Somacandra: No, its about how Jewish lawyers who "hate Jesus" have all the money and run Satan's world. Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes. Typical Jack Chick anti-Semitism.
Mugato: Somacandra: No, its about how Jewish lawyers who "hate Jesus" have all the money and run Satan's world. Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes. Typical Jack Chick anti-Semitism.Tell me you just noticed the drawings and didn't plow through all of that.
xanadian: As a gay homosecksual already one foot in the fires of hell, I'm not clicking that link lest my computer burst into flames.
The Yattering: "Love him" is an option?
hardinparamedic: The Yattering: "Love him" is an option?In the same way we love Uncle Joe, your distant relative who probably has undiagnosed Aspergers who can't stop touching himself and singing Cher songs at family reunions.
hardinparamedic: OtherLittleGuy: HAW-HAW![twentyfiveforty.files.wordpress.com image 362x187]Satan is a robot.
Somacandra: Look at the careful but extensive use of Jewish visual stereotypes.
Any Pie Left: Um... Jack Chick passed away several years ago, didn't he? So this must mean.......HE IS RISEN!
albatros183: I am still waiting for the mind control powers he promised me in the '80's./really how long does it take to develop this tech TSR?!
dahmers love zombie: The funniest thing about the Jack Chick form of Christianity is that, after the life our protagonist led, if he had TRULY repented and taken Jesus into his heart five seconds before the plane hit the mountain, he would go directly to heaven.Same thing with serial child murderers. You can kidnap, rape, torture, and kill 100 toddlers, but the fundie Xtian lot says that after doing all that, as long as you are "born again" (and get this - since we're "all sinners", you don't even have to apologize for what you did before, you just have to truly "repent" of your prior sins! Even that BS Alcoholics Anonymous stuff talks about "making amends", but not in Jack Chick's world), you get to go to heaven with glowy, faceless Jebus.But Ghandi and Mother Teresa are in Hell.Sorry, Jack. If that's how the supernatural system works, I want no part of it. It's repugnant.
FatherChaos: [media.chick.com image 468x240][0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 250x272]Seriously, I still can't tell whether this douchebag is being serious or satirical.
SheltemDragon: quietly obliterate yourself.
ghambone: Do people really believe this farking shiat? I'd rather go on a snipe hunt.
Mugato: Satan should sue for all the things made up about him and his intentions over the centuries. I'm sure he has an excellent team of lawyers.
mikaloyd: Is this the thread where we get butthurt over a comic book?
ghambone: I'd rather go on a snipe hunt.
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