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(The Quinton Report)   GOP candidate: Masturbation is Satan's Plot. This is bad news for...God?   (quintonreport.com) divider line 156
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2014-03-01 08:49:34 AM
If so, it's a winning plot.
 
2014-03-01 08:53:25 AM
 and uphold the Godly principles by which America was built

A black woman who thinks America was built on Godly principles. If she means there's a lot of slavery and subjugation of women in the Bible she has a point. If she thinks this is something to strive to return to, she's a little misguided.

Kitten, if you stowed away on the Mayflower do you think you'd even be a free person, let alone be able to vote, run for senator and have your own blog? Well they didn't have blogs back then. MySpace maybe but no blogs yet.
 
2014-03-01 08:54:21 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 09:30:10 AM
If we're not allowed to masturbate, than how will married people have any kind of sex at all?
 
2014-03-01 09:41:40 AM
So, I can't fap to this?
 
2014-03-01 10:11:22 AM
www1.picturepush.com
 
2014-03-01 10:21:04 AM

mutterfark: So, I can't fap to this?



I just did.
www.quintonreport.com
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 10:47:56 AM
The practice of homosexuality and self-pleasure, are age old systems, being recharged and reorganized for end-time warfare. It is being orchestrated from the diabolical realms of the supernatural and manifested on earth, with the overall intention, to silence the church forever.

Yea, thats some kinda crazy
 
2014-03-01 11:13:32 AM
Why is this under Entertainment?
 
2014-03-01 11:14:55 AM

texdent: Why is this under Entertainment?


Fapping is entertaining.
 
2014-03-01 11:16:57 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 11:17:32 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 11:19:49 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-01 11:20:36 AM
A handy means you're a job creator!

Hows that outreach, GOP?
Wait, don't answer.
 
2014-03-01 11:22:18 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-01 11:24:57 AM

Mugato: and uphold the Godly principles by which America was built

A black woman who thinks America was built on Godly principles. If she means there's a lot of slavery and subjugation of women in the Bible she has a point. If she thinks this is something to strive to return to, she's a little misguided.

Kitten, if you stowed away on the Mayflower do you think you'd even be a free person, let alone be able to vote, run for senator and have your own blog? Well they didn't have blogs back then. MySpace maybe but no blogs yet.


Indeed, she's one of the few people on earth who's managed to out-Uncle Tom Uncle Tom.
 
2014-03-01 11:25:05 AM

DAR: The practice of homosexuality and self-pleasure, are age old systems, being recharged and reorganized for end-time warfare. It is being orchestrated from the diabolical realms of the supernatural and manifested on earth, with the overall intention, to silence the church forever.

Yea, thats some kinda crazy


So very much THIS.

/sigh.
//facepalm.
 
2014-03-01 11:25:34 AM
If this is Satan's plot to silence Christianity, in my experience, as hard as I try, it's not working very well.  I /will/ keep working at it though.
 
2014-03-01 11:28:32 AM

xrayspx: If this is Satan's plot to silence Christianity, in my experience, as hard as I try, it's not working very well.  I /will/ keep working at it though.


Really?  I thought everyone who had ever been a teenage boy learned to masturbate without making the slightest bit of noise.  Holy hell, she might be right!!
 
2014-03-01 11:29:32 AM
Hey, you got Politics in my Entertainment tab!
 
2014-03-01 11:32:04 AM
I propose we turn this into a "things worthy of fapping to" thread. What say you, fark?

To begin blazing that (entirely NSFW) trail I offer:


Marilyn Monroe December 1953


Margie Harrison January 1954
Margaret Scott February 1954
Dolores Del Monte March 1954
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1954
Joanne Arnold May 1954
Margie Harrison June 1954
Neva Gilbert July 1954
Arline Hunter August 1954
Jackie Rainbow September 1954
Madeline Castle October 1954
Diane Hunter November 1954
Terry Ryan December 1954

Betty Page January 1955
Jane Mansfield February 1955
No Issue was printed for March, 1955 (missed deadline)
Marilyn Waltz (aka Margaret Scott) April 1955
Marguerite Empey May 1955
Eve Meyer June 1955
Janet Pilgrim July 1955 (first two-page centerfold)
Pat Lawler August 1955
Anne Fleming September 1955
Jean Moorehead October 1955
Barbara Cameron November 1955
Jean Pilgrim December 1955

Lynn Turner January 1956
Marguerite Empey February 1956
Marian Stafford March 1956 (trivia: the first three-page foldout
Rusty Fisher April 1956
Marian Scott May 1956 (trivia: the first foreign-born Playmate [Born in Germany})
Gloria Walker June 1956
Alice Denham July 1956
Jonnie Nicely August 1956
Elsa Sorensen September 1956
Janet Pilgrim October 1956 (trivia: her third and final appearance. This marks the last time a Playmate made a repeat appearance. Marilyn Waltz [aka Margaret Scott] and Janet Pilgrim are tied for the most appearances. Margie Harrison and Marguerite Empey are the only other women to appear more than once as Playmates)
Betty Blue November 1956
Lisa Winters December 1956

June Blair January 1957
Sally Todd February 1957
Sandra Edwards
Gloria Windsor April 1957
Dawm Windsor May 1957
Carrie Radison June 1957
Jean Jani July 1957
Dolores Donlon August 1957
Jacquelyn Prescott September 1957
Colleen Farrington October 1957
Marlene Callahan November 1957
Linda Vargas December 1957

Elizabeth Ann Roberts, Miss January 1958. [trivia: Under current law in most US jurisdictions, publishing nude pictures of a model younger than 18 would be a felony. However, in the early years of the magazine, laws regarding corruption of a minor were less well established. Several playmates - including Nancy Crawford (April 1959), Donna Michelle (December 1963), Linda Moon (October 1966), Patti Reynolds (September 1965) and Teddi Smith (July 1960) - posed when they were seventeen. Elizabeth Ann Roberts (January 1958) - whose pictorial was called "Schoolmate Playmate" - posed when she was sixteen. Hugh Hefner and Roberts' mother were arrested as a result, but the case was subsequently dismissed because Roberts' mother had signed a statement that her daughter was eighteen before the photo shoot. She was the first Playmate born in the 1940s.) (sinbox writin' here: Now that I know...well...I'm just not gonna do it) (you want to on your own time? I'm not gonna judge ya...too harshly] (Ya Freaks)
Cheryl Kubert February 1958
Zahra Norbo March 1958
Felicia Atkins April 1958
Lari Laine May 1958
Judy Lee Tomerlin June 1958
Linné Ahlstrand July 1958
Myrna Weber August 1958
Teri Hope September 1958
Mara Corday October 1958 (a)
Pat Sheehan October 1958 (b) (trivia: first of the rare issues to have two centerfolds)
Joan Staley November 1958
Joyce Nizzari December 1958

Virginia Gordon January 1959
Eleanor Bradley February 1959
Audrey Daston March 1959
Nancy Crawford April 1959 was aged 17 when she posed; again, therefore I'm not linking her centerfold.
Cindy Fuller May 1959
Marilyn Hanold June 1959
Yvette Vickers July 1959
Clayre Peters August 1959
Marianne Gabba September 1959 (trivia: first Centerfold to fill out a data sheet)
Elaine Reynolds October 1959
Donna Lynn November 1959
Ellen Stratton December 1959 (trivia note: first Playmate of the Year)

Stella Stevens January 1960
Susie Scott February 1960
Sally Sarrell March 1960
Linda Gamble April 1960
Ginger Young May 1960
Delores Wells June 1960
Teddi Smith July 1960 was aged 17
Elaine Paul August 1960
Ann Davis September 1960
Kathy Douglas October 1960
Joni Mattis November 1960
Carol Eden December 1960 [trivia: Mother of Simone Eden (Miss February 1989). Simone's appearance marks the first time mother and daughter have appeared as Playmates]

Connie Cooper January 1961
Barbara Ann Lawford February 1961
Tonya Crews March 1961
Nancy Nielsen April 1961
Linkm9mqvaeKiy1rf11plo1_1280.jpg">Susan Kelly May 1961
Heidi Becker June 1961
Sheralee Conners July 1961
Karen Thompson August 1961
Christa Speck September 1961 [trivia:first foreign-born Playmate of the Year (1962), born August 1, 1942 in Danzig, Germany.]
Jean Cannon October 1961
Dianne Danford November 1961
Lynn Karrol December 1961

Merle Pertile January1962
Kari Knudsen February 1962
Pamela Anne Gordon March 1962 (trivia: first Canadian Playmate)
Roberta Lane April 1962
Marya Carter May 1962
Merissa Mathes June 1962
Unne Terjesen July 1962
Jan Roberts August 1962
Mickey Winters September 1962
Laura Roberts October 1962
Avis Kimble November 1962
June Cochran December 1962

Judy Monterey January 1963
Toni Ann Thomas February 1963
Adrienne Moreau March 1963
Sandra Settani April 1963
Sharon Cintron May 1963
Connie Mason June 1963
Carrie Enwright July 1963
Phyllis Sherwood August 1963
Victoria Valentino September 1963
Christine Williams October 1963
Terre Tucker November 1963
Donna Michele December 1963 was 17 at the time of her shoot.

Sharon Rogers January 1964
Nancy Jo Hooper February 1964
Nancy Scott March 1964
Ashlynn Martin April 1964
Terri Kimball May 1964
Lori Winston June 1964
Melba Ogle July 1964
China Lee August 1964 (trivia: first Chinese-American Playmate)
Rosemarie Hillcrest September 1964
Astrid Schulz October 1964 (trivia: first Dutch-born Playmate)
Kai Brendlinger November 1964
Jo Collins December 1964

Sally Duberson January 1965
Jessica St. George February 1965
Jennifer Jackson March 1965 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate)
Sue Williams April 1965 (trivia: first Playmate to get breast implants. She was also the first to commit suicide [on September 2, 1969.])
Maria McBane May 1965
Hedy Scott June 1965
Gay Collier July 1965
Lannie Balcolm August 1965
Patti Reynolds September 1965 was aged 17 when at the time of her photoshoot.
Allison Parks October 1965
Pat Russo November 1965
Dinah Willis December 1965

Judy Tyler January 1966
Melinda Windsor February 1966
Priscilla Wright March 1966
Karla Conway April 1966
Dolly Read May 1966
Kelly Burke June 1966
Tish Howard July 1966
Susan Denberg August 1966
Dianne Chandler September 1966
Linda Moon October 1966 was 17 years of age at the time of her shoot.
Lisa Baker November 1966
Susan Bernard December 1966

Surrey Marshe January 1967
Kim Farber February 1967
Fran Gerard March 1967
Gwen Wong April 1967
Anne Randall May 1967
Joey Gibson June 1967
Heather Ryan July 1967
DeDe Lind August 1967
Angela Dorian September 1967
Reagan Wilson October 1967
Kaya Christian November 1967
Lynn Winchell December 1967

Connie Kreski January 1968
Nancy Harwood February 1968
Michelle Hamilton March 1968
Gaye Rennie April 1968
Elizabeth Jordan May 1968
Britt Fredriksen June 1968
Melodye Prentiss July 1968
Gale Olson August 1968
Dru Hart September 1968
Majken Haugedal October 1968
Paige Young November 1968
Cynthia Myers December 1968
 
2014-03-01 11:32:19 AM
/this time in the right thread.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 11:33:01 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: xrayspx: If this is Satan's plot to silence Christianity, in my experience, as hard as I try, it's not working very well.  I /will/ keep working at it though.

Really?  I thought everyone who had ever been a teenage boy learned to masturbate without making the slightest bit of noise.  Holy hell, she might be right!!


I'm still a master at that.
 
2014-03-01 11:33:46 AM

China White Tea: [media.tumblr.com image 499x569]


His expression says "I'm going to masturbate to you in the bathroom right after this interview is over."
 
2014-03-01 11:34:03 AM
I guess this is a good an opportunity as any to post this:

ct.politicomments.com
 
2014-03-01 11:35:11 AM
www.theexpositor.tv

Remember, when you rub one out, you invite Satan into your heart!

4.bp.blogspot.com

cdn01.dailycaller.com
 
2014-03-01 11:39:54 AM
All of the below meet the definition of NSFW:

Leslie Bianchini January 1969
Lorrie Menconi February 1969
Kathy MacDonald March 1969
Lorna Hopper April 1969
Sally Sheffied May 1969
Helena Antonaccio June 1969
Nancy McNeil July 1969
Debbie Hooper August 1969
Shay Knuth September 1969
Jean Bell October 1969 (trivia: the first woman of African-American descent to grace the cover a few months down the line)
Claudia Jennings November 1969
Gloria Root December 1969

Jill Taylor January 1970
Linda Forsyth February 1970
Chris Koren March 1970
Barbara Hillary April 1970
Jennifer Liano May April 1970
Elaine Morton June 1970
Carol Willis July 1970
Sharon Clark August 1970
Debbie Ellison September 1970
Madeleine + Mary Collinson October 1970 (trivia: the first twins selected as Playmates)
Avis Miller November 1970
Carol Imhof December 1970

Liv Lindeland January 1971 (trivia: first Centerfold to display openly visible pubic hair)
Willy Rey February 1971
Cynthia Hall March 1971
Chris Cranston April 1971
Janice Pennington May 1971 (trivia: sister of Ann Pennington [Miss March 1976]. Ann's appearance marks the first time sisters have appeared as Playmates in separate months.
She was also one of the original "Barker's Beauties" models on The Price Is Right, serving as the show's longest-running model to date, from 1972 to 2000.)
Lieko English June 1971
Heather Van Emery July 1971
Cathy Rowland August 1971
Crystal Smith September 1971
Claire Rambeau October 1971
Danielle de Vabre November 1971
Karen Christy December 1971

Marilyn Cole January 1972 (trivia: first Playmate to pose fully frontal in her Centerfold.)
P.J. Lansing February 1972
Ellen Michaels March 1972
Vicki Peters April 1972
Deanna Baker May 1972
Debbie Davis June 1972
Carol O'Neal July 1972
Linda Summers August 1972
Susan Miller September 1972
Sharon Johansen October 1972
Lenna Sjooblom November 1972
Mercy Rooney December 1972

Miki Garcia January 1973
Cyndi Wood February 1973
Bonnie Large March 1973
Julie Woodson April 1973
Anulka Dziubinska May 1973
Ruthy Ross June 1973
Martha Smith July 1973
Phyllis Coleman August 1973
Geri Glass September 1973
Valerie Lane October 1973
Monica Tidwell November 1973 (trivia: the first Playmate to be younger than Playboy. She was born in January of 1954, when Playboy's second issue was on the newsstand.)
Christine Maddox December 1973

Nancy Cameron (front view) January 1974
Nancy Cameron (rear view) January 1974 (trivia: the only double sided Centerfold in the the mag's history; done to commemorate the mag's 20th anniversary Playmate)
Francine Parks February 1974
Pamela Zinszer March 1974
Marlene Morrow April 1974
Marilyn Lange May 1974
Sandy Johnson June 1974
Carole Vitale July 1974
Jean Manson August 1974
Kristine Hanson September 1974
Ester Cordet October 1974 (trivia: the first Hispanic-American Playmate)
Bebe Buell November 1974
Janice Raymond December 1974

Lynnda Kimball January 1975
Laura Misch February 1975
Ingeborg Sorensen March 1975
Victoria Cunningham April 1975
Bridgett Rollins May 1975
Azizi Johari June 1975
Lynn Schiller July 1975
Lillian Müller August 1975
Mesina Miller September 1975
Jill de Vries October 1975
Janet Lupo November 1975
Nancie Li Brandi

Daina House January 1976
Laura Lyons February 1976
Ann Pennington March 1976
Denise Michele April 1976
Patricia Margot McClain May 1976
Debra Peterson June 1976
Deborah Borkman July 1976
Linda Beatty August 1976
Whitney Kaine September 1976
Hope Olson October 1976
Patti McGuire November 1976
Karen Hafter December 1976

Susan Lynn Kiger January 1977 (trivia: the first [and, to date, only] Playmate to appear in a porn film [entitled Deadly Love aka Hot Nasties] before becoming a Playmate.)
Star Stowe February 1977
Nicki Thomas March 1977
Lisa Sohm April 1977
Sheila Mullen May 1977
Virve Reid June 1977
Sondra Theodore July 1977
Julia Lyndon August 1977
Debra Jo Fondren September 1977
Kristine Winder October 1977
Rita Lee November 1977
Ashley Cox December 1977

Debra Jensen January 1978
Janis Schmitt February 1978
Christina Smith March 1978
Pamela Jean Bryant April 1978
Kathryn Morrison May 1978
Gail Stanton June 1978
Karen Morton July 1978
Vicki Witt August 1978
Rosanne Katon September 1978
Marcy Hanson October 1978
Monique St. Pierre November 1978
Janet Quist December 1978

Candy Loving January 1979
Lee Ann Michelle February 1979
Denise McConnell March 1979
Missy Cleveland April 1979
Michele Drake May 1979
Louann Fernald June 1979
Dorothy Mays July 1979
Dorothy Stratten August 1979
Vicki McCarty September 1979
Ursula Buchfellner October 1979
Sylvie Garant November 1979
Candace Collins December 1979

Gig Gangel January 1980
Sandy Cagle February 1980
Henriette Allais March 1980
Liz Glazowski April 1980
Martha Thomsen May 1980
Ola Rey June 1980
Teri Peterson July 1980
Victoria Cooke August 1980
Lisa Welch September 1980
Mardi Jacquet October 1980
Jeana Tomasino November 1980
Terri Welles December 1980
 
2014-03-01 11:40:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 11:41:29 AM
Sinbox, the thing that strikes me about your pictures is that they pretty much are all  women, as against the current fascination in media/porn with  girls. I'm sure most of those centerfolds weren't necessarily 30+, but they all have a maturity and presence to them, which is sadly lacking nowadays.

/I know it sounds very get off my lawn, but i'm only 32
 
2014-03-01 11:41:48 AM
What did they do as adolescents?
 
2014-03-01 11:43:46 AM
Not for your boss's eyes (unless, of course, you *are* the boss:)


Karen Price January 1981
Vickie Lynn Lasseter February 1981
Kymberly Herrin March 1981
Lorraine Michaels April 1981
Gina Goldberg May 1981
Cathy Larmouth June 1981
Heidi Sorenson July 1981
Debbie Boostrom August 1981
Susan Smith September 1981
Kelly Tough October 1981
Shannon Tweed November 1981
Patricia Farinelli December 1981

Kimberly McArthur January 1982
Anne-Marie Fox February 1982
Karen Witter March 1982
Linda Rhys Vaughn April 1982
Kym Malin May 1982
Lourdes Estores June 1982
Lynda Weismeier July 1982
Cathy St. George August 1982
Connie Brighton September 1982
Marianne Gravatte October 1982
Marlene Janssen November 1982
Charlotte Kemp December 1982

Lonny Chin January 1983
Melinda Mays February 1983
Alana Soares March 1983
Christina Ferguson April 1983
Susie Scott Krabacher May 1983
Jolanda Egger June 1983
Ruth Guerri July 1983
Carina Persson August 1983
Barbara Edwards September 1983
Tracy Vaccaro October 1983
Veronica Gamba November 1983
Terry Nihen December 1983

Penny Baker January 1984
Justine Greiner February 1984
Dona Speir March 1984
Lesa Ann Pedriana April 1984
Patty Duffek May 1984
Tricia Lange June 1984
Liz Stewart July 1984
Suzi Schott August 1984
Kimber Evenson September 1984
Debi Johnson October 1984
Roberta Vazquez November 1984
Karen Velez December 1984

Joan Bennett January 1985
Cherie Witter February 1985
Donna Smith March 1985
CIndy Brooks April 1985
Kathy Shower May 1985
Devin DeVasquez June 1985
Hope Marie Carlton July 1985
Cher Butler August 1985
Venice Kong September 1985
Cynthia Brimhall October 1985
Pamela Saunders November 1985
Carol Ficatier December 1985

Sherry Arnett January 1986
Julie McCullough February 1986
Kim Morris March, 1986
Teri Weigel April 1986 (trivia: later went on to become a successful porn actress. Her first film was in 1991. As a result, she was blacklisted from Playboy.)
Christine Richters May 1986
Rebecca Ferratti June 1986
Lynn Austin July 1986
Ava Fabian August 1986
Rebekka Armstrong September 1986
Katherine Hushaw October 1986
Donna Edmondson November 1986
Laurie Carr December 1986

Luann Lee January 1987
Julie Peterson February 1987
Marina Baker March 1987
Anna Clark April 1987
Kymberly Paige May 1987
Sandy Greenberg June 1987
Carmen Berg July 1987
Sharry Konopski August 1987
Gwen Hajek September 1987
Brandi Brandt October 1987
Pamela Stein November 1987
India Allen December 1987


Kimberley Conrad January 1988
Kari Kennell February 1988
Susie Owens March 1988
Eloise Broady April 1988
Diana Lee May 1988
Emily Arth June 1988
Terri Lynn Doth July 1988
Helle Michaelsen August 1988
Laura Richmond September 1988
Shannon Long October 1988
Pia Reyes November 1988
Kata Kärkkäinen December 1988

Fawna MacLaren January 1989
Simone Eden February 1989 (trivia: Her mother is Carol Eden [Miss December 1960.])
Laurie Wood March 1989
Jennifer Jackson April 1989
Monique Noel May 1989
Tawnni Cable June 1989
Erika Eleniak July 1989
Gianna Amore August 1989
Karin + Mirjam van Breeschooten September 1989
Karen Foster October 1989
Renee Tenison November 1989 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate to be named Playmate of the Year)
Petra Verkaik December 1989

Peggy McIntaggart January 1990
Pamela Anderson February 1990
Deborah Driggs March 1990
Lisa Matthews April 1990
Tina Bockrath May 1990
Bonnie Marino June 1990
Jacqueline Sheen July 1990
Melissa Evridge August 1990
Kerri Kendall September 1990
Brittany York October 1990
Lorraine Olivia November 1990
Morgan Fox December 1990

Stacy Leigh Arthur January 1991
Cristy Thom February 1991
Julie Clark March 1991
Christina Leardini April 1991
Carrie Jean Yazel May 1991
Saskia Linssen June 1991
Wendy Kaye July 1991
Corrina Harney August 1991
Samantha Dorman September 1991
Cheryl Bachman October 1991
Tanja Christiensen November 1991
Wendy Hamilton December 1991

Suzi Simpson January 1992
Tanya Beyer February 1992
Tylyn John March 1992
Cady Cantrell April 1992
Anna Nicole Smith May 1992
Angela Melini June 1992
Amanda Hope July 1992
Ashley Allen August 1992
Morena Corwin September 1992
Tiffany Sloan October 1992
Stephanie Adams November 1992 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to become a LGBT spokesmodel and advocate. She came out as a lesbian in 2003, but in 2009 stated she was straight.)
Barbara Moore December 1992

Echo Johnson January 1993
Jennifer LeRoy February 1993 (trivia: the first centerfold with a visible tattoo.)
Kimberley Donley March 1993
Nicole Wood April 1993
Elke Jeinsen May 1993
Alesha Oreskovich June 1993
Leisa Sheridan July 1993
Jennifer Lavoie August 1993
Carrie Westcott September 1993
Jenny McCarthy October 1993
Julianna Young November 1993
Arlene Baster December 1993


Anna-Marie Goddard January 1994
Julie Lynn Cialini February 1994
Neriah Davis March 1994
Becky DelosSantos April 1994
Shae Marks May 1994
Elan Carter June 1994
Traci Adell July 1994
Maria Checa August 1994
Kelly Gallagher September 1994
Victoria Zdrock October 1994
Donna Perry November 1994 (trivia: Granddaughter-in-law of Joan Staley [Miss November 1958.])
Elisa Bridges December 1994

Melissa Holliday January 1995
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
Stacy Sanches March 1995
Danelle Folta April 1995
Cynthia Brown May 1995
Rhonda Adams June 1995
Heidi Mark July 1995
Rachel Jean Marteen August 1995
Donna D'Errico September 1995
Alicia Rickter October 1995
Holly Witt November 1995
Samantha Torres December 1995
 
2014-03-01 11:46:29 AM
Fark off! Bating!
 
2014-03-01 11:46:32 AM
Sinbox: *many wonderful things*


You are doing God's work, sir.

Wait...
 
2014-03-01 11:47:13 AM
God Bless FARK.

God bless you, Sinbox.
 
2014-03-01 11:49:23 AM

Sinbox: Not for your boss's eyes (unless, of course, you *are* the boss:)


Karen Price January 1981
Vickie Lynn Lasseter February 1981
Kymberly Herrin March 1981
Lorraine Michaels April 1981
Gina Goldberg May 1981
Cathy Larmouth June 1981
Heidi Sorenson July 1981
Debbie Boostrom August 1981
Susan Smith September 1981
Kelly Tough October 1981
Shannon Tweed November 1981
Patricia Farinelli December 1981

Kimberly McArthur January 1982
Anne-Marie Fox February 1982
Karen Witter March 1982
Linda Rhys Vaughn April 1982
Kym Malin May 1982
Lourdes Estores June 1982
Lynda Weismeier July 1982
Cathy St. George August 1982
Connie Brighton September 1982
Marianne Gravatte October 1982
Marlene Janssen November 1982
Charlotte Kemp December 1982

Lonny Chin January 1983
Melinda Mays February 1983
Alana Soares March 1983
Christina Ferguson April 1983
Susie Scott Krabacher May 1983
Jolanda Egger June 1983
Ruth Guerri July 1983
Carina Persson August 1983
Barbara Edwards September 1983
Tracy Vaccaro October 1983
Veronica Gamba November 1983
Terry Nihen December 1983

Penny Baker January 1984
Justine Greiner February 1984
Dona Speir March 1984
Lesa Ann Pedriana April 1984
Patty Duffek May 1984
Tricia Lange June 1984
Liz Stewart July 1984
Suzi Schott August 1984
Kimber Evenson September 1984
Debi Johnson October 1984
Roberta Vazquez November 1984
Karen Velez December 1984

Joan Bennett January 1985
Cherie Witter February 1985
Donna Smith March 1985
CIndy Brooks April 1985
Kathy Shower May 1985
Devin DeVasquez June 1985
Hope Marie Carlton July 1985
Cher Butler August 1985
Venice Kong September 1985
Cynthia Brimhall October 1985
Pamela Saunders November 1985
Carol Ficatier December 1985

Sherry Arnett January 1986
Julie McCullough February 1986
Kim Morris March, 1986
Teri Weigel April 1986 (trivia: later went on to become a successful porn actress. Her first film was in 1991. As a result, she was blacklisted from Playboy.)
Christine Richters May 1986
Rebecca Ferratti June 1986
Lynn Austin July 1986
Ava Fabian August 1986
Rebekka Armstrong September 1986
Katherine Hushaw October 1986
Donna Edmondson November 1986
Laurie Carr December 1986

Luann Lee January 1987
Julie Peterson February 1987
Marina Baker March 1987
Anna Clark April 1987
Kymberly Paige May 1987
Sandy Greenberg June 1987
Carmen Berg July 1987
Sharry Konopski August 1987
Gwen Hajek September 1987
Brandi Brandt October 1987
Pamela Stein November 1987
India Allen December 1987


Kimberley Conrad January 1988
Kari Kennell February 1988
Susie Owens March 1988
Eloise Broady April 1988
Diana Lee May 1988
Emily Arth June 1988
Terri Lynn Doth July 1988
Helle Michaelsen August 1988
Laura Richmond September 1988
Shannon Long October 1988
Pia Reyes November 1988
Kata Kärkkäinen December 1988

Fawna MacLaren January 1989
Simone Eden February 1989 (trivia: Her mother is Carol Eden [Miss December 1960.])
Laurie Wood March 1989
Jennifer Jackson April 1989
Monique Noel May 1989
Tawnni Cable June 1989
Erika Eleniak July 1989
Gianna Amore August 1989
Karin + Mirjam van Breeschooten September 1989
Karen Foster October 1989
Renee Tenison November 1989 (trivia: the first African-American Playmate to be named Playmate of the Year)
Petra Verkaik December 1989

Peggy McIntaggart January 1990
Pamela Anderson February 1990
Deborah Driggs March 1990
Lisa Matthews April 1990
Tina Bockrath May 1990
Bonnie Marino June 1990
Jacqueline Sheen July 1990
Melissa Evridge August 1990
Kerri Kendall September 1990
Brittany York October 1990
Lorraine Olivia November 1990
Morgan Fox December 1990

Stacy Leigh Arthur January 1991
Cristy Thom February 1991
Julie Clark March 1991
Christina Leardini April 1991
Carrie Jean Yazel May 1991
Saskia Linssen June 1991
Wendy Kaye July 1991
Corrina Harney August 1991
Samantha Dorman September 1991
Cheryl Bachman October 1991
Tanja Christiensen November 1991
Wendy Hamilton December 1991

Suzi Simpson January 1992
Tanya Beyer February 1992
Tylyn John March 1992
Cady Cantrell April 1992
Anna Nicole Smith May 1992
Angela Melini June 1992
Amanda Hope July 1992
Ashley Allen August 1992
Morena Corwin September 1992
Tiffany Sloan October 1992
Stephanie Adams November 1992 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to become a LGBT spokesmodel and advocate. She came out as a lesbian in 2003, but in 2009 stated she was straight.)
Barbara Moore December 1992

Echo Johnson January 1993
Jennifer LeRoy February 1993 (trivia: the first centerfold with a visible tattoo.)
Kimberley Donley March 1993
Nicole Wood April 1993
Elke Jeinsen May 1993
Alesha Oreskovich June 1993
Leisa Sheridan July 1993
Jennifer Lavoie August 1993
Carrie Westcott September 1993
Jenny McCarthy October 1993
Julianna Young November 1993
Arlene Baster December 1993


Anna-Marie Goddard January 1994
Julie Lynn Cialini February 1994
Neriah Davis March 1994
Becky DelosSantos April 1994
Shae Marks May 1994
Elan Carter June 1994
Traci Adell July 1994
Maria Checa August 1994
Kelly Gallagher September 1994
Victoria Zdrock October 1994
Donna Perry November 1994 (trivia: Granddaughter-in-law of Joan Staley [Miss November 1958.])
Elisa Bridges December 1994

Melissa Holliday January 1995
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
Stacy Sanches March 1995
Danelle Folta April 1995
Cynthia Brown May 1995
Rhonda Adams June 1995
Heidi Mark July 1995
Rachel Jean Marteen August 1995
Donna D'Errico September 1995
Alicia Rickter October 1995
Holly Witt November 1995
Samantha Torres December 1995


Do you have a link to the jackie o photos from hustler?
 
2014-03-01 11:51:59 AM

Opiate of the Lasses: Sinbox, the thing that strikes me about your pictures is that they pretty much are all  women, as against the current fascination in media/porn with  girls. I'm sure most of those centerfolds weren't necessarily 30+, but they all have a maturity and presence to them, which is sadly lacking nowadays.

/I know it sounds very get off my lawn, but i'm only 32


Eh, I'm 28 and I feel the same way.  I'm into women, grown-ass women, with real tits, hips, and asses.
 
2014-03-01 11:52:08 AM

i state your name: Do you have a link to the jackie o photos from hustler?


Well, I've got one of her riding a horse in my living room. Sadly she didn't quite make it over the hedge fence in the way she intended.
 
2014-03-01 11:52:29 AM

legendary fool: /this time in the right thread.


No, that thread was appropriate too. It's one big circle jerk over there.
 
2014-03-01 11:53:30 AM
Oh, for f*ck's sake!

Fark powers-that-be: could you kindly black hole (only) my post at 11:46:27?

Thank you good sir(s) +/or madams(s)


again, best for out-of-office viewing:

Victoria Fuller January 1996
Kona Carmack February 1996
Priscilla Taylor March 1996
Gillian Bonner April 1996 (trivia: the first centerfold to feature a visible belly button piercing)
Shauna Sand May 1996
Karin Taylor June 1996
Angel Boris July 1996
Jessica Lee August 1996
Jennifer Allan September 1996
Nadine Chanz October 1996
Ulrika Ericsson November 1996
Victoria Silvstedt December 1996

Jami Ferrell January 1997
Kimber West February 1997
Jennifer Miriam March 1997
Kelly Monaco April 1997
Lynn Thomas May 1997 (trivia: the first Playmate to also be a Penthouse Pet of the Month [in the October 2000 issue.])
Carrie Stevens June 1997
Daphnée Lynn Duplaix July 1997
Kalin Olson August 1997
Nikki Schieler September 1997
Layla Roberts October 1997
Inga Drozdova November 1997
Karen McDougal December 1997

Heather Kozar January 1998
Julia Schultz February 1998
Marliece Andrada March 1998
Holly Joan Hart April 1998
Deanna Brooks May 1998
Maria Luisa GIl June 1998
Lisa Dergan July 1998
Angela Little August 1998
Vanessa Gleason September 1998
Laura Cover October 1998
Tiffany Taylor November 1998
Erica, Nicole + Jaclyn Dahm December 1998 (trivia: the first triplets to be Playmates of the Month.)

Jaime Bergman January 1999
Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
Natalia Sokolova April 1999
Tishara Cousino May 1999
Kimberly Spicer June 1999
Jennifer Rovero July 1999
Rebecca Scott August 1999
Kristi Cline September 1999
Jodi Ann Paterson October 1999
Cara Wakelin November 1999
Brook Richards December 1999

Carol + Darlene Bernaola January 2000
Suzanne Stokes February 2000
Nicole Marie Lenz March 2000
Brande Roderick April 2000
Brooke Berry May 2000
Shannon Stewart June 2000
Neferteri Shepherd July 2000
Summer Altice August 2000
Kerissa Fare September 2000
Nichole Van Croft October 2000
Buffy Tyler November 2000
Cara Michelle December 2000

Irina Voronina January 2001
Lauren Michelle Hill February 2001
Miraiam Gonzalez March 2001
Katie Lohmann April 2001
Crista Nicole May 2001
Heather Spytek June 2001
Kimberly Stanfield July 2001
Jennifer Walcott August 2001
Dalene Kurtis September 2001 (trivia: the first Playmate of the Month to pose completely shorn of pubic hair.)
Stephanie Heinrick October 2001
Lindsey Vuolo November 2001
Shanna Moakler December 2001 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to have been Miss USA [won in 1995.])

Nicole Narain January 2002
Anka Romensky February 2002
Tina Jordan March 2002
Heather Carolin April 2002
Christi Shake May 2002
Michele Rogers June 2002
Lauren Anderson July 2002
Christina Santiago August 2002
Shallan Meiers September 2002
Teri Harrison October 2002
Serria Tawan November 2002
Lani Todd December 2002

Rebecca Ramos January 2003
Charis Boyle February 2003
Pennelope Jimenez March 2003
Carmella DeCesare April 2003
Laurie Fetter May 2003
Tailor James June 2003
Marketa Janska July 2003
Colleen Marie August 2003
Luci Victoria September 2003
Audra Lynn October 2003
Divini Rae November 2003
Deisy & Sarah Teles December 2003

Colleen Shannon January 2004
Aliya Wolf February 2004
Sandra Hubby March 2004
Krista Kelly April 2004
Nicole Whitehead May 2004
Hiromi Oshima June 2004
Stephanie Glasson July 2004
Pilar Lastra August 2004
Scarlett Keegan September 2004
Kimberly Holland October 2004
Cara Zavaleta November 2004
Tiffany Fallon December 2004

Destiny Davis January 2005
Amber Campisi February 2005
Jillian Grace March 2005
Courtney Rachel Culkin April 2005
Jamie Westenhiser May 2005
Kara Monaco June 2005
Qiana Chase July 2005
Tamara Witmer August 2005
Vanessa Hoelsher September 2005
Amanda Paige
Raquel Gibson November 2005
Christine Smith

Athena Lundberg January 2006
Cassandra Lynn February 2006
Monica Leigh March 2006
Holley Ann Dorrough April 2006
Alison Waite May 2006
Stephanie Larimore June 2006
Sara Jean Underwood July 2006
Nicole Voss August 2006
Janine Habeck September 2006
Jordan Monroe October 2006
Sarah Elizabeth November 2006
Kia Drayton December 2006

Jayde Nicole January 2007
Heather Rene Smith February 2007
Tyran Richard March 2007
Giuliana Marino April 2007
Shannon James May 2007
Brittany Binger June 2007
Tiffany Selby July 2007
Tamara Sky August 2007
Patrice Hollis September 2007
Spencer Scott October 2007
Lindsay Wagner November 2007
Sasckya Porto December 2007

Sandra Nilsson January 2008
Michelle McLaughlin February 2008
Ida Ljungqvist March 2008
Regina Deutinger April 2008
AJ Alexander May 2008
Juliette Fretté June 2008
Laura Croft July 2008
Kayla Croft August 2008
Valerie Mason September 2008
Kelly Carrington October 2008
Grace Kim November 2008
Jennifer + Natalie Jo Campbell December 2008

Dasha Astafieva January 2009
Jessica Burciaga February 2009
Jennifer Pershing March 2009
Hope Dworaczyk April 2009
Crystal McCahill May 2009
Candice Cassidy June 2009
Karissa Shannon July 2009 + Kristina Shannon August 2009 (trivia: In June 2009, necessitated by financial problems, Playboy reduced it's publication schedule to 11 issues per year with a combined July/August issue. [In December 2009, it was further reduced to 10 issues per year, with a combined January/February issue.] The Shannon sisters appeared in the combined "Summer Issue" and shared a single centerfold, becoming the first twins to be designated Playmate of the Month for two distinct months.)
Kimberly Phillips September 2009
Lindsey Evans October 2009
Kelley Thompson November 2009
Crystal Harris December 2009

Jaime Faith Edmondson January 2010
Heather Rae Young February
Kyra Milan March March 2010
Amy Leigh Andrews April 2010
Kassie Lyn Logsdon May 2010
Katie Vernola Miss June 2010
Shanna McLaughlin July 2010
Francesca Frigo August 2010
Olivia Paige September 2010
Claire Sinclair October 2010
Shera Bechard November 2010
Ashley Hobbs December 2010
 
2014-03-01 11:54:28 AM
Not that I'm worried about it, but you made special notes and exceptions for the others: Penny Baker, Miss January 1984, was 17 when her photo shoot took place.
 
2014-03-01 11:54:44 AM
Whew! I have so much unprotected gay sex with underage prostitutes that I rarely have time to masturbate anymore... So I'm in the clear.
 
2014-03-01 11:54:46 AM
This thread has taken a most agreeable turn.
 
2014-03-01 11:57:01 AM
 
2014-03-01 11:57:07 AM

hardinparamedic: [i.imgur.com image 450x231]


Judging from the kid looking like he's about to puke, not only has the door been opened to sexual fantasy, but Dad's into some pretty sick shiat.
 
2014-03-01 12:00:48 PM
Not quite as many blondes with fake tits in the later Playboys. Someone other than Heff must have taken over choosing the girls.
 
2014-03-01 12:01:13 PM
Sinbox

too long, didn't fap;
 
2014-03-01 12:01:59 PM

Repo Man:
Not that I'm worried about it, but you made special notes and exceptions for the others: Penny Baker, Miss January 1984, was 17 when her photo shoot took place.

So noted. Genuine props for bringing this fact to my attention. Records have been updated for the farrrrrrrr-off time when I do this again.
 
2014-03-01 12:04:52 PM
Hooray!
 
2014-03-01 12:04:53 PM
It seems like that God dude is always being Satan's biatch.
 
2014-03-01 12:06:25 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: hardinparamedic: [i.imgur.com image 450x231]

Judging from the kid looking like he's about to puke, not only has the door been opened to sexual fantasy, but Dad's into some pretty sick shiat.


Jack Chick's cautionary tale against homosexuality, Wounded Children.

Every gay has an agent of Satan with him in the Chickverse.

Moral of the story: First it's masturbation, then it's dressing in lingerie and posing for your woman while she lubes up her strapon.

Psychiatrists are also evil agents of Satan.
 
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