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(Christian Science Monitor)   There are Goat Arousal experts?   (csmonitor.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, olfactory system, goats, experts  
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2014-03-01 08:49:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 08:55:07 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-01 09:03:39 AM  
Yes.
 
2014-03-01 09:04:32 AM  
Is this really a hard thing for you to envision, subby?
 
2014-03-01 09:12:22 AM  
I wonder how this would effect fainting goats. When scared they instead become instantly aroused?

"Billy! Don't scare the goats, we been using that pharamone on'em... Oh, too late, Delilah just jumped on Billy! She's ripping his clothes off with her teeth! And... Oh that just ain't right.. Martha! Get the video camera!"
 
2014-03-01 09:12:39 AM  
Strange how this comes up a day or two after an article of a man having sex with a goat was on FARK.
 
2014-03-01 09:13:53 AM  
Hey, consensual relations between a man and his goat is their business.

///Hope he's buying them dinner first
 
2014-03-01 09:14:57 AM  
Of course there are goat arousal experts. They're called Amish Mafia.
 
2014-03-01 09:15:41 AM  

strangeluck: I wonder how this would effect fainting goats. When scared they instead become instantly aroused?

"Billy! Don't scare the goats, we been using that pharamone on'em... Oh, too late, Delilah just jumped on Billy! She's ripping his clothes off with her teeth! And... Oh that just ain't right.. Martha! Get the video camera!"


Now we know why those men could stare a goats and kill them it was excitement overload!
 
2014-03-01 09:15:46 AM  
Yes there are subby. The work out of offices located near the Lemon Party.
 
2014-03-01 09:18:19 AM  
a few of the professionals discussing their...profession

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2014-03-01 09:21:52 AM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-03-01 09:21:53 AM  
Also (just to pile on subby) on a planet with over seven billion people, odds are there is someone doing every imaginable thing.

See Law of Truly Large Numbers for details. It explains a lot, including many Fark headlines.
 
2014-03-01 09:23:06 AM  
Maybe I need to start a goat hair pants business.
 
2014-03-01 09:25:45 AM  
If you really want to get her in the mood, just play some Taylor Swift.
 
2014-03-01 09:27:55 AM  
a0.img.mobypicture.com

There's even cosplay.
 
2014-03-01 09:28:27 AM  
Asked and answered.
www.kingsolver.com
 
2014-03-01 09:32:46 AM  
I wouldn't say "expert"; it's more of a hobby for me.
 
2014-03-01 09:32:56 AM  
I got news for you - it works with female humans as well. Not goat pheromones. But if a woman really likes your scent, she will do damn near anything to get closer to you. Those Axe commercials aren't half wrong on that point.

But most men go overboard on the cologne without stopping to take the time to experiment with which colognes compliment their natural body scent and then taking it easy on the scent once they find a few good ones.
 
2014-03-01 09:36:14 AM  
I'm more of a goat arousal hobbyist.
 
2014-03-01 09:38:00 AM  

Porous Horace: I wouldn't say "expert"; it's more of a hobby for me.


Damn! I tip my cap to you.
 
2014-03-01 09:45:02 AM  
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2014-03-01 09:54:17 AM  

kdawg7736: Strange how this comes up a day or two after an article of a man having sex with a goat was on FARK.


Not strange at all, considering that the frequency with which such articles appear on fark is one in every four days on average.
 
2014-03-01 09:59:40 AM  
Subbys dad is.  I doubt he got lucky just once. It's just not common knowlege to tug on the neck nodes. wait, what?
 
2014-03-01 10:05:40 AM  
They're called Scottish.
 
2014-03-01 10:07:33 AM  
Ions, magnets, and pheromones -- is there any magic they can't do?
 
2014-03-01 10:29:08 AM  
"Goat arousal experts", they exist!  Wasn't it yesterday that we had the article about the guy, who when he was arrested, said the goat "agreed" to have sex with him.  I believe he has been done a great injustice.
 
2014-03-01 10:41:31 AM  

kdawg7736: Strange how this comes up a day or two after an article of a man having sex with a goat was on FARK.


Google's targeted ads are really working.
 
2014-03-01 10:44:34 AM  
They do exist. There`s one named Borat and he can arose two of them at the same time to make liquid explosion.

But seriously, I believe we do the same thing to our cattle in North America and it helps them to produce more milk.
 
2014-03-01 11:19:25 AM  
Men Who Flirt with Goats.
 
2014-03-01 11:22:34 AM  
Who's in the lead, goat farkers or female teachers farking students?
 
2014-03-01 11:31:28 AM  
www.photosjunction.com

What a goat arousal expert may look like.
 
2014-03-01 11:37:20 AM  

pestluvr: [www.photosjunction.com image 516x550]

What a goat arousal expert may look like.


Mmmmm.... Stock Bella.
 
2014-03-01 11:44:15 AM  

Porous Horace: I wouldn't say "expert"; it's more of a hobby for me.


I've always regarded myself as an artist in the field.
 
2014-03-01 11:52:22 AM  
Yes subby, there is a goat arouser. He exists as certainly as lust and too much money and s&m costume play exist and you know that they exist to give your life boundless joy. Alas! How dreary this world would be if there were no goat fluffers. There would be no poetry, to romance to make tolerable this existence.
No goat fellator! Thank God he lives and lives forever. A thousand years for now, subby, nay, ten time ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make swollen the knob of goat.hood
 
2014-03-01 01:43:45 PM  
This far in and no mention of subby's mom?
 
2014-03-01 02:36:58 PM  
Maaah means NO
 
2014-03-01 05:40:10 PM  
Never had sex with a goat, but I have had sex in a Goat...

i59.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-02 01:35:37 AM  

Brick-House: Never had sex with a goat, but I have had sex in a Goat...

[i59.photobucket.com image 700x466]


No, that's not how it's done. Use this picture instead, then you can say it was a RADIOACTIVE Goat:

data3.primeportal.net
 
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