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(KHOU Houston)   High school student gets a sexy NFL cheerleader to go the prom with him by promising her 10,000 re-tweets on Twitter. Wasn't this from an episode of 'The Brady Bunch?'   (khou.com) divider line 50
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2014-03-01 10:53:44 AM
awesome.
 
2014-03-01 10:53:52 AM
They didn't have Twitter back then subby.

/I just felt like pointing the obvious.
 
2014-03-01 10:54:10 AM
What farking public school lets kids sit around in class watching Twitter. Fire that teacher.
 
2014-03-01 10:55:42 AM
I'll bet we'll be reading more about her in the coming years right here on Fark.
 
2014-03-01 10:57:11 AM
Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! #marcia #marcia #marcia
 
2014-03-01 10:57:44 AM
If he gets a 100,000 does she put out?
 
2014-03-01 10:58:18 AM
Just one cheerleader?


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it's good to be X-President...
 
2014-03-01 10:59:16 AM
I wish I were in high school right now.

"@alisonbrie will u go 2 prom with me if this gets 1004 rts? #yolo"

/Had to man up and ask out my prom date. In person. The terror.
//My lawn, get off it.
 
2014-03-01 11:03:29 AM
Is our students learning?
 
2014-03-01 11:04:17 AM
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because what hot cheerleader wouldn't want to go to prom with this mook?

/looks like he should be molesting young starlets on the set of a disney show.
 
2014-03-01 11:05:27 AM

Mantour: Just one cheerleader?


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it's good to be X-President...



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2014-03-01 11:06:42 AM

Mantour: Just one cheerleader?


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it's good to be X-President...


Okay, I can't stop laughing at the girl in front, second from the left.  Everyone is staring at the camera except her, who I imagine either saw something shiny, or perhaps alternatively the cameraman said "look at the camera" and so naturally she's looking at the goalposts thinking that's a camera.
 
2014-03-01 11:07:52 AM
Actually, it may have been more than one...once, Greg had to pick the new school cheerleader;
two candidates were his then-girlfriend and Marcia; he wound up picking a third girl; Marcia was
OK with it; the girlfriend wasn't...then, Jan made huge numbers of promises to win a popularity
contest, welched on all of them, and was deposed...life does imitate art, I guess.
 
2014-03-01 11:08:55 AM
"...I just want him to have a good night," said Caitlyn. "I am thrilled that I get to do this. I am thrilled that my job allows me to be able to make his prom dreams come true."

I'm 45. I wonder if she'd still be willing to make my prom dreams come true.
 
2014-03-01 11:13:59 AM
lennavan:

Okay, I can't stop laughing at the girl in front, second from the left.  Everyone is staring at the camera except her, who I imagine either saw something shiny, or perhaps alternatively the cameraman said "look at the camera" and so naturally she's looking at the goalposts thinking that's a camera.

I'm not usually one to jump right to the 'm' word, but pssst! Your misogyny is showing.

Not to mention I see at least three others who aren't looking at the camera. I can understand being distracted, though.
 
2014-03-01 11:14:58 AM

MyRandomName: What farking public school lets kids sit around in class watching Twitter. Fire that teacher.


Like the teacher 's union will let that happen.
 
2014-03-01 11:19:27 AM
Wait, so who's the whore in this scenario?
 
2014-03-01 11:23:36 AM
I don't get it. Sure they're pretty but you have zero chance of getting laid, which is the whole point of the prom. I would rather go with an less pretty chick that will allow me to get some stink on my hang down.
 
2014-03-01 11:26:18 AM

Mantour: Just one cheerleader?




it's good to be X-President...


Is that our former president or Larry Flynt?
 
2014-03-01 11:27:54 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-01 11:29:03 AM
Headline fail,  submitter.
 
2014-03-01 11:30:34 AM
imageshack.com
 
2014-03-01 11:31:46 AM

Mantour: Just one cheerleader?


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it's good to be X-President...


Put them all together and you get a full brain.
 
2014-03-01 11:37:19 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Mantour: Just one cheerleader?


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it's good to be X-President...

Put them all together and you get a full brain.


Hey Poindexter, who cares? Look at them!
 
2014-03-01 11:41:25 AM

quo vadimus: lennavan:

Okay, I can't stop laughing at the girl in front, second from the left.  Everyone is staring at the camera except her, who I imagine either saw something shiny, or perhaps alternatively the cameraman said "look at the camera" and so naturally she's looking at the goalposts thinking that's a camera.

I'm not usually one to jump right to the 'm' word, but pssst! Your misogyny is showing.

Not to mention I see at least three others who aren't looking at the camera. I can understand being distracted, though.


I'm not entirely sure you know what misogyny means. "Dumb cheerleader" is a stereotype on its own that you could argue is problematic. Linking it to misogyny cheapens actual misogyny.
 
2014-03-01 11:42:25 AM

Plissken: "...I just want him to have a good night," said Caitlyn. "I am thrilled that I get to do this. I am thrilled that my job allows me to be able to make his prom dreams come true."


honey, unless you plan on farking his brains out (and the guy is disgusting, I farking doubt it) his prom dreams are not going to come true just because  he got you to go with him.

honestly?  kinda sick of these ugly useless gimps asking porn stars and cheerleaders from NFL squads to prom.  get a real date or stay home like the losers used to do before the internet made shiat like this possible.
 
2014-03-01 11:46:51 AM
Well, this was an extraordinarily complicated way of guaranteeing that one does not get laid on prom night.
 
2014-03-01 11:47:07 AM
quo vadimus: lennavan:

Okay, I can't stop laughing at the girl in front, second from the left.  Everyone is staring at the camera except her, who I imagine either saw something shiny, or perhaps alternatively the cameraman said "look at the camera" and so naturally she's looking at the goalposts thinking that's a camera.

I'm not usually one to jump right to the 'm' word, but pssst! Your misogyny is showing.

Not to mention I see at least three others who aren't looking at the camera. I can understand being distracted, though.


I have to agree w/ lennavan on this one. true there are a few others not looking at the camera but she has an especially vacuous look to about her. Moreover, I disagree that it's misogynistic to go ahead and admit that although cheerleaders, when they are not acting as cheerleaders, may be brilliant as all hell and fantastic and respectable members of society but when they are shown in a photo like the one above..? You could never say that any one of them has what one might call "the look of eagles."
 
2014-03-01 11:47:37 AM

Mantour: Just one cheerleader?


[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

it's good to be X-President...


I think Caitlyn is the first one the left, Bottom row.
 
2014-03-01 11:48:46 AM
FTFA: "I direct messaged her and I was all like if I get 10,000 re-tweets, will you go to prom with me?"
 
2014-03-01 11:54:57 AM
Poor bastard is still gonna toss all the sour cream from his burrito before prom. Only to get the most awkward goodbye hug in front of her NFL player bf at midnight.
 
2014-03-01 11:57:59 AM
Is it weird that by the end of the article I was reading the word "prom" as "pron"?
 
2014-03-01 12:07:30 PM
Congrats, even though I personally would've asked a porn star to prom since they're doing that nowadays.
 
2014-03-01 12:08:32 PM

Mantour: Just one cheerleader?


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it's good to be X-President...


Blondes down front, darker folks to the back.

Except the one in the middle with the funny-looking socks, I would do any of 'em, but it being the Texans, I guess you have to pick 6.
 
2014-03-01 12:21:08 PM

EvilEgg: I don't get it. Sure they're pretty but you have zero chance of getting laid, which is the whole point of the prom. I would rather go with an less pretty chick that will allow me to get some stink on my hang down.


Best thing would be to hire a non-sex escort. Women who mostly work as beards for closeted gay men, but are cheaper because they aren't getting banged.

All the girls will be like "shiat, that guy's got something we hadn't noticed before". Then you get the pussy.
 
2014-03-01 12:55:16 PM
twit whore?
 
2014-03-01 01:15:15 PM

frepnog: Plissken: "...I just want him to have a good night," said Caitlyn. "I am thrilled that I get to do this. I am thrilled that my job allows me to be able to make his prom dreams come true."

honey, unless you plan on farking his brains out (and the guy is disgusting, I farking doubt it) his prom dreams are not going to come true just because  he got you to go with him.

honestly?  kinda sick of these ugly useless gimps asking porn stars and cheerleaders from NFL squads to prom.  get a real date or stay home like the losers used to do before the internet made shiat like this possible.



you sound very mad and upset. why dont you tell us how you really feel?
 
2014-03-01 01:56:24 PM

xtech: you sound very mad and upset. why dont you tell us how you really feel?


how do I really feel?  I feel like this shiat is sad.  The uggo in question here doesn't have the balls to ask a real girl to prom, someone he might actually have a chance with.

no, he is basically having an escort go with him - an escort that he has absolutely no chance of even frenching.  fark, i'd rather stay home and fark a fleshlight.
 
2014-03-01 01:59:20 PM
I was getting ready to say that my high school had a very strict age limit of 20 years old on prom dates, and then I realized how young most of these cheerleaders are. And sure enough, she is 20. So yeah, this would have been all cool even at my high school
 
2014-03-01 02:02:45 PM
This thread is sadly lacking in cheerleader pictures...
 
2014-03-01 02:13:25 PM
"Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true."
 
2014-03-01 02:36:08 PM

quo vadimus: Not to mention I see at least three others who aren't looking at the camera. I can understand being distracted, though.


I see a couple that may not be looking directly at the camera but at least they are looking close enough to not be noticeable.
 
2014-03-01 02:37:05 PM
It sure is easy to get kids to work for you these days.
 
2014-03-01 02:56:15 PM
Is the stupid tag on a weekend bender?

This kind of thing was cool the first time it happened like 5 years ago, now it's pretty pathetic and creepy.
 
2014-03-01 02:57:16 PM

frepnog: because what hot cheerleader wouldn't want to go to prom with this mook?

/looks like he should be molesting young starlets on the set of a disney show.


Damn we're mocking high school kids now?
 
2014-03-01 03:12:25 PM

balki1867: frepnog: because what hot cheerleader wouldn't want to go to prom with this mook?

/looks like he should be molesting young starlets on the set of a disney show.

Damn we're mocking high school kids now?


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OhioUGrad: This kind of thing was cool the first time it happened like 5 years ago, now it's pretty pathetic and creepy.


THIS.
 
2014-03-01 03:48:52 PM
Is that picture in the article a Real Doll?
 
2014-03-01 04:40:58 PM

EvilEgg: I don't get it. Sure they're pretty but you have zero chance of getting laid, which is the whole point of the prom. I would rather go with an less pretty chick that will allow me to get some stink on my hang down.

 

For him the point is to go and be seen with an absolutely gorgeous babe on his arm making him the envy of everyone else there(for once in his life). He gets to be the cool kid for awhile. He really ought to rethink that plan of getting tux in the team colors though and just go for something traditional.

I can't figure why she'd go though. Maybe she never got to go to prom? Or hers was a disaster. It's either that or she's just super nice.....

....or an attention whore looking for her 15 minutes.
 
2014-03-01 06:00:27 PM

ctrlshiftspace: quo vadimus: lennavan:

Okay, I can't stop laughing at the girl in front, second from the left.  Everyone is staring at the camera except her, who I imagine either saw something shiny, or perhaps alternatively the cameraman said "look at the camera" and so naturally she's looking at the goalposts thinking that's a camera.

I'm not usually one to jump right to the 'm' word, but pssst! Your misogyny is showing.

Not to mention I see at least three others who aren't looking at the camera. I can understand being distracted, though.

I'm not entirely sure you know what misogyny means. "Dumb cheerleader" is a stereotype on its own that you could argue is problematic. Linking it to misogyny cheapens actual misogyny.


Hey, I am all for cheap misogyny, but wasn't it the ugly smart girls in high school who started all the dumb cheerleader jokes? Because I recall myself and all my male friends being very pro-cheerleader. Then guys play along with ugly girl bitterness, and it's suddenly misogyny?

And the funny part is, the one cheerleader I briefly dated in high school is now an MD. But she was Asian...does that count?
 
2014-03-02 01:32:56 PM
Headline still not fixed. It's "to go to the prom."

/just sayin'
 
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