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(USA Today)   Joan Rivers looks like she blew a seal   (usatoday.com) divider line 39
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8799 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Mar 2014 at 4:46 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-01 12:26:06 PM  
Nah. It's just cake.
 
2014-03-01 04:11:28 PM  
Joan River?  She so crazy.
 
2014-03-01 04:13:10 PM  
Just fix the car and leave my sex life out of this.
 
2014-03-01 04:16:15 PM  
She always looks that way
 
2014-03-01 04:17:47 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

Does not approve
 
2014-03-01 04:52:00 PM  
wiiider than a mile...
 
2014-03-01 05:03:41 PM  
She's so old the 's' at the end of her name rotted and fell off.
 
2014-03-01 05:05:37 PM  
Never mind Joan River - how does her daughter Melia look?
 
2014-03-01 05:19:57 PM  
Keep her away from me!

www.independent.co.uk
 
2014-03-01 05:20:58 PM  
It's an improvement
 
2014-03-01 05:22:14 PM  

puckrock2000: Never mind Joan River - how does her daughter Melia look?


same as always

www.mfablog.org
 
2014-03-01 05:23:54 PM  

vudukungfu: Nah. It's just cake.


Could have been worse I guess... she could have shown us her cream pie.
 
2014-03-01 05:29:14 PM  
Old Joan River
She keeps on rollin
She's tired a livin
But feared a dyin
 
2014-03-01 05:30:56 PM  
Aw they fixed the headline
 
2014-03-01 05:31:20 PM  
She looks amazing for being dead.
 
2014-03-01 05:31:31 PM  
Joan Ri-

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-01 05:33:42 PM  
Effective PR stunt is effective.
 
2014-03-01 05:33:48 PM  

Brick-House: vudukungfu: Nah. It's just cake.

Could have been worse I guess... she could have shown us her cream pie.


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2014-03-01 05:37:11 PM  
www.kevincharnas.com
 
2014-03-01 05:53:40 PM  
She took the big black cock.....

oh yes she did,

hard as a rock..............

oh yes she did

typical jewbiatch

going for dark dork

slamming the white man

not eating pork
 
2014-03-01 06:19:14 PM  
That article makes me stabby.
 
2014-03-01 06:19:38 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Aw they fixed the headline


I was going to ask if she was going to regenerate into Joan River Song.

/hello, sweetie
//bow ties are so 11th Doctor
 
2014-03-01 06:19:52 PM  
It's just ice cream.

/Obscure?
 
2014-03-01 06:24:07 PM  
How does her getting into a fight with Nancy Grace have anything to do with the Muppets?
 
2014-03-01 06:35:16 PM  

hundreddollarman: It's just ice cream.

/Obscure?


I don't get it.
 
2014-03-01 06:39:30 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

www.mhmcintyre.us

www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-03-01 06:54:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Just fix the car and leave my sex life out of this.


Thread over in three. :)
 
2014-03-01 07:08:06 PM  

lasercannon: hundreddollarman: It's just ice cream.

/Obscure?

I don't get it.


It's a stupid joke.

A penguin's car breaks down. He takes his car to the shop and the mechanic tells him that it will be a while until the car is fixed. The penguin decides to go to the ice cream shop next door and have a big bowl of vanilla ice cream. The ice cream shop is out of utensils, so the penguin decides to eat it with his flippers, creating a big mess. The penguin comes back to the mechanic to see if his car is finished. The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

Says the penguin: "Oh it's just ice cream."

/Rimshot.
//I'll be here all week.
 
2014-03-01 08:14:50 PM  

ArkAngel: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Does not approve


Fark, I am disappoint.  It took four posts to get this?

And yeah, once you've done the nasty with Heidi Klum, pretty much anything else is trailer park rats.
 
2014-03-01 08:14:59 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 360x246]

[www.mhmcintyre.us image 590x326]

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]


Damn, that's a pretty young looking Peter North there, although I don't doubt he could coat Joan Rivers like that.
 
2014-03-01 08:24:17 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: kling_klang_bed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 360x246]

[www.mhmcintyre.us image 590x326]

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

Damn, that's a pretty young looking Peter North there, although I don't doubt he could coat Joan Rivers like that.


Probably more 'Matt Ramsey'-his gay persona.
 
2014-03-01 08:42:12 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: kling_klang_bed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 360x246]

[www.mhmcintyre.us image 590x326]

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

Damn, that's a pretty young looking Peter North there, although I don't doubt he could coat Joan Rivers like that.


OMG, your handle rules the internet, along with 'Farty McPoopants'!! My tea came pouring out my nose from that one!
 
2014-03-01 08:44:18 PM  

vabeard: Dingleberry Dickwad: kling_klang_bed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 360x246]

[www.mhmcintyre.us image 590x326]

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

Damn, that's a pretty young looking Peter North there, although I don't doubt he could coat Joan Rivers like that.

Probably more 'Matt Ramsey'-his gay persona.


And no one voted 'Funny' on that one?! It was a masterpiece, people! Yaaaaaaaaaaargh!
 
2014-03-01 08:49:54 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Dingleberry Dickwad: kling_klang_bed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 360x246]

[www.mhmcintyre.us image 590x326]

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

Damn, that's a pretty young looking Peter North there, although I don't doubt he could coat Joan Rivers like that.

OMG, your handle rules the internet, along with 'Farty McPoopants'!! My tea came pouring out my nose from that one!


Well that sure as shiat pinged my sarcasm meter. I guess I know what to look for to make sure it's still working.
 
2014-03-01 08:54:17 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: kling_klang_bed: Dingleberry Dickwad: kling_klang_bed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 360x246]

[www.mhmcintyre.us image 590x326]

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

Damn, that's a pretty young looking Peter North there, although I don't doubt he could coat Joan Rivers like that.

OMG, your handle rules the internet, along with 'Farty McPoopants'!! My tea came pouring out my nose from that one!

Well that sure as shiat pinged my sarcasm meter. I guess I know what to look for to make sure it's still working.


Well, if you're ever on the TMZ boards, I'm under 'Honkey Wienerfart'. :-p
 
2014-03-01 09:05:10 PM  

hundreddollarman: lasercannon: hundreddollarman: It's just ice cream.

/Obscure?

I don't get it.

It's a stupid joke.

A penguin's car breaks down. He takes his car to the shop and the mechanic tells him that it will be a while until the car is fixed. The penguin decides to go to the ice cream shop next door and have a big bowl of vanilla ice cream. The ice cream shop is out of utensils, so the penguin decides to eat it with his flippers, creating a big mess. The penguin comes back to the mechanic to see if his car is finished. The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

Says the penguin: "Oh it's just ice cream."

/Rimshot.
//I'll be here all week.


I still don't get it
 
2014-03-01 09:06:31 PM  
This is not news.. Joan Rivers cakes on her makeup everyday.
 
2014-03-01 10:00:49 PM  
I'm surprised she can still move her face after all the plastic surgery.
 
2014-03-01 11:36:20 PM  
thank you subby
awesome chuckle headline
 
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