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(Chick)   Love him or hate him, Jack Chick has put out yet another Jesus comic. This one seems to be about corporate internship leading to Hell   (chick.com) divider line 114
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2014-03-01 01:53:19 PM  

ghambone: I'd rather go on a snipe hunt.


i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 01:56:35 PM  
I don't mind finding these on my windshield.  They amuse me.
 
2014-03-01 01:56:47 PM  
I like how Sydney's smiley tie goes from happy to sad to happy to sad. I need a tie that reflects the expression on my face.
 
2014-03-01 01:56:52 PM  

mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?


www.weirdcrap.com
 
2014-03-01 02:00:32 PM  

mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?


I don't care what the Avengers made at the box office! DC makes better cartoons!
 
2014-03-01 02:01:18 PM  

thamike: Jack Chick HATES JEWS!

Shall we have a weenie roast to mark the occasion?


Are they kosher?
 
2014-03-01 02:04:05 PM  
I'd like to see one where someone is a good person, making all the morally right decisions, but doesn't believe in JC and gets thrown into hell next to Hitler.

The fact that these folks, in addition to the anti-Semitic rubbish, have to use examples of terrible people suggests to me that their own beliefs would be dismissed if they present an honest view of their beliefs. Only by convincing people that those who don't accept Jesus are the terrible human beings who deserve to be thrown into the lake of fire can any of their sheep be tricked into believing this garbage.
 
2014-03-01 02:04:14 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [media.chick.com image 231x138] [i2.kym-cdn.com image 248x249]


"Who You Know" is not to be confused with "You Know Who":

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-01 02:07:09 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: xanadian: As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.

Dead to Rights

This Jack Chick parody shows what happens to him after he dies & stands before God.


As soon as I'm off the mobile, please please please let their b an ez way of ordering those. Otherwise my printer, scissors & stapler are about to get slammed.

/live in NYC
// see some kinda religicray daily in public transit.
///take yr pick: anti abortion, Jews 4 jebus, some crazy ass born agains, those ladies w the pamphlets I ignore, those tables w the books I ignore.
////I'm pretty board at work, this shiat could liven up my day some.
////\ anyone else love the city art sponsored de motivational between I think the red & blue line on like 14th or 34th?
\\\\. Something like 'oh so tired why bother go back home' in cascading text on overhead cross beams ?
 
2014-03-01 02:25:14 PM  
I'm not 100% sure what it was I just read, but I'm fairly positive it's a scathing accusation of the Bush family.
 
2014-03-01 02:25:46 PM  

Darkridr: thamike: Jack Chick HATES JEWS!

Shall we have a weenie roast to mark the occasion?

Are they kosher?


No nibs, so we can fly wild.
 
2014-03-01 02:26:05 PM  

SheltemDragon: dahmers love zombie: The funniest thing about the Jack Chick form of Christianity is that, after the life our protagonist led, if he had TRULY repented and taken Jesus into his heart five seconds before the plane hit the mountain, he would go directly to heaven.

Same thing with serial child murderers. You can kidnap, rape, torture, and kill 100 toddlers, but the fundie Xtian lot says that after doing all that, as long as you are "born again" (and get this -  since we're "all sinners", you don't even have to apologize for what you did before, you just have to truly "repent" of your prior sins!  Even that BS Alcoholics Anonymous stuff talks about "making amends", but not in Jack Chick's world), you get to go to heaven with glowy, faceless Jebus.

But Ghandi and Mother Teresa are in Hell.

Sorry, Jack.  If that's how the supernatural system works, I want no part of it.  It's repugnant.

As much as I don't subscribe to the "Born Again" theology, it is one part of their doctrine I can get behind. Sorta. Repentance of any type during life, while noble if sincere, is by nature incomplete. I believe that when it happens, truly, is after death.

Revelation upon death is the only method that I can rationalize a kind and loving deity against the the problem of evil (via free will). What I mean is, when one dies you suddenly get to see how it all works. At which point there can only really be one of two outcomes; repentance and acceptance or willful oblivion (I do not believe that there is a hell, aka gods eternal torture palace). Either life is a learning experience for what comes next, or your rejection of the whole is so strong that you quietly obliterate yourself.

/ This is no way justifies sin during life
// I likely do not have it even remotely right, but we all try.
/// Critiques and debates welcome, but if your approaching it from absolute atheism we won't get anywhere so why bother.


So they've come back around full circle to Catholic absolution through contrition?
 
2014-03-01 02:27:30 PM  

mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?


That all depends on how much of the thread is dedicated to those who don't understand how ridiculous the comic book and all it represents is.
 
2014-03-01 02:29:14 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Bathia_Mapes: xanadian: As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.

Dead to Rights

This Jack Chick parody shows what happens to him after he dies & stands before God.

As soon as I'm off the mobile, please please please let their b an ez way of ordering those. Otherwise my printer, scissors & stapler are about to get slammed.

/live in NYC
// see some kinda religicray daily in public transit.
///take yr pick: anti abortion, Jews 4 jebus, some crazy ass born agains, those ladies w the pamphlets I ignore, those tables w the books I ignore.
////I'm pretty board at work, this shiat could liven up my day some.
////\ anyone else love the city art sponsored de motivational between I think the red & blue line on like 14th or 34th?
\\\\. Something like 'oh so tired why bother go back home' in cascading text on overhead cross beams ?


Sorry, I think it's the underground 42nd street passage. I work downtown now so it's been a while.
 
2014-03-01 02:36:14 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Bathia_Mapes: xanadian: As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.

Dead to Rights

This Jack Chick parody shows what happens to him after he dies & stands before God.

As soon as I'm off the mobile, please please please let their b an ez way of ordering those. Otherwise my printer, scissors & stapler are about to get slammed.

/live in NYC
// see some kinda religicray daily in public transit.
///take yr pick: anti abortion, Jews 4 jebus, some crazy ass born agains, those ladies w the pamphlets I ignore, those tables w the books I ignore.
////I'm pretty board at work, this shiat could liven up my day some.
////\ anyone else love the city art sponsored de motivational between I think the red & blue line on like 14th or 34th?
\\\\. Something like 'oh so tired why bother go back home' in cascading text on overhead cross beams ?

Sorry, I think it's the underground 42nd street passage. I work downtown now so it's been a while.


It's in the passageway from Port Authority to Times Square. I remember looking at it as I stumbled home one night like...Wha??
 
2014-03-01 02:40:15 PM  

Smackledorfer: I'd like to see one where someone is a good person, making all the morally right decisions, but doesn't believe in JC and gets thrown into hell next to Hitler.


Flight 144 - where building schools and hospitals for lepers and generally working hard for the betterment of your fellow man isn't enough if you don't believe in the magical sky-daddy in the exact same way Mr Chick do it...

It is my belief that the person behind the Chick tracts is a very sad and hateful individual.
 
2014-03-01 02:40:27 PM  

rbaron71: I like how Sydney's smiley tie goes from happy to sad to happy to sad. I need a tie that reflects the expression on my face.


This is better.
static4.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-01 02:41:52 PM  

mutterfark: mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?

No this the thread where we mock a caricature of Christian evangelism. I think the butthurt threads are on the politics tab.:b



"Christian evangalism" itself is a mock-worthy caricature of christianity. It's pre-caricatured.

As an atheist I can't deny that Jesus' "teachings" have a whole lot of good in them (and a few loose ends which remind you that it's a work of man from a more barbarous time), and we'd be better people if more of us could commit ourselves to living many of those basic teachings. You know like humility, loving one another, forgiving one another, caring for the sick and poor, being less judgmental, not worshiping the "money changers" and not shoving our own beliefs down others' throats...

The problem is that the modern American evangelical movement isn't christian, it's all but explicitly satanic and certainly blasphemous.

The movement takes each of those teachings of Jesus and inverts them, as surely as any satanist inverts the cross. More so even, since the cross is just a symbol and those teachings are the substance. That's what happens when you mix politics and religion instead of keeping them separate - they corrupt each other. So now we have satanic "christians" who insist that America is a "christian nation", who have stood for decades opposed to minorities and have nothing to do with them from being allowed to get married, who are "tough on crime", who constantly fight tooth and nail to pull the rug out from under social safety nets which care for those who need healthcare and the poor, who are always trying to force their morality on others who might not share it through legislation, who support corrupt/flawed republican financial policies which benefit the wealthy at the expense of everyone else, and who just can't help but pray on the "streetcorners" every damn chance they get.

Some christians don't think we should mock the evangelical/charismatic movement christianity? They should stop being such a shiatty caricature, stop farking our country up and start having just a modicum of understanding that there are other people in the world who don't and won't ever share evangelical christian beliefs and they have every right to live their lives without christian political cronies trying to fark with them legislatively at just to pander for the right-wing vote. In other words: START ACTUALLY BEING CHRISTIAN. Then there won't be anything to mock.
 
2014-03-01 02:41:59 PM  

GameSprocket: "Chick"? That's a strange name for a guy, isn't it? The last person I called "chick" was pregnant eight seconds later.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 02:48:18 PM  

WegianWarrior: Smackledorfer: I'd like to see one where someone is a good person, making all the morally right decisions, but doesn't believe in JC and gets thrown into hell next to Hitler.

Flight 144 - where building schools and hospitals for lepers and generally working hard for the betterment of your fellow man isn't enough if you don't believe in the magical sky-daddy in the exact same way Mr Chick do it...

It is my belief that the person behind the Chick tracts is a very sad and hateful individual.


I stand corrected.
 
2014-03-01 02:49:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 02:49:45 PM  
Never here to read chick, but I am here to healthily HAW HAW HAW and possibly HAR HAR HAR
 
2014-03-01 03:03:01 PM  

Smackledorfer: WegianWarrior: Smackledorfer: I'd like to see one where someone is a good person, making all the morally right decisions, but doesn't believe in JC and gets thrown into hell next to Hitler.

Flight 144 - where building schools and hospitals for lepers and generally working hard for the betterment of your fellow man isn't enough if you don't believe in the magical sky-daddy in the exact same way Mr Chick do it...

It is my belief that the person behind the Chick tracts is a very sad and hateful individual.

I stand corrected.


Yeah, there's a decent amount of chicktrax that condemn very decent people to hell. Caveat: I've heard there is an active anti-chicktrax movement that gins up fake really really nasty ones as subversive propaganda. ( real chick does this pretty well on its own, so not sure if that is real/needed or not).
 
2014-03-01 03:10:12 PM  
Huh. I thought everybody on Fark knew the Chick tracts. At least this classic:

media.chick.com
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP

/maybe I'm getting old
 
2014-03-01 03:12:55 PM  

FloridaWombat: /// Critiques and debates welcome, but if your approaching it from absolute atheism we won't get anywhere so why bother.


Rationalism need not apply.
 
2014-03-01 03:20:01 PM  
i.imgur.com

We've known this.
 
2014-03-01 03:21:02 PM  
What a bunch of happy horseshiat.
 
2014-03-01 03:25:41 PM  
WegianWarrior:


How much time do I get to prepare my case?

media.chick.com
 
2014-03-01 03:27:15 PM  
FAKE
 
2014-03-01 03:27:25 PM  
i.imgur.com

Sure Katie, don't save Aunt Rebecca from Hell.
But promise to hang around with the kid who gets all that money.
 
2014-03-01 03:36:33 PM  

Mjeck: WegianWarrior:


How much time do I get to prepare my case?


img.fark.net

I was told God knew each of us as fetuses... but then he denies knowing us as sinners?  God has dementia?  Or maybe he's just a dick.
 
2014-03-01 03:48:31 PM  

Ilmarinen: Huh. I thought everybody on Fark knew the Chick tracts. At least this classic:

[media.chick.com image 468x240]
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP

/maybe I'm getting old


I lol every time I see that one.
 
2014-03-01 03:52:51 PM  
Any Pie Left  Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean......

Nope, as I noted I'm the only Farker to have met Jack Chick. In person he's like anybody's grandpa
 
2014-03-01 03:59:35 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-01 04:22:33 PM  
When is there going to be a war on religion? Please God, when? Those idiots need to be re-educated.

Seriously, that cartoon was such BS in so many ways, like mentioned above, and another...
imageshack.com
 
2014-03-01 04:41:38 PM  
Now I'm just amusing myself.

imageshack.com

Here's a blank whatever.

imageshack.com
 
2014-03-01 04:51:44 PM  

Stoker: Now I'm just amusing myself.

[imageshack.com image 318x333]

Here's a blank whatever.

[imageshack.com image 650x333]


HAW-HAW-HAW
 
2014-03-01 05:26:08 PM  

FlyingJ: Any Pie Left  Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean......

Nope, as I noted I'm the only Farker to have met Jack Chick. In person he's like anybody's grandpa


static.tvtropes.org

Is the man on the left in this image Mr. Chick?
 
2014-03-01 05:27:47 PM  

wildcardjack: It's really Al Jaffee trolling the world. But that was incomprehensible.


I can haz subscription to yr newzletter?

/apparently I am a lolcat today
 
2014-03-01 05:29:59 PM  
This could be read as an old, bitter Jack Chick's whining about how kids won't read his comics except to laugh at them. Clearly the key to success as a cartoonist is who you know (among the Elders of Zion), not what you know.
 
2014-03-01 05:37:56 PM  
I've always read those things for shiats and giggles, when I've found them sitting around.  Artwork and generally bizarre, sardonic humor reminds me of R. Crumb, et al in the good old days of "counterculture comics."
 
2014-03-01 05:44:34 PM  

Dimensio: FlyingJ: Any Pie Left  Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean......

Nope, as I noted I'm the only Farker to have met Jack Chick. In person he's like anybody's grandpa

[static.tvtropes.org image 450x299]

Is the man on the left in this image Mr. Chick?


Pretty sure the man on the left is a Stephan Colbert fan, a category I wouldn't guess Jack Chick to be included in.
 
2014-03-01 05:55:36 PM  

Dimensio: FlyingJ: Any Pie Left  Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean......

Nope, as I noted I'm the only Farker to have met Jack Chick. In person he's like anybody's grandpa

[static.tvtropes.org image 450x299]

Is the man on the left in this image Mr. Chick?


Jack Chick has illustrated himself before.  I'd say it's a fairly close resemblance.  85% match, to be sure.
 
2014-03-01 06:00:44 PM  
Religion aside, Jack Chick clearly doesn't understand how law firms operate. Unless Aunt Rebecca is a lawyer, she can't "own" a law firm.  It's unethical for a lawyer to split his/her earnings with a non-lawyer.  And since there's no mention of Sydney going to law school or passing the bar, the same goes for him as well.

/ but the part about all lawyers being Jewish is correct
// no, I'm just kidding
/// or am I?
//// Satan, get thee behind me!
 
2014-03-01 06:03:08 PM  
Jack Chick band name generator:

I Hate Friends
Sydney's Grades
Last Days Scoffers
Fun Serving the Devil
 
2014-03-01 06:14:13 PM  
One Chick sighting witnesses drawing

i.imgur.com

Still say the other photo is a takeoff on this

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 06:17:15 PM  

Dahnkster:


That's the current TV Tropes image for Artistic License - Biology.
 
2014-03-01 06:19:43 PM  
Wow, the "muh shekels" was strong in that one.
 
2014-03-01 06:30:00 PM  
 
2014-03-01 07:01:18 PM  
 
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