majority.' That is what the Democrats are about, man. You've got Obama, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the farking line, all right? And you've got Reid, and all his crew. They're kkk, they represent the K man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the kkk way, go the kkk way. He could go both ways.
 
2014-03-01 05:38:13 PM
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2014-03-01 05:39:04 PM

CujoQuarrel: BilltheThrill: Hey, did anyone yet point out that the KKK spent a century killing, raping, burning, and destroying anyone and anything opposed to them?

I have yet to see the Democrats do that.  The Clintons? Sure, but they aren't the entire Democrat party.

You do know that the KKK in their heyday was mostly Democrats don't you?


You do know that they are now hard leaning conservatives, don't you?
 
2014-03-01 05:39:43 PM

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2014-03-01 05:43:44 PM
Tucker Carlson goes on Alex Jones's internets show?

So... Tucker's finally given up any hopes of even a scrap of legitimacy?

Well, it's nice to see that he's come to terms with one portion of reality at least.

No lowlight quotes yet?  This was my *blink* moment.

As a result, he said, "we as Republicans, as Libertarians, or as white people" are made to feel guilty and "beat ourselves with whips on the head" for being white.

So the terms "white people", "Republican" and "Libertarian" are all synonymous now? Good to note I guess.

"Beat ourselves with whips on the head" is a new one.

/Actually just came to make a "bow ties *are* cool if worn by a Time Lord" post but I see that point has been well covered.
 
2014-03-01 05:45:34 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LucklessWonder: God damn it!

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Fifteen seconds.
 
2014-03-01 05:46:56 PM

fusillade762: MurphyMurphy: -Are you wearing a bowtie?

-Is your name Bill Nye?

If you answered yes to only one of these questions; get your shiat together ffs.



Frowns on your shenanigans.


Also, I miss Paul Simon. (The senator, not the singer.)

/y'all kids get off my lawn, ya hear?
 
2014-03-01 05:57:30 PM
Democrats also want to control lady parts, hold dangerous delusions about the Old Testasment god speaking directly to them about government policy, and are experts at trcking the weak-willed opposition into knuckling under to their bloody foreign military adventures with phrases like "greet us as liberators" and "will pay for itself" while at the same time thundering condemnation of any policy that helps citizens rather than killing them.

More succinctly, projector.jpg.
 
2014-03-01 06:00:25 PM
I realize that Tucker Carlson is a farking douchebag, but going on the Alex Jones show? Jesus.
 
2014-03-01 06:01:26 PM

quatchi: Tucker Carlson goes on Alex Jones's internets show?

So... Tucker's finally given up any hopes of even a scrap of legitimacy?


No, I think it's the other way around: Alex Jones now represents the GOP base.
 
2014-03-01 06:02:24 PM

Dimensio: Mr. Alex Jones is less than four years older than I am.

Mr. Alex Jones appears to be nearly fifteen years older than I am.

Does derp have affect accelerated aging?


"On my wall hangs a Japanese carving
The mask of an evil demon, decorated with gold lacquer.
Sympathetically I observe
The swollen veins of the forehead, indicating
What a strain it is to be evil"

B.B.
 
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