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(Memolition)   Nickel is a chemical element, atomic number 28, that is thought to be one of the main constituents of the Earth's core. It has a melting point of 2651° F. This is Nickel Ball   (memolition.com) divider line 26
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2014-03-01 09:26:03 AM
saltydroid.info
 
2014-03-01 09:49:50 AM
The peanut butter was weird

The watermelon is the super-hero of the melon world
 
2014-03-01 10:24:50 AM

Captain Steroid:


I came here to say this
 
2014-03-01 10:31:49 AM
Do not taunt Red Hot Nickel Ball.
 
2014-03-01 11:00:15 AM
Do we know if the core has enough nickel, because I can think of some ways we can give some nickel back
 
2014-03-01 11:00:41 AM
Dun Dun
 
2014-03-01 11:03:13 AM
Very cool, thanks.
 
2014-03-01 11:09:37 AM

Peter von Nostrand: Do we know if the core has enough nickel, because I can think of some ways we can give some nickel back


I'm sure that there is always room for more
 
2014-03-01 11:39:25 AM

Majick Thise: The peanut butter was weird

The watermelon is the super-hero of the melon world


I definitely wasn't expecting the violent reaction we got from the honey. That was awesome! :D
 
2014-03-01 11:40:38 AM
I want you to go into that lab and get my watermelon.  It's the one that says "bad motherf*cker".
 
2014-03-01 11:49:45 AM

Nogrhi: I want you to go into that lab and get my watermelon.


Why is there a watermelon there?
 
2014-03-01 12:17:27 PM

Ivo Shandor: Nogrhi: I want you to go into that lab and get my watermelon.

Why is there a watermelon there?


To protect against Red Hot Nickel Balls.
 
2014-03-01 01:10:41 PM
Big deal.

You should see what happens when I dip my balls in mayonnaise.
 
2014-03-01 01:34:23 PM

Shostie: Big deal.

You should see what happens when I dip my balls in mayonnaise.


Well, I was going to have a sandwich, but I'll wait til I get home.
 
2014-03-01 01:38:55 PM
Also,

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 02:11:39 PM
Back in my day, nickel had pictures of bumblebees on it.
 
2014-03-01 02:31:14 PM
Educational andfun! Well, that settles it. All the kids are getting Red Hot Nickel Balls for Christmas!
 
2014-03-01 02:43:06 PM
Also, next time I'm at a restaurant, I'm ordering ribeye à la boule incandescente de nickel.

/is the red-hot ball of nickel free-range?
//absolutely, sir, we source our nickel balls from local mines, and heat them with artisinal blowtorches
 
2014-03-01 03:04:18 PM
Sooo.... if you ever drop your watermelon into a river of molten lava, go and get it back because man, it's not gone.
 
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2014-03-01 05:26:50 PM
cdn2.screenjunkies.com
 
2014-03-01 10:32:45 PM
Does make me think though... I wonder how a steak flash cooked with a red-hot many-piercing nail press would be like?


Think of like the bastard child of a George Foreman grill and an Iron Maiden.       Heat it until the pointy bits are red hot, then just simply stab into meat... instant cooking.
 
2014-03-02 12:16:02 AM

Majick Thise: The watermelon is the super-hero of the melon world


Watermelon is not a melon, it is a berry.

/and apparently, so are bananas and pumpkins
 
2014-03-02 02:14:14 AM
Gee, this is really neato.
 
2014-03-02 08:24:58 AM

King Something: Majick Thise: The watermelon is the super-hero of the melon world

Watermelon is not a melon, it is a berry.

/and apparently, so are bananas and pumpkins


But it wants you to think it's a melon.. it's a poser!
 
2014-03-02 03:32:59 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Do we know if the core has enough nickel, because I can think of some ways we can give some nickel back


So this is how you remind me...
 
2014-03-02 10:40:11 PM

King Something: Majick Thise: The watermelon is the super-hero of the melon world

Watermelon is not a melon, it is a berry.

/and apparently, so are bananas and pumpkins


All melons are berries, subtype pepo.
 
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