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(Daily Star)   Smoking hot 24-year-old redhead: "I've slept with 300 people, spend five hours a day having sex" (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 212
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2014-03-01 01:22:55 PM
"I can't change who I am or how I act and I wouldn't want to"

Well then what are you hoping to accomplish in therapy?
 
2014-03-01 01:23:06 PM
I was born with seven clits. Seven that I know of, seven I that can feel and touch. Seven separate clitorises, each one constantly craving attention. Actually, I'm pretty sure that there are more than seven, but the others are buried so deep inside that only a doctor could find them.
 
2014-03-01 01:30:03 PM
But far from having the time of her life, Nessa, from Cromer, Norfolk, says her addiction to sex is crippling and is undergoing therapy in an attempt to calm down her sexual appetite.

...

She added: "Hopefully people who think nymphomania is an illness will see me and see I'm perfectly healthy.
"I can't change who I am or how I act and I wouldn't want to"



So, which is it?
 
2014-03-01 01:52:25 PM
Always wanted to f*ck Bob Newhart....

images.dailystar-uk.co.uk
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2014-03-01 04:00:17 PM
I'll bet she has several hundred thousand friend requests and private messages with cock pics on her Facebook by now.
 
2014-03-01 04:15:07 PM
Didn't we just have this thread yesterday?
 
2014-03-01 04:33:00 PM
Fast-forward three years:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 04:33:07 PM
That's a double bagger if I ever saw one

/Paper
 
2014-03-01 04:34:10 PM

HighlanderRPI: That's a double bagger if I ever saw one

/Paper


Paper for me, plastic for her.
 
2014-03-01 04:34:43 PM
She probably is smoking hot... right before closing time at the pub.
 
2014-03-01 04:34:46 PM
I am not going to say she is ugly, but she is in no way "smoking hot".
 
2014-03-01 04:35:01 PM
Risky click.

/didn't pay off
 
2014-03-01 04:35:20 PM
If she was spending that much time a day boning, she'd be in much better shape.
 
2014-03-01 04:35:31 PM

aiiee: Always wanted to f*ck Bob Newhart....

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img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 04:35:33 PM

crotchgrabber: HighlanderRPI: That's a double bagger if I ever saw one

/Paper

Paper for me, plastic for her.


See, this is why I love Fark.
+1
 
2014-03-01 04:36:59 PM
Of course, a pathological liar would claim to be a nympho...

Just ask my ex.
 
2014-03-01 04:37:23 PM
I see she still has enough time to eat.

DO NOT WANT

gifcrap.com
 
2014-03-01 04:37:31 PM
24 my ass.
 
2014-03-01 04:37:32 PM
24? Those must be British years or something
 
2014-03-01 04:38:09 PM
Eh, I've had worse.
 
2014-03-01 04:38:28 PM
You would.  You know you would.
 
2014-03-01 04:39:12 PM

aiiee: Always wanted to f*ck Bob Newhart....

[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 360x450]


Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl. They're going to double team you, and I'm just going to watch.
 
2014-03-01 04:39:14 PM
Subby, maybe your experiences with redheads differs from my experiences with redheads, but that is not a smoking hot redhead.

Looks like Lars Ulrich and Sloth had a baby and threw it down a flight of stairs.
 
2014-03-01 04:40:23 PM
It would take a lot to make her attractive. I believe the proper term is "Navy hot."
 
2014-03-01 04:40:40 PM
"Smoking hot?"

static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-03-01 04:40:47 PM
That's a handsome woman right there.

Mark Ratner: I see she still has enough time to eat.

DO NOT WANT

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Or farking a warm buskett of water.
 
2014-03-01 04:40:59 PM
Nope... Not even with Eazy-e's dead diseased dick.
 
2014-03-01 04:41:20 PM

rabidarmadillo24: It would take a lot to make her attractive. I believe the proper term is "Navy hot."



A few weeks out to sea and an empty fanroom is all we need
 
2014-03-01 04:41:40 PM
Is the "smoking hot" reference about her vagina?
 
2014-03-01 04:42:32 PM
She's a keeper squirter.
 
2014-03-01 04:42:35 PM

rabidarmadillo24: It would take a lot to make her attractive. I believe the proper term is "Navy hot."


A 12-pack case of beer and an eight ball?
 
2014-03-01 04:42:38 PM

derpy: You would.  You know you would.


Yep, but I wouldn't brag about it. Much.
 
2014-03-01 04:42:51 PM
Subby's eyes are out of calibration.

Beginning recalibration sequence:

crow202.org
 
2014-03-01 04:42:53 PM
www.osmre.gov
 
2014-03-01 04:42:59 PM
I'd fark her, but I have low standards.
 
2014-03-01 04:43:46 PM

jwookie: Nope... Not even with Eazy-e's dead diseased dick.


I like that. My peoples term for this is "I wouldn't even draw her a picture of YOUR dick."
 
2014-03-01 04:45:10 PM
Am I in a time warp, or is everyone here new to Fark or something?  Everyone knows smoking hot = do not click 90% of the time.
 
2014-03-01 04:45:52 PM

Rhaab: I'd fark her, but I have low standards.


What are standards?
 
2014-03-01 04:46:28 PM

aiiee: Always wanted to f*ck Bob Newhart....

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She looks like my driving instructor.
 
2014-03-01 04:46:37 PM

Rhaab: I'd fark her, but I have low standards.


i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-01 04:46:49 PM

Rhaab: I'd fark her, but I have low standards.

Yeah, definitely not "smoking hot", but it'll do.
 
2014-03-01 04:47:16 PM

fusillade762: Eh, I've had worse.


This.
 
2014-03-01 04:49:10 PM
(Looking in the mirror and raising right hand) "I am tired of getting played for a chump on Fark, and I promise I'm not looking at this "smoking hot" shiat anymore, so help me something or somebody!"
 
2014-03-01 04:50:39 PM
Gross.

You can tell she has those fried-egg saggies.

Its a shame when you're a fat girl and don't even get the nice tits to go with it.
 
2014-03-01 04:51:14 PM

oukewldave: Am I in a time warp, or is everyone here new to Fark or something?  Everyone knows smoking hot = do not click 90% of the time.


Not sure, but I get the sense many here know that, so the debate so far is whether this "hot" one falls into the 90 or 10 percent category.  Jury is still out, apparently.
 
2014-03-01 04:52:09 PM

stoli n coke: Subby, maybe your experiences with redheads differs from my experiences with redheads, but that is not a smoking hot redhead.

Looks like Lars Ulrich and Sloth had a baby and threw it down a flight of stairs.


Rotflmao!!!!!
 
2014-03-01 04:53:08 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Subby's eyes are out of calibration.

Beginning recalibration sequence:


Thank you. You're doing the Lord's work.
 
2014-03-01 04:56:21 PM
I wonder what the point of this article is. Why on earth would this woman want publicity about an addiction that she claims is crippling?

"Nessa even makes a living by reviewing sex toys"

Okay, never mind.
Return to attention-whoring, Nessa.
 
2014-03-01 04:57:34 PM

Corvus: I am not going to say she is ugly, but she is in no way "smoking hot".


British smoking hot...
 
2014-03-01 04:58:05 PM
Maybe after 3 or 4 pints.
 
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