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(TMZ)   Levi Johnston insists he would be a better parent than Bristol Palin, begins waging custody battle in Alaska court   (tmz.com) divider line 38
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2014-03-01 10:24:07 AM  
Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
 
2014-03-01 10:31:16 AM  
TARD FIGHT!
 
2014-03-01 11:00:08 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: TARD FIGHT!


There are no winners in this situation.

Unless I can root for the meteor that wipes us all out.
 
2014-03-01 11:04:25 AM  

enry: There are no winners in this situation.

Unless I can root for the meteor that wipes us all out.


Agreed
 
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2014-03-01 11:26:15 AM  
It's like the Jerry springer show.
 
2014-03-01 11:38:28 AM  
A homeless person would be a better parent.
 
2014-03-01 11:50:05 AM  
I doubt it.
 
2014-03-01 12:17:44 PM  
A dirty mop would make a better parent than Bristol Palin.
 
2014-03-01 12:59:58 PM  
You know that we can just ignore the Palins.

/the world would be better place if we did
 
2014-03-01 01:20:40 PM  

enry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: TARD FIGHT!

There are no winners in this situation.

Unless I can root for the meteor that wipes us all out.


If things are that bad you can always start with yourself and see if it catches on.
 
2014-03-01 01:26:40 PM  

vernonFL: A dirty mop would make a better parent than Bristol Palin.


At what? Parenting? Speaking? Sex? All of the above?
 
2014-03-01 01:40:28 PM  
I can't root for someone who wouldn't do full-frontal when he promised to do so.
 
2014-03-01 01:43:06 PM  
Thank you John McCain, for all you've done. No, really. Thank you.
 
2014-03-01 01:45:49 PM  

Bane of Broone: enry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: TARD FIGHT!

There are no winners in this situation.

Unless I can root for the meteor that wipes us all out.

If things are that bad you can always start with yourself and see if it catches on.


It seems your problems can be cured for $2.99 and a trip to CVS for some butthurt cream.
 
2014-03-01 02:04:12 PM  

skinbubble: You know that we can just ignore the Palins.

/the world would be better place if we did


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 02:08:04 PM  
Given his track record of egregious lapses of judgment, giving him custody of a child seems like a bad idea.
 
2014-03-01 02:08:09 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: vernonFL: A dirty mop would make a better parent than Bristol Palin.

At what? Parenting? Speaking? Sex? All of the above?


Not for sex. For that you need a modified wooden toilet roll holder.
 
2014-03-01 02:10:45 PM  
I'm really getting bored with Justin Bieber.  Maybe this could be amusing for a while.  Do we get to see her tits?
 
2014-03-01 02:13:57 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: skinbubble: You know that we can just ignore the Palins.

/the world would be better place if we did

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Look
Even he's doing the Monty Python It's thing
 
2014-03-01 02:44:32 PM  
I feel sorry for that kid.
 
2014-03-01 02:52:39 PM  
I went and clicked on the link about him not paying child support. It led to another story with her claiming that he is $67k behind in child support. How in the hell could this guy be $67k behind? If that is true it makes me believe his complaints that the family court judge was in the Palin's pockets.
 
2014-03-01 03:12:24 PM  

Lorelle: I feel sorry for that kid.


Me, too. The whole world knows you farked a Palin..

/tough to live that one down.
 
2014-03-01 03:13:33 PM  

ongbok: I went and clicked on the link about him not paying child support. It led to another story with her claiming that he is $67k behind in child support. How in the hell could this guy be $67k behind? If that is true it makes me believe his complaints that the family court judge was in the Palin's pockets.


As far as I know, he was making some decent money for a while there.  But given what you know about Levi Johnston, do you really think he would in any way be responsible?  Seems more likely he thinks he can take his fame out to 16 minutes.
 
2014-03-01 03:21:40 PM  

06Wahoo: ongbok: I went and clicked on the link about him not paying child support. It led to another story with her claiming that he is $67k behind in child support. How in the hell could this guy be $67k behind? If that is true it makes me believe his complaints that the family court judge was in the Palin's pockets.

As far as I know, he was making some decent money for a while there.  But given what you know about Levi Johnston, do you really think he would in any way be responsible?  Seems more likely he thinks he can take his fame out to 16 minutes.


What you mean his acting and modeling career isnt panning out? I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.
 
2014-03-01 03:31:02 PM  

groppet: 06Wahoo: ongbok: I went and clicked on the link about him not paying child support. It led to another story with her claiming that he is $67k behind in child support. How in the hell could this guy be $67k behind? If that is true it makes me believe his complaints that the family court judge was in the Palin's pockets.

As far as I know, he was making some decent money for a while there.  But given what you know about Levi Johnston, do you really think he would in any way be responsible?  Seems more likely he thinks he can take his fame out to 16 minutes.

What you mean his acting and modeling career isnt panning out? I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.


And his hours at the drive-thru window got cut because of Obamacare

/or so they told him
 
2014-03-01 03:35:49 PM  

06Wahoo: ongbok: I went and clicked on the link about him not paying child support. It led to another story with her claiming that he is $67k behind in child support. How in the hell could this guy be $67k behind? If that is true it makes me believe his complaints that the family court judge was in the Palin's pockets.

As far as I know, he was making some decent money for a while there.  But given what you know about Levi Johnston, do you really think he would in any way be responsible?  Seems more likely he thinks he can take his fame out to 16 minutes.


From what I remember is that he had 2 major paydays and he paid what he was ordered to pay in child support out of that. He has said since then the judge ordered him to pay support based on income way over what he has been making since then, they won't reduce it and they won't enforce the custody ruling. Now that I see that they are claiming that a guy with a kid who can't be older than 6, had him when he was in high school and isn't a millionaire is $67k behind in child support. I believe what he has been saying.
 
2014-03-01 03:38:41 PM  
How soon before Bristol and Farrah Abraham do a girl on girl porn?

Bristol might be the only coont that could make the teen mom look good.
 
2014-03-01 04:39:18 PM  
I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-01 05:52:30 PM  
They're all trailer trash.  Just stop talking about them.

/And I say this as someone who was initially happy she came in to pull McCain's boring and corrupt biscuits out of the fire.
//Then I heard her talk.
///And learned more about her lack of intelligence & weird white-trash family.
 
2014-03-01 06:22:38 PM  
Ugh, is it 2009 again?
 
2014-03-01 07:53:36 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
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not much of an ass, but she has big boobs and a pretty face
 
2014-03-01 08:55:43 PM  
Single Mothers are ruining America.
 
2014-03-01 09:14:05 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
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Never stick your dick in crazy
 
2014-03-01 09:22:19 PM  

Codenamechaz: HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
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Never stick your dick in crazy


Agreed!
 
2014-03-01 10:27:33 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
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Nope.
 
2014-03-02 01:01:44 AM  
Isnt their kid in kindergarten by now?
 
2014-03-02 02:16:32 AM  

zappaisfrank: HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
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Nope.


Ok, you can have Levi
 
2014-03-02 03:23:28 AM  

Codenamechaz: HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'd hit it...and so would all of you...
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Never stick your dick in crazy


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