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(Gawker)   If you are calling the FBI to report a bank robbery, please press one. Unless you got our phone number from Google Maps, then please press 5 and hold for Lamar. For a blueberry pie using Aunt Bee's best happytime recipe press 351   (valleywag.gawker.com) divider line 9
    More: Interesting, FBI, Google Maps, Aunt Bee, Google, bank robbery, phone numbers, network engineer  
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3442 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2014 at 2:06 PM (52 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-01 02:11:46 PM  
Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u- Fone[tm]. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
 
2014-03-01 02:20:06 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u- Fone[tm].


The real phone number is 912.
 
2014-03-01 02:25:35 PM  
He is so going to jail.
 
2014-03-01 02:45:13 PM  
I will keep this in mind, though I almost never use Google Maps to find a phone number.
 
2014-03-01 03:33:36 PM  
Done in one.
 
2014-03-01 03:49:14 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u- Fone[tm]. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.


There are 5 comments here, and you posted the exact one I came to leave.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
 
2014-03-01 04:35:05 PM  

stuffy: He is so going to jail.


How I know you didn't read the article:

"Email correspondence with the Secret Service indicates that the special agent in charge called him a "hero" for bringing this major security flaw to light. They let him go after a few hours."


Though, I must admit I'm surprised he's not been shipped off to Gitmo for some quality chats with a Naval Intelligence officer.
 
2014-03-01 05:28:53 PM  
You have reached National Discount Brokers. To request a new account kit, press two. If you would like to hear a duck quack, press seven.
 
2014-03-02 11:54:55 AM  

Doc Daneeka: Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u- Fone[tm]. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.



I used to have that as my outgoing answering machine message. It didn't last long, as even my friends were confused.

/yes, i am that old
 
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