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(New York Daily News)   Man claims he has eaten nothing but cheese pizza for 25 years, may have life expectancy of thirty minutes or less   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-03-01 02:04:44 PM  

dryknife: What will it say on his Tombstone?


"Carpe diem":  that's latin for "grab your slice of the pie".
 
2014-03-01 02:27:41 PM  
Reality check, please!

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pizza-i21049

% Per slice, number of slices required for 100%

2% of daily potassium, 50 slices
5% of Vitamin A, 25 slices
1% of Vitamin C, 100 slices
7% of Calcium, c. 15 slices
2% of Iron, 50 slices
14% of Sodium
4% of dietary fibre, 25 slices


In short, even if you drank a lot of milk, juice, tea, coffee, etc., you would be deficient in many essential minerals and vitamins if you literally ate only cheese pizza.

Saturated fat AND Sodium 14%, 7 slices
Protein, 7.6 grams,  c. 12 slices for an adult male
 
2014-03-01 07:51:57 PM  
there are a lot of people like this. I'm one of them. It is now classified as an eating disorder in the DSM-5.

It sucks. I hate it.

I thought I was alone in this problem, until I found a group of others like me online.

pickyeatingadults.com
 
2014-03-01 08:47:48 PM  
No matter how insane he is, any man will always find a woman to bang him .

/fellow women, I am disappoint
 
2014-03-02 01:53:00 PM  

brantgoose: In short, even if you drank a lot of milk, juice, tea, coffee, etc., you would be deficient in many essential minerals and vitamins if you literally ate only cheese pizza.


USDA is often 2-10 times what you actually *NEED* though.  Assuming it's not toxic in those amounts, they'd go with the 90% percentile(IE on this amount 90% of people won't get ill from lack of it), then multiply by 2-5 depending on how they're feeling.
 
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