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2014-03-01 09:43:46 AM  
Nice, subby
 
2014-03-01 09:45:35 AM  
An actual legitimate use of the Hero tag? How is this possible?
 
2014-03-01 09:46:58 AM  
It's time to pray because of this heroism.

www.flippingsocial.com
 
2014-03-01 09:47:55 AM  
Damnit subby!! You just ruined my makeup!

/crying from laughing
 
2014-03-01 09:48:11 AM  
He was immediately fired for violating his workplace's "No rescuing kids policy"
 
2014-03-01 09:48:19 AM  
Article has serious pronoun issues.
 
2014-03-01 09:50:01 AM  
Did the little boy punch the nanny, or did Jesus? I'm confused...
 
2014-03-01 09:51:33 AM  
Waiting for the followup story about how the guy was later fired for either violating employee guidelines or creating a workplace distraction.

Delgado seemed embarrassed by the attention.
'I can't work. Everybody says, 'I want a picture with you!' He told KNBC.


Yep.  Definitely creating a workplace distraction.  This guy's toast.
 
2014-03-01 09:51:55 AM  
HOTY contender!
 
2014-03-01 09:52:12 AM  
....Gretzky gets the rebound, and...SCORES!
 
2014-03-01 09:52:51 AM  
Hombre en el Fuego
 
2014-03-01 09:53:16 AM  
 
2014-03-01 09:53:25 AM  
Daily Fail: Taco stand worker saves little boy from kidnapper after he punched nanny in the face, grabbed him and fled

So: the taco stand worker saved the little boy from a kidnapper by punching the nanny in the face, and then grabbing the male nanny and fleeing
 
2014-03-01 09:53:57 AM  
NOBODY farks with the Jesus.
 
2014-03-01 09:54:11 AM  
Yes, but where does he shop?
 
2014-03-01 09:54:26 AM  
Jesus saves, but Moses invests.
 
2014-03-01 09:54:31 AM  
jerkmag.files.wordpress.com

/well played subby
//+1
 
2014-03-01 09:54:58 AM  
 
2014-03-01 09:56:31 AM  

ilikeracecars: He was immediately fired for violating his workplace's "No rescuing kids policy"


It was a taco stand. I don't think they have any "policies."
 
2014-03-01 09:57:41 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Jesus saves, but Moses invests.


But only Buddha offers guaranteed returns.
 
2014-03-01 09:59:35 AM  
Relevant part: "I'm a father, too."

When you have kids, your whole perspective changes.  Kids aren't annoying little snot-machines any more.  And you'll kill to protect them, even kids that aren't yours.

It's some sort of body chemistry thing.  We're hardwired to want to protect them.

All the same, he's the only one who did anything, so yes...A hero.
 
2014-03-01 09:59:48 AM  

arcas: Waiting for the followup story about how the guy was later fired for either violating employee guidelines or creating a workplace distraction.

Delgado seemed embarrassed by the attention.
'I can't work. Everybody says, 'I want a picture with you!' He told KNBC.

Yep.  Definitely creating a workplace distraction.  This guy's toast.


So, follow up headline: Jesus Walks.
 
2014-03-01 10:00:58 AM  

DesertCoyote: HOTY contender!


Fully agreed!

And big +1 to subby for sending in this story, perfect use of the Hero tag, indeed!
 
2014-03-01 10:02:15 AM  
They have a nanny? Rich people exploiting the poor again.
 
2014-03-01 10:02:51 AM  
Gretzky scores
 
2014-03-01 10:03:33 AM  

Tman144: ilikeracecars: He was immediately fired for violating his workplace's "No rescuing kids policy"

It was a taco stand. I don't think they have any "policies."


He's probably selling 5x the tacos he was last week. Keep him around a while.
 
2014-03-01 10:04:03 AM  
I heard Jesus was coming so I got him a towel.
 
2014-03-01 10:04:46 AM  
Good job! Somebody get a cross. this guy needs to get crucifed
 
2014-03-01 10:05:42 AM  
I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.
 
2014-03-01 10:06:19 AM  
The only Jesus I know is a white American with long coiffed hair, perfect teeth and six-pack abs.
 
2014-03-01 10:10:16 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.


Because guns.
 
2014-03-01 10:12:11 AM  
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2014-03-01 10:12:33 AM  
Yeah right.
 
2014-03-01 10:13:27 AM  

danielscissorhands: JustFarkingGreat: JESUS SAVES

I'm not Jesus.


Jesus is dead.
 
2014-03-01 10:15:05 AM  
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gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 10:17:32 AM  
I know a taco stand that will be having some return business for.......ever.

Good on this man. This is what we are supposed to do for each other. All take note.
 
2014-03-01 10:18:03 AM  
With all the publicity coming his way, I hope that he has his immigration papers in order.
Might could be why a lot of the other 100 people were standing around.
/"Get him Jesus, I don't have a green card"
 
2014-03-01 10:20:27 AM  
Nanny should of been armed.
 
2014-03-01 10:21:12 AM  

Your Hind Brain: danielscissorhands: JustFarkingGreat: JESUS SAVES

I'm not Jesus.

Jesus is dead.


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2014-03-01 10:25:55 AM  

kpaxoid: Coco LaFemme: I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.

Because guns.


They saw nanny get punched. It's LA, they don't want their faces messed up.

I love Jesus's quote:
It is my business, because why you take this boy?

/good one subby
 
2014-03-01 10:30:20 AM  

danielscissorhands: JustFarkingGreat: JESUS SAVES

I'm not Jesus.


Jesus just left Chicago
 
2014-03-01 10:31:32 AM  

kpaxoid: Coco LaFemme: I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.

Because guns.


Yes, I think you basically have to accept people have guns in these situations.  Because freedom.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 10:39:20 AM  

kpaxoid: Coco LaFemme: I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.

Because guns.


So stand frozen in fear beyond the capacity for rational thought?

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Yes, I think you basically have to accept people have guns in these situations. Because freedom.


Ah, so THIS is how you justify your gun ban tripe. Because you have a irrational fear. Or maybe just scaredy-cat.
 
2014-03-01 10:42:35 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.


Without the punch, it could just be a kid throwing a tantrum or a nanny being fired by her employer, or anything else so why would I intervene? With the punch, it could be a big problem or it could be an independent movie/hidden camera thing going on and I would be interrupting something legitimate. Expecting bystanders to intervene is unreasonable because it is unreasonable to assume a crime is occurring. The taco stand guy took a huge risk.
 
2014-03-01 10:44:12 AM  
nesncom.files.wordpress.com

BUT SATAN SCORES ON THE REBOUND!!!!!!
 
2014-03-01 10:44:44 AM  
Tacos, what can't they do?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 10:48:55 AM  

rebelyell2006: Coco LaFemme: I was struck by a comment Mr. Delgado made, about how there were loads of people standing around and he was the only one to do anything.  I know about the "Bystander Effect", but you'd think that even in a crowd that large, someone would see a guy punch a woman in the face and run off with a screaming child and.....I don't know, farking do something about that.

Without the punch, it could just be a kid throwing a tantrum or a nanny being fired by her employer, or anything else so why would I intervene? With the punch, it could be a big problem or it could be an independent movie/hidden camera thing going on and I would be interrupting something legitimate. Expecting bystanders to intervene is unreasonable because it is unreasonable to assume a crime is occurring. The taco stand guy took a huge risk.


Waaaaaay too much conjecture in that derp. Try using common sense and a view via Occams razor. The simplest solution is usually right.

As far as the risk part. Welcome to Lifetm
It's full of risk, and some is unavoidable. you can either chose to own it or let it own you.
 
2014-03-01 10:51:04 AM  
I don't get the Gretzky connection...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-01 10:51:27 AM  

rebelyell2006: With the punch, it could be a big problem or it could be an independent movie/hidden camera thing going on and I would be interrupting something legitimate.


Let me address this silliness specifically.
Any assholes filming in an establishment (a PRIVATELY owned business) without written agreement are breaking a few very clear laws and deserve whatever they get.
Anyone that tries that stupidity and gets beat down has NO LEGAL RECOURSE. Check the laws.
 
2014-03-01 10:51:35 AM  
Thank you Jesus!

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