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(Daily Mail)   Giada De Laurentiis was a hot nerd in high school, but still would have turned you down for a date   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-03-01 08:51:29 AM
I am gonna get this started with my favorite pic.

www.newsgab.com
 
2014-03-01 09:07:25 AM
There's nothing unflattering about that picture. DailyFail, indeed.
 
2014-03-01 09:19:40 AM
You mean to say that children are not as attractive as grown adult women?

You don't say.jpg
 
2014-03-01 09:19:57 AM

StrikitRich: There's nothing unflattering about that picture. DailyFail, indeed.


The adult version (at least in the included pictures) just looks like basically any generic white woman in her 40s.  Nothing  wrong with that but I'm not seeing mistaking her for a model like TFA's claiming.

Basically I'm thinking that the kid's cuter by adolescent standards than the adult is by adult standards, so I dunno wtf they're talking about there.
 
2014-03-01 09:21:15 AM
Her enormous head frightens me.
 
2014-03-01 09:22:20 AM
Look at the beak on the adult version. That's some rhinoplasty.
 
2014-03-01 09:22:49 AM

bearded clamorer: Her enormous head frightens me.


I came here to say that.

/Like an orange on a toothpick
 
2014-03-01 09:24:33 AM

bearded clamorer: Her enormous head frightens me.


I was hoping that was some sort of bad camera angle. You know...in all the shots.
 
2014-03-01 09:26:30 AM
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2014-03-01 09:32:41 AM
Good grief, by reading that article, you'd think she had a humpback and a unibrow.  Flip through any 80's year book, and you'll find 700 girls who look just like that, wearing stupid 80's clothes with stupid 80's hair.  Daily Fail's acting like she's some kind of swamp monster, when she looks pretty much the same (whar cleavage? wha??)
 
2014-03-01 09:33:29 AM
Meh. I'd hit it. Especially knowing who her dad was.

"That was great sex. Now go away, Giada. I want to talk to your dad about producing Conan the Barbarian."
 
2014-03-01 09:37:07 AM
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2014-03-01 09:38:12 AM
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2014-03-01 09:38:57 AM
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2014-03-01 09:39:30 AM
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The Horror....The Horror
 
2014-03-01 09:50:27 AM
I'm just shocked they were able to find a modern picture of her where her "cooking talents" aren't spilling out of her top.
 
2014-03-01 09:52:25 AM
Meh Teenage person looks like a teenager. Same person later looks like an adult.
 
2014-03-01 09:56:15 AM
At least she "shared" it and some scumbag tabloid twat didn't just dig it up and post it.
 
2014-03-01 09:56:46 AM
I miss her first season, where the camera would zoom in at the best moments while she bent over to stir a pot.  She would gleefully lick the mascarpone from her fingers oh so slowly while the cheesy music played softly.

Food porn, indeed.  I always wondered if she was aware of what the camerman was doing, or if was all deliberately planned by everyone to titillate.  They toned it waaaay down after that, and I had no more reason to turn on the channel.

That noggin is enormous.  Her nickname around the intarwebs is "Little Big Head."
 
2014-03-01 10:00:19 AM

Shostie: who her dad was.
I want to talk to your dad about producing Conan the Barbarian."


Dino was her grandpoppa.

emphasis on the "was"

Hope you have a ouija board.
 
2014-03-01 10:01:02 AM
she looks cute.
 
2014-03-01 10:11:20 AM

Sinbox: Shostie: who her dad was.
I want to talk to your dad about producing Conan the Barbarian."

Dino was her grandpoppa.

emphasis on the "was"

Hope you have a ouija board.


Ah, sh*t.

There goes that fantasy.
 
2014-03-01 10:16:26 AM
So, the thought that someone who is famous, had a past that wasn't quite as "glamorous" is somehow embarrassing?

She was a cute kid in high school. Who had braces. And, I hate to break it to the Fail, but EVERYONE was rocking hair that was sort of embarrassing by today's standards, and was considered cool and fun and even kind of hot back in the day. It's almost as if fashions change.

I had hair in the 80s. I grew it out in the 90s. Not so much any more, because who has time for all that sh*t? I AM a bit embarrassed by some of my high school pics, because I was gawky as f*ck--I grew 8 inches between freshman and senior year, and damned if it wasn't hard to keep up with those changes, but that was frippin' high school. I don't exactly define my life and all that I've done and been on four years between three schools, between Texas and Maine. People grow the f*ck up, and it's this kind of crap that only reinforces the idea that "beautiful people" should always be beautiful, and never human only drives folks battier and battier...
 
2014-03-01 10:18:49 AM
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2014-03-01 10:21:26 AM

Jim_Callahan: The adult version (at least in the included pictures) just looks like basically any generic white woman in her 40s.


You've never actually seen generic white women in their 40s, have you? Here's a hint: think stupid haircuts, stupid glasses, 70 extra pounds, and an undeserved sense of entitlement so thick you could cut it with a knife.
 
2014-03-01 10:22:02 AM
Embarrassing? Awkward? I would have dated her in a heartbeat in high school, I think she's adorable.
 
2014-03-01 10:24:57 AM
There's no part of her I wouldn't eat.
 
2014-03-01 10:25:08 AM

Shostie: Ah, sh*t.

There goes that fantasy.


Sorry.

I'd like to have liked to have had an opportunity to jawbone with him as well, as he produced some of my favorite good (and gawdawful) movies. First question: "What in the world were you thinking bringing Mandingo (imdb) to the screen?"

A film which, amidst some amazingly tight competition, stands today as THE most racially insensitive (to put it mildly) movie released by a major studio during the 1970s.

Oh, yeah, back on topic: I'd very much like to "trade recipes" with his granddaughter at any time the opportunity should choose to arise.

And you'd better believe that that's a euphemism, bub.
 
2014-03-01 10:34:40 AM
I'd like to have liked to have had an opportunity to...
 
2014-03-01 10:37:10 AM
Dear god...those knees. Oh, and the ginormous head.

Fine, I'll take one for the team. Send her to me.
 
2014-03-01 10:39:53 AM

Beerguy: I am gonna get this started with my favorite pic.

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Has anyone else noticed that the handle of that oar looks like a giant black penis?
 
2014-03-01 10:47:58 AM
I take a shot every time she says , "perfect!" and "clean!!!"  during her show.
 
2014-03-01 10:56:44 AM
I would take her and have Army of Darkness playing in the background because lulz.
 
2014-03-01 11:08:21 AM

hubiestubert: I had hair in the 80s.


well, i know I feel better about things.

/yes, we know everyone's school pics suck.  Personally I hide from the pics of me in middle school wearing what appears to be flood pants (pants too short, too much ankle on display).
 
2014-03-01 11:14:20 AM
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2014-03-01 11:18:06 AM
You'd be that happy too if you were attractive, rich, and adored by millions of men, if not billions, not to mention coming from a family that bankrolled some of the greatest films ever made(even if they did go bankrupt).

I love enthusiastic women.
 
2014-03-01 11:23:19 AM

rickythepenguin: [cdn2.holytaco.com image 500x408]


Was waiting for this one.
 
2014-03-01 11:23:45 AM

MylesHeartVodak: I miss her first season, where the camera would zoom in at the best moments while she bent over to stir a pot.  She would gleefully lick the mascarpone from her fingers oh so slowly while the cheesy music played softly.

Food porn, indeed.  I always wondered if she was aware of what the camerman was doing, or if was all deliberately planned by everyone to titillate.  They toned it waaaay down after that, and I had no more reason to turn on the channel.

That noggin is enormous.  Her nickname around the intarwebs is "Little Big Head."


According to Rachel Ray her nickname is "blowjob queen". Which is just fine.
 
2014-03-01 11:43:04 AM

ChrisDe: [i.imgur.com image 400x224]


I'd like to show her my teeth,  if you know what I'm saying.. and I think you do
 
2014-03-01 11:48:35 AM

Old Man Winter: According to Rachel Ray her nickname is "blowjob queen". Which is just fine.


Sounds catty. They should make some homemade pudding together and then wrestle in it.
 
2014-03-01 12:17:28 PM
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2014-03-01 12:49:00 PM

bearded clamorer: Her enormous head frightens me.


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Her head, hands and feet all look too big in this picture
 
2014-03-01 01:17:47 PM

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The scene where the kid from Easter Island tries to do a sit-up will break me, every damn time.

/The Critic and carbonated beverages do not mix
 
2014-03-01 01:47:27 PM
The first golden retriever pup I got caught the gaidia.
 
2014-03-01 01:47:28 PM

StrikitRich: There's nothing unflattering about that picture. DailyFail, indeed.


Color correction would have helped.

Slide the magenta back about 20%
 
2014-03-01 02:05:44 PM
So 3" of makeup, growing your hair long & coloring it, and wearing low cut shirts makes a woman more attractive.  Someone call CNN! This could revolutionize everything!
 
2014-03-01 02:31:57 PM
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2014-03-01 04:32:41 PM

Sinbox: Shostie: Ah, sh*t.

There goes that fantasy.

Sorry.

I'd like to have liked to have had an opportunity to jawbone with him as well, as he produced some of my favorite good (and gawdawful) movies. First question: "What in the world were you thinking bringing Mandingo (imdb) to the screen?"

A film which, amidst some amazingly tight competition, stands today as THE most racially insensitive (to put it mildly) movie released by a major studio during the 1970s.

Oh, yeah, back on topic: I'd very much like to "trade recipes" with his granddaughter at any time the opportunity should choose to arise.

And you'd better believe that that's a euphemism, bub.



For what it's worth, you could still ask for a chat with her aunt. She was the one who actually produced Conan the Barbarian.

Dino produced that one more or less by securing the money for it and signing off on the final cut.
 
2014-03-01 04:58:02 PM
It's really not possible to be a nerd when you're from a family that famous and successful, unless you're like the long-lost kid that got put up for adoption so no one knows you're related.
 
2014-03-01 05:29:55 PM
I wonder if having a big head means you give good head?
 
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