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(New York Daily News)   Man claims he has eaten nothing but cheese pizza for 25 years, may have life expectancy of thirty minutes or less   (nydailynews.com) divider line 1
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2014-03-01 08:46:10 AM  
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25 years spent as a 6-year-old who refuses to eat any pizza but plain cheese.  Anyone who eats a cheese pizza is wasting the potential of the dish.  Surely, out of all the meats, vegetables, herbs and even fruits you can put atop a pizza, everyone can find at least one thing they don't hate.

To each their own if they choose to eat that at home, but anyone who goes to a party and insists on having plain cheese to the exclusion of other choices should just bring one with them.

Actually, scratch that diplomatic comment.  Anyone who eats plain cheese pizza will forever be that weird kid with food allergies or who was so picky their mother caved in and fed them the same three things throughout their entire childhood.  Grow some farking adult tastebuds and learn to appreciate the many amazing and delicious toppings that can be combined on a pizza.  I can guarantee that at least half of the plain cheese eaters do so only out of habit, believing it's all they like despite not having tried anything different since they were 8.  Tastes mature.  Indulge yourselves, babies.
 
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