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(Chick)   Love him or hate him, Jack Chick has put out yet another Jesus comic. This one seems to be about corporate internship leading to Hell   (chick.com) divider line 114
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2014-03-01 09:43:09 AM  
No, its about how Jewish lawyers who "hate Jesus" have all the money and run Satan's world. Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes. Typical Jack Chick anti-Semitism.
 
2014-03-01 10:31:15 AM  

Somacandra: No, its about how Jewish lawyers who "hate Jesus" have all the money and run Satan's world. Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes. Typical Jack Chick anti-Semitism.


Tell me you just noticed the drawings and didn't plow through all of that.
 
2014-03-01 10:47:40 AM  
The funniest thing about the Jack Chick form of Christianity is that, after the life our protagonist led, if he had TRULY repented and taken Jesus into his heart five seconds before the plane hit the mountain, he would go directly to heaven.

Same thing with serial child murderers. You can kidnap, rape, torture, and kill 100 toddlers, but the fundie Xtian lot says that after doing all that, as long as you are "born again" (and get this -  since we're "all sinners", you don't even have to apologize for what you did before, you just have to truly "repent" of your prior sins!  Even that BS Alcoholics Anonymous stuff talks about "making amends", but not in Jack Chick's world), you get to go to heaven with glowy, faceless Jebus.

But Ghandi and Mother Teresa are in Hell.

Sorry, Jack.  If that's how the supernatural system works, I want no part of it.  It's repugnant.
 
2014-03-01 10:59:51 AM  
Satan should sue for all the things made up about him and his intentions over the centuries. I'm sure he has an excellent team of lawyers.
 
2014-03-01 11:10:01 AM  
As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.
 
2014-03-01 11:31:38 AM  

Mugato: Somacandra: No, its about how Jewish lawyers who "hate Jesus" have all the money and run Satan's world. Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes. Typical Jack Chick anti-Semitism.

Tell me you just noticed the drawings and didn't plow through all of that.


Not to worry. I'm long since been vaccinated.
 
2014-03-01 12:07:50 PM  

xanadian: As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.


Dead to Rights

This Jack Chick parody shows what happens to him after he dies & stands before God.
 
2014-03-01 12:10:28 PM  
After converting to Christianity, Chick wanted to evangelize others, but was too shy to talk to people directly about religion.[8] Chick heard from missionary Bob Hammond, who had broadcast in Asia on the Voice of America, that the Communist Party of China had gained significant influence among ordinary Chinese in the 1950s through the distribution of small comic books.

So ol Jack's copying what worked for the Communists in China.

Jack's a got damn Jesus Commie.

He's also according to wiki 89 years old, so we're getting a valuable look into the mind of a senile bigot's brain.
 
2014-03-01 01:02:48 PM  
HAW-HAW!
 
2014-03-01 01:05:24 PM  
That was the most anti-Semitic thing I've seen in a long time. Wow.
 
2014-03-01 01:08:33 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: HAW-HAW!


twentyfiveforty.files.wordpress.com

Satan is a robot.
 
2014-03-01 01:10:14 PM  
Jack Chick's an anti-Semite you say?

i457.photobucket.com

Also, for Jack.

i457.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-01 01:11:23 PM  
media.chick.com

0-media-cdn.foolz.us

Seriously, I still can't tell whether this douchebag is being serious or satirical.
 
2014-03-01 01:11:33 PM  
Well that was subtle...
 
2014-03-01 01:11:58 PM  
"Love him" is an option?
 
2014-03-01 01:13:26 PM  
You know...to be fair...I have always expected Satan played a huge role in choosing the idiots I report to. Even our corporate structure appears to be based on some underworld full of suffering and despair.
 
2014-03-01 01:13:48 PM  

The Yattering: "Love him" is an option?


In the same way we love Uncle Joe, your distant relative who probably has undiagnosed Aspergers who can't stop touching himself and singing Cher songs at family reunions.
 
2014-03-01 01:15:01 PM  
media.chick.com i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-01 01:15:21 PM  
It's not what you know.
It's Jews you know.
 
2014-03-01 01:16:52 PM  
scienceblogs.com
 
2014-03-01 01:16:54 PM  
Corporate internship leading to Hell?

Broken clock, twice a day, I guess...
 
2014-03-01 01:17:13 PM  
It's really Al Jaffee trolling the world. But that was incomprehensible.
 
2014-03-01 01:17:23 PM  
I am still waiting for the mind control powers he promised me in the '80's.

/really how long does it take to develop this tech TSR?!
 
2014-03-01 01:17:29 PM  
Never heard of him.

I don't know Jack Chick.
 
2014-03-01 01:19:09 PM  
If you're just interning, Satan will probably let you off with a warning. Once you become an executive, all bets are off.
 
2014-03-01 01:20:01 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-01 01:20:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: The Yattering: "Love him" is an option?

In the same way we love Uncle Joe, your distant relative who probably has undiagnosed Aspergers who can't stop touching himself and singing Cher songs at family reunions.


I'm gonna need a citation on this one, I pretty sure Stalin never did any of those things.
 
2014-03-01 01:20:41 PM  

hardinparamedic: OtherLittleGuy: HAW-HAW!

[twentyfiveforty.files.wordpress.com image 362x187]

Satan is a robot.


Of course he is.

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-01 01:22:48 PM  
Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean.......


HE IS RISEN!
 
2014-03-01 01:23:15 PM  

Somacandra: Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes.


It's about as subtle as a Nazi propaganda poster.

www.thebreman.org
 
2014-03-01 01:26:00 PM  

Any Pie Left: Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he?  So this must mean.......


HE IS RISEN!


No, he's still alive.  You're thinking of Abe Vigoda.
 
2014-03-01 01:27:10 PM  
Honestly, every time I've been handed one of these things by someone on the street, I've proceeded to shove them down the backside of my pants and do an impression of me taking a dump. Then I walk away without bending my knees.

/twice I've heard them say "Hey, give that back!"
 
2014-03-01 01:27:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-01 01:28:08 PM  
"love or hate" would imply some level of caring. I suspect neither of those terms covers "mild pity for an old man yelling at clouds."
 
2014-03-01 01:30:35 PM  

albatros183: I am still waiting for the mind control powers he promised me in the '80's.

/really how long does it take to develop this tech TSR?!


Maybe that's what happen to Jack Chick, he terminated but stayed a resident of Earth.
Not unimpossible, Sheeple.
 
2014-03-01 01:31:04 PM  

dahmers love zombie: The funniest thing about the Jack Chick form of Christianity is that, after the life our protagonist led, if he had TRULY repented and taken Jesus into his heart five seconds before the plane hit the mountain, he would go directly to heaven.

Same thing with serial child murderers. You can kidnap, rape, torture, and kill 100 toddlers, but the fundie Xtian lot says that after doing all that, as long as you are "born again" (and get this -  since we're "all sinners", you don't even have to apologize for what you did before, you just have to truly "repent" of your prior sins!  Even that BS Alcoholics Anonymous stuff talks about "making amends", but not in Jack Chick's world), you get to go to heaven with glowy, faceless Jebus.

But Ghandi and Mother Teresa are in Hell.

Sorry, Jack.  If that's how the supernatural system works, I want no part of it.  It's repugnant.


As much as I don't subscribe to the "Born Again" theology, it is one part of their doctrine I can get behind. Sorta. Repentance of any type during life, while noble if sincere, is by nature incomplete. I believe that when it happens, truly, is after death.

Revelation upon death is the only method that I can rationalize a kind and loving deity against the the problem of evil (via free will). What I mean is, when one dies you suddenly get to see how it all works. At which point there can only really be one of two outcomes; repentance and acceptance or willful oblivion (I do not believe that there is a hell, aka gods eternal torture palace). Either life is a learning experience for what comes next, or your rejection of the whole is so strong that you quietly obliterate yourself.

/ This is no way justifies sin during life
// I likely do not have it even remotely right, but we all try.
/// Critiques and debates welcome, but if your approaching it from absolute atheism we won't get anywhere so why bother.
 
2014-03-01 01:31:04 PM  
Do people really believe this farking shiat? I'd rather go on a snipe hunt.
 
2014-03-01 01:31:08 PM  
"Chick"? That's a strange name for a guy, isn't it? The last person I called "chick" was pregnant eight seconds later.
 
2014-03-01 01:32:22 PM  
 
2014-03-01 01:37:37 PM  

FatherChaos: [media.chick.com image 468x240]

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 250x272]

Seriously, I still can't tell whether this douchebag is being serious or satirical.


When you hit the 80 year mark, there may be no difference.
 
2014-03-01 01:38:44 PM  
Jack Chick HATES JEWS!

Shall we have a weenie roast to mark the occasion?
 
2014-03-01 01:42:51 PM  
My boobies (intentional) was in a Chick track, so I have a small fondness for that guys insane ramblings...
 
2014-03-01 01:43:11 PM  

SheltemDragon: quietly obliterate yourself.


www.jackiealpers.com
 
2014-03-01 01:43:21 PM  
I give more credence to the Zalgo versions of this claptrap than the genuine stuff.

/Zalgo is coming, Arch.
 
2014-03-01 01:48:10 PM  

ghambone: Do people really believe this farking shiat? I'd rather go on a snipe hunt.


Do you really believe there's no such thing as a snipe?
 
2014-03-01 01:48:46 PM  
Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?
 
2014-03-01 01:49:30 PM  

Mugato: Satan should sue for all the things made up about him and his intentions over the centuries. I'm sure he has an excellent team of lawyers.


IDK about lawyers, but apparently he has the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

flyersfaithful.com

/no i have nothing on topic to say :p
 
2014-03-01 01:50:33 PM  
Well, looks like I'm going to hell, then.
 
2014-03-01 01:50:33 PM  
Wow, what a crappy story.

Shyster Jr. doesn't recognize his own nephew, and the kid has to remind him that his Aunt Rebecca is Junior's wife. Riiiight,

The Bible-thumping assistant doesn't see the hypocrisy in working for a company she knows is run by a corrupt Shyster. OK.
 
2014-03-01 01:51:30 PM  

mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?


No this the thread where we mock a caricature of Christian evangelism. I think the butthurt threads are on the politics tab.:b
 
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