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(TMZ)   Sex tape featuring Marilyn Monroe, John F. Kennedy, and Robert Kennedy is set to go to auction. Other items reportedly being auctioned off are Jesus's driver's license, Kim Kardashian's talent, and Justin Bieber's common sense   (tmz.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-01 10:16:09 AM
Ewww.

Not only is that the bad kind of three way, the dudes are related.
 
2014-03-01 10:16:40 AM
I got a sex tape showing Charlemagne really laying the pipe to Joan of Arc.  Accepting bids now.
 
2014-03-01 11:17:16 AM

jake_lex: I got a sex tape showing Charlemagne really laying the pipe to Joan of Arc.  Accepting bids now.



I've got footage of William Howard Taft masturbating while stuck in the bathtub. At the end, Teddy Roosevelt pops in the frame and screams "BULLY!".
 
2014-03-01 01:00:41 PM
Back... and to the left.
Back... and to the left.
 
2014-03-01 01:01:19 PM
He says he's trying to raise the $200k to pay off his debt before the film is sold.

So he's saying "Please help me pay off my debt so the sex tape between Marylin Monroe and JFK doesn't get released to the public."

Something tells me he hasn't thought his cunning plan all the way through.
 
2014-03-01 01:02:39 PM
What's rare about it is that MM only required one take - she didn't have any lines.
 
2014-03-01 01:10:11 PM

Mugato: Ewww.

Not only is that the bad kind of three way, the dudes are related.


You prefer MMM?
 
2014-03-01 01:11:08 PM
So, there is finally video of two shooters?
 
2014-03-01 01:14:01 PM

Billy Liar: What's rare about it is that MM only required one take - she didn't have any lines.


So you're saying the Kennedy boys shared a cold one?
 
2014-03-01 01:40:40 PM
yafh.com
 
2014-03-01 01:44:34 PM

HighlanderRPI: So, there is finally video of two shooters?


I bow in honor to your awesome
 
2014-03-01 01:45:29 PM
Now I wonder if JFK and RFK high fived each other while roasting Marilyn on the spit.
 
2014-03-01 01:47:56 PM
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With a honey in the middle there's a little leeway.
 
2014-03-01 02:05:33 PM
What are the odds on whether or not they performed the Eiffel Tower?
 
2014-03-01 02:13:56 PM
Again?
 
2014-03-01 02:30:15 PM

TheSwizz: What are the odds on whether or not they performed the Eiffel Tower?


I thought that was called a London Bridge?
 
2014-03-01 02:47:10 PM

BilltheThrill: TheSwizz: What are the odds on whether or not they performed the Eiffel Tower?

I thought that was called a London Bridge?


Per the always accurate and eloquent Urban Dictionary:

When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.
 
2014-03-01 02:48:30 PM
so is the "bobby and peter lawford murdered marilyn monroe" back in play?
 
2014-03-01 03:04:01 PM
Tape??
 
2014-03-01 03:15:38 PM

albert71292: Tape??


JFK specifically requested the entire DuMont Network library be brought to the White House so he could record over all the videotape with his various sexcapades.

And that's why Captain Video no longer exists, and the entire library was dumped in the East Bay in the early 197s.
 
2014-03-01 03:40:55 PM
Huh. As much as I don't want to see the Kennedy's Kennedys, I  am interested in seeing Marilyn Monroe getting Kennedy'd.
 
2014-03-01 03:54:51 PM
Finger cuffs!
 
2014-03-01 04:24:58 PM
37 Kennedys? In a row?
 
2014-03-01 04:32:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Now I wonder if JFK and RFK high fived each other while roasting Marilyn on the spit.


I laughed way too hard at that mental imagery. Kudos!
 
2014-03-01 04:35:47 PM
Hasn't everyone already seen Kennedy getting head?
 
2014-03-01 04:54:53 PM
Kennedy? Why can't his awesomeness at philandering die with him. I wanted to be the first President with a sex tape!
 
2014-03-01 05:56:00 PM

KellyKellyKelly: BilltheThrill: TheSwizz: What are the odds on whether or not they performed the Eiffel Tower?

I thought that was called a London Bridge?

Per the always accurate and eloquent Urban Dictionary:

When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.


I thought it was The Golden Gate.

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2014-03-01 06:21:58 PM

KellyKellyKelly: BilltheThrill: TheSwizz: What are the odds on whether or not they performed the Eiffel Tower?

I thought that was called a London Bridge?

Per the always accurate and eloquent Urban Dictionary:

When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.


Gay. The two men I did that with did NOT hold hands!
 
2014-03-02 01:21:11 AM
 
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