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(Chick)   Love him or hate him, Jack Chick has put out yet another Jesus comic. This one seems to be about corporate internship leading to Hell   ( divider line 35
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2014-03-01 01:15:01 PM  
8 votes:
2014-03-01 11:10:01 AM  
7 votes:
As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.
2014-03-01 01:56:52 PM  
5 votes:

mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?
2014-03-01 01:26:00 PM  
5 votes:

Any Pie Left: Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean.......


No, he's still alive.  You're thinking of Abe Vigoda.
2014-03-01 04:41:38 PM  
4 votes:
Now I'm just amusing myself.

Here's a blank whatever.
2014-03-01 10:59:51 AM  
4 votes:
Satan should sue for all the things made up about him and his intentions over the centuries. I'm sure he has an excellent team of lawyers.
2014-03-01 01:20:41 PM  
3 votes:

hardinparamedic: OtherLittleGuy: HAW-HAW!

[ image 362x187]

Satan is a robot.

Of course he is.
2014-03-01 01:17:23 PM  
3 votes:
I am still waiting for the mind control powers he promised me in the '80's.

/really how long does it take to develop this tech TSR?!
2014-03-01 01:11:33 PM  
3 votes:
Well that was subtle...
2014-03-01 01:08:33 PM  
3 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: HAW-HAW!

Satan is a robot.
2014-03-01 12:07:50 PM  
3 votes:

xanadian: As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.

Dead to Rights

This Jack Chick parody shows what happens to him after he dies & stands before God.
2014-03-01 09:49:28 PM  
2 votes:
Always relevant.
2014-03-01 03:10:12 PM  
2 votes:
Huh. I thought everybody on Fark knew the Chick tracts. At least this classic:

/maybe I'm getting old
2014-03-01 01:27:47 PM  
2 votes:
2014-03-01 01:27:10 PM  
2 votes:
Honestly, every time I've been handed one of these things by someone on the street, I've proceeded to shove them down the backside of my pants and do an impression of me taking a dump. Then I walk away without bending my knees.

/twice I've heard them say "Hey, give that back!"
2014-03-01 01:16:52 PM  
2 votes:
2014-03-01 01:15:21 PM  
2 votes:
It's not what you know.
It's Jews you know.
2014-03-01 01:10:14 PM  
2 votes:
Jack Chick's an anti-Semite you say?

Also, for Jack.
2014-03-01 06:00:44 PM  
1 votes:
Religion aside, Jack Chick clearly doesn't understand how law firms operate. Unless Aunt Rebecca is a lawyer, she can't "own" a law firm.  It's unethical for a lawyer to split his/her earnings with a non-lawyer.  And since there's no mention of Sydney going to law school or passing the bar, the same goes for him as well.

/ but the part about all lawyers being Jewish is correct
// no, I'm just kidding
/// or am I?
//// Satan, get thee behind me!
2014-03-01 02:25:14 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not 100% sure what it was I just read, but I'm fairly positive it's a scathing accusation of the Bush family.
2014-03-01 02:01:18 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: Jack Chick HATES JEWS!

Shall we have a weenie roast to mark the occasion?

Are they kosher?
2014-03-01 01:51:30 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?

No this the thread where we mock a caricature of Christian evangelism. I think the butthurt threads are on the politics tab.:b
2014-03-01 01:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
"Chick"? That's a strange name for a guy, isn't it? The last person I called "chick" was pregnant eight seconds later.
2014-03-01 01:31:04 PM  
1 votes:
Do people really believe this farking shiat? I'd rather go on a snipe hunt.
2014-03-01 01:30:35 PM  
1 votes:

albatros183: I am still waiting for the mind control powers he promised me in the '80's.

/really how long does it take to develop this tech TSR?!

Maybe that's what happen to Jack Chick, he terminated but stayed a resident of Earth.
Not unimpossible, Sheeple.
2014-03-01 01:28:08 PM  
1 votes:
"love or hate" would imply some level of caring. I suspect neither of those terms covers "mild pity for an old man yelling at clouds."
2014-03-01 01:20:01 PM  
1 votes:
2014-03-01 01:19:09 PM  
1 votes:
If you're just interning, Satan will probably let you off with a warning. Once you become an executive, all bets are off.
2014-03-01 01:17:29 PM  
1 votes:
Never heard of him.

I don't know Jack Chick.
2014-03-01 01:17:13 PM  
1 votes:
It's really Al Jaffee trolling the world. But that was incomprehensible.
2014-03-01 01:13:48 PM  
1 votes:

The Yattering: "Love him" is an option?

In the same way we love Uncle Joe, your distant relative who probably has undiagnosed Aspergers who can't stop touching himself and singing Cher songs at family reunions.
2014-03-01 01:13:26 PM  
1 votes:
You be fair...I have always expected Satan played a huge role in choosing the idiots I report to. Even our corporate structure appears to be based on some underworld full of suffering and despair.
2014-03-01 01:02:48 PM  
1 votes:
2014-03-01 12:10:28 PM  
1 votes:
After converting to Christianity, Chick wanted to evangelize others, but was too shy to talk to people directly about religion.[8] Chick heard from missionary Bob Hammond, who had broadcast in Asia on the Voice of America, that the Communist Party of China had gained significant influence among ordinary Chinese in the 1950s through the distribution of small comic books.

So ol Jack's copying what worked for the Communists in China.

Jack's a got damn Jesus Commie.

He's also according to wiki 89 years old, so we're getting a valuable look into the mind of a senile bigot's brain.
2014-03-01 10:31:15 AM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: No, its about how Jewish lawyers who "hate Jesus" have all the money and run Satan's world. Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes. Typical Jack Chick anti-Semitism.

Tell me you just noticed the drawings and didn't plow through all of that.
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