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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   What is the biggest concern for people working and attending Mardi Gras this year? A) Alcohol consumption B) Crime or C) Dirty beads   (kctv5.com) divider line 19
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2014-03-01 02:10:04 PM
done dirt cheap?
 
2014-03-01 02:51:43 PM
My rule for the kids is this: If the ground catches it, the ground keeps it.*

*Does not apply to doubloons.
 
2014-03-01 02:58:16 PM
"Some of these beads are made in places that don't have the rigorous checks and balances on how the manufacturing is done. Like anything else, you have to be extra careful."

As someone who has tossed his share of beads at Pride events, I can confirm this. You would not believe how filthy they are. Ever play slots for an entire evening when they still used coins? That's what your hands will look like after throwing plastic beaded necklaces for a couple hours.
 
2014-03-01 03:53:52 PM

bingethinker: done dirt cheap?


And we're done here.
 
2014-03-01 04:27:02 PM
I'm at a caravan park and doing a dirty shiat on the toilet even tho ive drank heaps this weekend still haven't been able to shiat because the water probably just wanted to share I don't have facebook
 
2014-03-01 04:27:43 PM
They are used anal beads. Duhhh. Still we like seeing boobies for them!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 04:29:03 PM
s2.quickmeme.com


/runs from room...tee hee
 
2014-03-01 04:34:01 PM

bingethinker: done dirt cheap?


For a fee,
I'm happy to be,
Your back door man!
 
2014-03-01 04:34:14 PM
"Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to."
 
2014-03-01 04:47:00 PM
Is Mardi Gras becoming a more popular holiday to celebrate? I had an Internist appointment on Thursday in Brooklyn where I live and the Office had Mardi Gras decorations up and the support staff were wearing purple beads. First time I saw that. Kind of neat and festive.Lessened the blow a bit when I saw how much weight I gained in last 6 months -- 10 pounds.
 
2014-03-01 04:53:44 PM
Whar dem beeds bin?
 
2014-03-01 05:15:25 PM
I read that as 'dirty beards'
 
2014-03-01 05:15:28 PM

bingethinker: done dirt cheap?


Glad I wasn't the only one to think of this.
 
2014-03-01 05:31:18 PM
IANAL, but beads should be well cleaned before each use.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 05:54:28 PM

studebaker hoch: IANAL, but beads should be well cleaned before each use.


Wouldn't you want to clean them AFTER each use? I mean, who wants a drawer full of funk-infested beads?
 
2014-03-01 08:25:15 PM

Deacon Blue: I read that as 'dirty beards'


Well, I always have Katy Homes cleaned twice before being brought to my chambers.
 
2014-03-01 08:33:38 PM

pueblonative: Deacon Blue: I read that as 'dirty beards'

Well, I always have Katy Homes Katie Holmes cleaned twice before being brought to my chambers.



FTFM
 
2014-03-01 09:15:07 PM
Damn it! There on to me.
 
2014-03-02 10:33:28 AM

gja: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x475]

i.imgur.com

/runs from room...tee hee

I'll join you.

 
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