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(LiveLeak) Video DASHCAM VIDEO: Presenting the luckiest truck-driving son of a biatch on the planet   (liveleak.com) divider line 41
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2014-03-01 10:53:08 AM  
GEE-ZUS!!!!!
 
2014-03-01 11:02:40 AM  
I actually yelled "Holy Shiat!" at the monitor! And the driver yelled out something, too, so I guess now I know they say "Shiat!!!" in Russian.
 
2014-03-01 11:08:09 AM  
Had that been me there isn't a biohazard cleanup team on earth that could've rendered that truck drivable again.
 
2014-03-01 11:12:51 AM  
Ok... we have a new winner for luckiest SOB on the planet.
 
2014-03-01 11:18:23 AM  
I'm glad that that video wasn't in Smell-O-Vision.
 
2014-03-01 11:32:38 AM  
Russian dashcams provide me with great video clips for my Defensive Driving classes.
 
2014-03-01 11:35:48 AM  
If I were the driver, I'd need to clean my seat and get a new pair of pants.
 
2014-03-01 11:35:54 AM  
Was that a stall warning from a plane I heard.
Didn't see a plane though.
 
2014-03-01 11:41:24 AM  

wichitaleaf: Was that a stall warning from a plane I heard.
Didn't see a plane though.


Might have been the low air pressure warning for his brakes.


Anyway, "missed him by that much"
 
2014-03-01 11:49:07 AM  
The dashcam videos from the upcoming Crimean War should be interesting.
 
2014-03-01 11:54:22 AM  
I don't know if the headline is correct. That's a good video but the guy that takes a head on collision, flies through the windshield and lands on his feet and walks away is my vote for luckiest truck driving son of a biatch on the planet.
 
2014-03-01 11:57:24 AM  
Okay, not a head on collision but a truck across his path, similar to this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoYj2Lur2I
 
2014-03-01 12:02:05 PM  
That was close.

Love the dash cam video compilations.
 
2014-03-01 12:16:15 PM  

lamric: Had that been me there isn't a biohazard cleanup team on earth that could've rendered that truck drivable again.


AbiNormal: I'm glad that that video wasn't in Smell-O-Vision.


dustman81: If I were the driver, I'd need to clean my seat and get a new pair of pants.


So much THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^

/And he was the skilled truck driver who knew how to handle his rig, completely surrounded by morans who jack-knife their way through life.
 
2014-03-01 12:32:55 PM  
Fake!

Still...  few things are better than the Soviet Synchronized Trucking Team.  Those guys win EVERY year.
 
2014-03-01 12:45:05 PM  

toetag: Okay, not a head on collision but a truck across his path, similar to this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoYj2Lur2I


Don't post what I was gunna post!

That's what I figured it was. I still vote that guy holds the title.
 
2014-03-01 12:47:38 PM  

diaphoresis: Ok... we have a new winner for luckiest SOB on the planet.


You know who's luckier? Every truck driver on the planet who didn't get in the middle of an accident scene and kept on trucking to their destination without incident.

I also wouldn't consider it "lucky" if I shiat my pants, either. There's more than a good chance that driver is sitting in a pile of feces after that.
 
2014-03-01 01:02:42 PM  
My reaction: Whew, that was close. LOOK OUT AGAIN!!!!!
 
2014-03-01 02:07:27 PM  
Don't ever change Russia.
 
2014-03-01 02:15:39 PM  
fark the russians, those cabbage eating imperialist scum.
 
2014-03-01 02:17:24 PM  
I wanna lie down on top of that trucker, out of respect for the way he handled his rig
 
2014-03-01 03:51:09 PM  
I need to stop watching these videos in mega ultra wide screen. Need to save that for porn.
 
2014-03-01 04:38:03 PM  

divx88: toetag: Okay, not a head on collision but a truck across his path, similar to this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoYj2Lur2I

Don't post what I was gunna post!

That's what I figured it was. I still vote that guy holds the title.


He holds the title in the Truck Driver class, but I vote this guy for the General Classification title.
 
2014-03-01 06:24:24 PM  
That's the first time I've heard any sort of exclamation of fright in a Russian dash cam video.  Usually there's just a mid-hangover grumble.
 
2014-03-01 06:50:13 PM  
Those Russians all listen to the same music.
 
2014-03-01 07:28:30 PM  
FTFA

His life flashed before his very eyes, and in that singular moment of clarity he realized that the shiatty track playing could be the last music he ever heard. A scream escaped his lips, putting an exclamation on his deeply troubling realization: Not now. Not to this shiatty song.

Vladimir's life changed that day.



That comment made my day
 
2014-03-01 08:59:11 PM  
happy Boxing Day!
 
2014-03-01 09:53:02 PM  
He yelled "Shto!"  Meaning "What!"
 
2014-03-01 10:56:34 PM  

Zombalupagus: I actually yelled "Holy Shiat!" at the monitor! And the driver yelled out something, too, so I guess now I know they say "Shiat!!!" in Russian.


phrenicmonkey: He yelled "Shto!"  Meaning "What!"


Nope. He's screaming "Fark!"
 
2014-03-01 11:13:40 PM  
look closely at the truck that came up from behind ... is that the driver flopping out of the front windshield after it spun around?
 
2014-03-01 11:23:41 PM  

wichitaleaf: Was that a stall warning from a plane I heard.
Didn't see a plane though.


That sound you heard was the "S#it's ABOUT TO GET REAL, PUCKER UP" alarm.
 
2014-03-01 11:55:14 PM  

domine: look closely at the truck that came up from behind ... is that the driver flopping out of the front windshield after it spun around?


Yes.. yes he is.
 
2014-03-01 11:56:59 PM  
"shiatshiatshiatshiatshiatshiatshiatshiat"
 
2014-03-02 12:40:10 AM  
I don't care what anyone says that guy was driving his ass off!  Very aware of what was going on around him....slowing for the truck in front of him while staying in control of his vehicle in very slick conditions.....moving over to give the guy behind him who lost control some room.....and then still got very lucky!
 
2014-03-02 12:55:31 AM  
On the plus side, he won't have to poop again for at least a week.
 
2014-03-02 03:24:18 AM  

usernameguy: On the plus side, he won't have to poop again for at least a week.


First he has to stop pooping
 
2014-03-02 09:04:51 AM  

diaphoresis: Ok... we have a new winner for luckiest SOB on the planet.


The guy in the other truck - he came out of that with almost NO damage (till out of frame) and avoided killing two other truck drivers and himself.
 
2014-03-02 10:06:21 AM  
<presses play> Yea.. yea.. icy roads....ok... looks like he was about to rear-end that track... applies brakes, stops in plenty of time.. is that it?  oh wait.. what the ....@#$@# that was close... OMFG LOOK OUT FOR THE>>>..a.sf.....phew.
 
2014-03-02 12:20:59 PM  
Had to watch at least three times to comprehend.  Spin truck was hit twice; that first 'thunk' sound was a red gravel truck slamming left rear panel of spin truck which forced spin truck into a 180, during which yet another truck slammed into spin truck's cab, after which yet another truck flew so close to spin truck that it snapped off spin truck's side mirror.

When that last truck hauled ass head-on toward the dash-cam vehicle, missing only by inches, it became clear that's what every highway fatality sees and thinks in that last second before they die.  Made me feel sick and shaky.
 
2014-03-02 01:53:43 PM  
dvdmedia.ign.com

/oblig.

Also, nice to see I'm not the only one who in a situation like that my final words/thoughs would be WARRBLEGARBLE
 
2014-03-02 10:46:25 PM  
If the Russians want to take over the Crimea, all they have to do is send in their 101st Drivers' Battalion.
 
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