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(The Eagle Tribune)   How can you do a drug deal in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot and not expect police to notice?   (eagletribune.com) divider line 20
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2014-03-01 02:46:43 PM
Just an observation. The newer cops here at Dunkin Donuts are mostly picking up on the hanging meat whores. NTTIAWWT. The older police don't pay much notice to the young kids because they get their strokes elsewhere.
 
2014-03-01 02:48:47 PM
That's why you do your drug deals in a Walmart parking lot, no one there is going to notice a damn thing.
 
2014-03-01 02:53:04 PM
New band name: Drug Deal in a Doughnut
 
2014-03-01 02:56:10 PM
FTIA:  "Two Haverhill people..."

well, there's your answer subby

//there's smart rocks, dumb rocks and then Haverhill residents.
 
2014-03-01 02:57:02 PM

ClavellBCMI: That's why you do your drug deals in a Walmart parking lot, no one there is going to notice a damn thing.


http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2010-07-15/story/jacksonville-pai r- arrested-57000-drug-deal-walmart-parking-lot

Unless Florida.
 
2014-03-01 02:57:13 PM
+1 headline, subby.
 
2014-03-01 02:59:15 PM
I don't care how bald you are, you do not let a moustache grow up your nose like that. That's probably why he carried a gun - "Hey, you lookin' at my moustache? Huh? You watchin' it grow up my nose? Huh? I'll shoot you dead! Then we'll see whose moustache is crawling up whose nose and eating away whose brain."
'Cause moustaches love to eat brains. Yes they do.
 
2014-03-01 03:02:22 PM

Hector Remarkable: I don't care how bald you are, you do not let a moustache grow up your nose like that. That's probably why he carried a gun - "Hey, you lookin' at my moustache? Huh? You watchin' it grow up my nose? Huh? I'll shoot you dead! Then we'll see whose moustache is crawling up whose nose and eating away whose brain."
'Cause moustaches love to eat brains. Yes they do.


Hey. This is Fark. Take all your literate comments elseswhere, commie.
 
2014-03-01 03:03:55 PM
One does not simply walk into Mordor.

You create a diversion. And what better diversion for a cop than a selection of doughnuts?

They aren't there to bust you for a drug deal. The moment they enter the vicinity, their eyes glaze over. It's like a horse with blinders on. They have but one goal, and that goal is toroidal.

You want to get busted. Go somewhere where a cop has no other business. Like the parking lot at a gym or a shooting range. You will stand out like the drug dealing sore thumb that you are.
 
2014-03-01 03:04:12 PM

Delay: Hector Remarkable: I don't care how bald you are, you do not let a moustache grow up your nose like that. That's probably why he carried a gun - "Hey, you lookin' at my moustache? Huh? You watchin' it grow up my nose? Huh? I'll shoot you dead! Then we'll see whose moustache is crawling up whose nose and eating away whose brain."
'Cause moustaches love to eat brains. Yes they do.

Hey. This is Fark. Take all your literate comments elseswhere, commie.


I am not a communist.
 
2014-03-01 03:09:32 PM

Hector Remarkable: Delay: Hector Remarkable: I don't care how bald you are, you do not let a moustache grow up your nose like that. That's probably why he carried a gun - "Hey, you lookin' at my moustache? Huh? You watchin' it grow up my nose? Huh? I'll shoot you dead! Then we'll see whose moustache is crawling up whose nose and eating away whose brain."
'Cause moustaches love to eat brains. Yes they do.

Hey. This is Fark. Take all your literate comments elseswhere, commie.

I am not a communist.


Wow Mongo, you picked out the lesser of the two evils to dispute?
 
2014-03-01 03:10:51 PM
The worst case I saw was this: some druggie walked into a donut shop, past several police cruisers and obvious "unmarked" police cars in the parking lot, and tried to rob the place. With half a dozen uniformed and plainclothes cops in the store.
 
2014-03-01 03:16:53 PM

Delay: Hector Remarkable: Delay: Hector Remarkable: I don't care how bald you are, you do not let a moustache grow up your nose like that. That's probably why he carried a gun - "Hey, you lookin' at my moustache? Huh? You watchin' it grow up my nose? Huh? I'll shoot you dead! Then we'll see whose moustache is crawling up whose nose and eating away whose brain."
'Cause moustaches love to eat brains. Yes they do.

Hey. This is Fark. Take all your literate comments elseswhere, commie.

I am not a communist.

Wow Mongo, you picked out the lesser of the two evils to dispute?


There is no dispute. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Communist Party.
Are you sure your moustache isn't getting a little prickly underneath the nasal area? Does your brain feel...'ticklish"?
 
2014-03-01 03:20:07 PM

bingethinker: The worst case I saw was this: some druggie walked into a donut shop, past several police cruisers and obvious "unmarked" police cars in the parking lot, and tried to rob the place. With half a dozen uniformed and plainclothes cops in the store.


citation needed

/just kidding.  I'm sure this has happened, when jail birds freaked out upon release and rather go back to the one thing they know.  what better way to ensure getting caught, arrested and put away again?
 
2014-03-01 03:36:35 PM
I hope they at least got their donuts *before* they stumbled upon the drug deal. Can't do a good drug bust on low blood sugar.
 
2014-03-01 04:50:02 PM

CruiserTwelve: I hope they at least got their donuts *before* they stumbled upon the drug deal. Can't do a good drug bust on low blood sugar.


+1, would lol again.
 
2014-03-01 05:11:49 PM
Wrong city? The one near my workplace doesn't have police until around 10 at night and then it's the one being paid by the gas station owner in his off time.
 
2014-03-01 07:57:19 PM
Dunkin is great for (legal) cash deals -- brightly lit, free parking, there are usually cops, once you buy a cheap cup of coffee they don't hassle you for sitting around.   And in Chicago, many are open 24 hours.
 
2014-03-01 09:29:59 PM
Be the Police, or under their protection.
 
2014-03-02 01:25:15 AM

danno_to_infinity: bingethinker: The worst case I saw was this: some druggie walked into a donut shop, past several police cruisers and obvious "unmarked" police cars in the parking lot, and tried to rob the place. With half a dozen uniformed and plainclothes cops in the store.

citation needed

/just kidding.  I'm sure this has happened, when jail birds freaked out upon release and rather go back to the one thing they know.  what better way to ensure getting caught, arrested and put away again?


Yeah, either he wanted to get caught or he was too far gone to notice his surroundings. Maybe they all looked like green lizards to him.
 
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