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(Daily Mail)   When a gentleman engages in fisticuffs, he does not drop his champagne   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
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2014-03-01 12:18:44 AM
You'd think a "gentleman" at a white-tie affair would know to hold his glass by the stem so as not to transfer warmth from his hand to his properly chilled beverage of choice.

Bunch of savages around here.
 
2014-03-01 01:14:36 AM

TinyFist: You'd think a "gentleman" at a white-tie affair would know to hold his glass by the stem so as not to transfer warmth from his hand to his properly chilled beverage of choice.

Bunch of savages around here.


A real gentleman would have been drinking whiskey or scotch.  A gulp then bash the bellicose bore in his nose then resume drinking with a fresh tumbler
 
2014-03-01 01:20:43 AM
Kim Kardashian looks more like a Real Doll every day. She's a caricature of herself.
 
2014-03-01 01:25:54 AM
"Fisticuffs"? They weren't having a duel?
 
2014-03-01 01:28:27 AM
Why is he drinking his champagne from neither a flute nor a coupe?

Tcha, "gentleman" indeed.
 
2014-03-01 01:30:26 AM

i.dailymail.co.uk

"Have a taste of this vintage....RIGHT HOOK, scoundrel!"

 
2014-03-01 01:32:14 AM
this story has it all! LMAO hilarious
 
2014-03-01 01:32:32 AM
img.fark.net

Hey, hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here.
 
2014-03-01 01:37:41 AM

TinyFist: You'd think a "gentleman" at a white-tie affair would know to hold his glass by the stem so as not to transfer warmth from his hand to his properly chilled beverage of choice.

Bunch of savages around here.


On the contrary; a gentleman would alter his grip so as to take advantage of the glass bowl's higher center of gravity, so as to prevent his drink from spilling. Following pugilism, he would revert his grip back to the stem.

Were he to hold the stem while engaging in fisticuffs, he would risk a spill.
 
2014-03-01 01:39:23 AM
How did the bald guy end up getting cut like that? Champagne guy's ring, maybe?


i.dailymail.co.uk

I love the expression of the woman in the middle. She seems to be enjoying the ruckus.
 
2014-03-01 01:40:14 AM

fusillade762: How did the bald guy end up getting cut like that? Champagne guy's ring, maybe?


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x517]

I love the expression of the woman in the middle. She seems to be enjoying the ruckus.


There's a camera pointed at her. Likely she didn't even notice the "fisticuffs."
 
2014-03-01 01:43:39 AM

lostcat: Why is he drinking his champagne from neither a flute nor a coupe?

Tcha, "gentleman" indeed.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne_stemware#White_wine_tulip_gla ss

Champagne is a white wine. Therefore, it can be served in a white wine glass. In fact, the champagne flute is a form of white wine glass.

Clearly, you are less of a gentleman than the man in the photograph; he is quite clearly holding a white wine glass..
 
2014-03-01 01:47:06 AM
Heard right before the fight:

"The champagne's NOT Korbel!"
 
2014-03-01 01:54:24 AM
Ah Vienna, the original White Trash social capitol
 
2014-03-01 01:55:41 AM
www.tigriffith.com
 
2014-03-01 01:56:30 AM

The_Sponge: Heard right before the fight:

"The champagne's NOT Korbel!"


Or maybe, "I told you, you old fart, if it isn't from the Champagne region of France then it's not champagne!"
 
2014-03-01 01:58:46 AM

zerkalo: Ah Vienna, the original White Trash social capitol



Of course....they gave us the "cuisine" known as Vienna sausages.
 
2014-03-01 02:00:57 AM

walktoanarcade: [www.tigriffith.com image 504x375]



Thanks to him, I was once inspired to try Schom-pan-ya mixed with Red Bull.

/Was actually sparking wine (Domaine Ste. Michelle) mixed with Red Bull.
//F*ck it....it was during New Year's Eve in Vegas, and cover charge including free drinks from 10PM till midnight.
 
2014-03-01 02:05:33 AM

The_Sponge: walktoanarcade: [www.tigriffith.com image 504x375]


Thanks to him, I was once inspired to try Schom-pan-ya mixed with Red Bull.

/Was actually sparking wine (Domaine Ste. Michelle) mixed with Red Bull.
//F*ck it....it was during New Year's Eve in Vegas, and cover charge including free drinks from 10PM till midnight.


*sigh* those were the days...(can relate slightly)

/love your transliteration
 
2014-03-01 02:14:06 AM

jbone: lostcat: Clearly, you are less of a gentleman than the man in the photograph.


Oh crap.

Who needs a second?  And where shall the duel be held?  lostcat, I believe the choice of weapons is yours.
 
2014-03-01 02:18:02 AM
We're all missing the bigger story here.

FTA Headline: White tie-clad gents trade punches at Vienna's premier social event, attended by Kim Kardashian

America's social climbers have reached the uppermost tier!

/That, and culture is clearly breathing its last.
 
2014-03-01 02:22:24 AM

brimed03: We're all missing the bigger story here.

FTA Headline: White tie-clad gents trade punches at Vienna's premier social event, attended by Kim Kardashian

America's social climbers have reached the uppermost tier!

/That, and culture is clearly breathing its last.


She was paid half a million to attend as well. supposedly.


It is a farked up world we live in when a washed up reality actor with no other discernable talent or redeeming quality makes six figures just for showing up for a night.
 
2014-03-01 02:23:42 AM
A real gentleman takes the dishes out of the sink BEFORE he pees in it!
 
2014-03-01 02:30:50 AM

brimed03: We're all missing the bigger story here.

FTA Headline: White tie-clad gents trade punches at Vienna's premier social event, attended by Kim Kardashian

America's social climbers have reached the uppermost tier!

/That, and culture is clearly breathing its last.


She was a paid trophy guest, brought by a billionaire who brings one every year. In 2010, it was supposed to be Lindsay Lohan, but she missed her flight. Obviously a guy with high standards.

Kim Kardashian was also at the event after Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner paid her an alleged $500,000 to attend
But she stormed out of the party after white usher 'with a blackened face' mocked her fiance Kanye West
Lugner also slammed Miss Kardashian for refusing to dance with him and branded her 'annoying'


Really? Who'da guessed?
 
2014-03-01 02:31:44 AM
That was a classy soiree. Leave it to Vienna to know how to fancy up those little sausages.
files.myopera.com4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-01 02:37:41 AM

The shindig was billed as "high class"
Dom P and pinot by the glass.
Instead, for the night,
There was a fop fight-
And sightings of Fräulein DAT ASS.

 
2014-03-01 02:57:47 AM
Vienna's State Opera Ball is noted in high society for its host's exquisite taste that captivates his guests.

The altercation rather took the gloss off what was meant to be Kim Kardashian's night, who was allegedly paid $500,000 by an 83-year-old billionaire to be his date for the evening.


Yeah, I definitely have to disagree.
But...

...but she stormed out of the party anyway after an usher reportedly insulted her fiance, Kanye West.

img.fark.net
Seriously though, who the fark invites human trash like a Kardashian to some European fancy society thing? The man is insane.

 
 
2014-03-01 02:58:45 AM

The_Sponge: Heard right before the fight:

"The champagne's NOT Korbel!"


F*CK THAT SH*T! PABST BLUE RIBBON COLD DUCK!
 
2014-03-01 02:59:13 AM
www.fightersgeneration.com
/"Let's fight, like gentlemen!"
 
2014-03-01 03:00:00 AM
Here's champagne for our friends, and real pain for our enemies!
 
2014-03-01 03:20:09 AM

Smeggy Smurf: TinyFist: You'd think a "gentleman" at a white-tie affair would know to hold his glass by the stem so as not to transfer warmth from his hand to his properly chilled beverage of choice.

Bunch of savages around here.

A real gentleman would have been drinking whiskey or scotch.  A gulp then bash the bellicose bore in his nose then resume drinking with a fresh tumbler


Not bad. A roughneck could do the same thing with beer. Finish the bottle, wallop the lout, get new beer.
 
2014-03-01 03:22:26 AM

zerkalo: Here's champagne for our friends, and real pain for our enemies!

Champagne for our real friend; Real pain for our sham friends

(otherwise you kind of miss the joke)
 
2014-03-01 03:27:48 AM
I'm still astounded at the poor sap who dropped half a mill for the Kardash-a-whatever chick, and she doesn't even dance with him. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute.
 
2014-03-01 03:30:19 AM

gwowen: zerkalo: Here's champagne for our friends, and real pain for our enemies!Champagne for our real friend; Real pain for our sham friends

(otherwise you kind of miss the joke)


*hic* Cheers!
 
2014-03-01 03:42:46 AM

gerbilpox: brimed03: We're all missing the bigger story here.

FTA Headline: White tie-clad gents trade punches at Vienna's premier social event, attended by Kim Kardashian

America's social climbers have reached the uppermost tier!

/That, and culture is clearly breathing its last.

She was a paid trophy guest, brought by a billionaire who brings one every year. In 2010, it was supposed to be Lindsay Lohan, but she missed her flight. Obviously a guy with high standards.

Kim Kardashian was also at the event after Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner paid her an alleged $500,000 to attend
But she stormed out of the party after white usher 'with a blackened face' mocked her fiance Kanye West
Lugner also slammed Miss Kardashian for refusing to dance with him and branded her 'annoying'

Really? Who'da guessed?



For half a mil she better blow the old codger and be able to get the wrinkles out of his balls.

/all apologizes to Kanye
//you married a whore brah
 
2014-03-01 03:43:44 AM
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2014-03-01 03:58:52 AM
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2014-03-01 04:03:12 AM

jbone: lostcat: Why is he drinking his champagne from neither a flute nor a coupe?

Tcha, "gentleman" indeed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne_stemware#White_wine_tulip_gla ss

Champagne is a white wine. Therefore, it can be served in a white wine glass. In fact, the champagne flute is a form of white wine glass.

Clearly, you are less of a gentleman than the man in the photograph; he is quite clearly holding a white wine glass..


Who on Earth would server champagne in a white-wine belly glass at a ball? I think, good sir, you really need to consider the venue.

Clearly the aggressor was drinking white wine, not champagne.

Perhaps if you had attended more balls in your time, you would know of which you speak.
 
2014-03-01 04:57:55 AM
Trashy  whore
 
2014-03-01 05:10:51 AM
You know who else got his balls kicked in Vienna?
 
2014-03-01 05:39:52 AM
Oh Vienna
 
2014-03-01 05:50:39 AM
Real gentlemen consider before a fight...
i.dailymail.co.uk
They consider "Where shall I hit you?"
 
2014-03-01 05:50:46 AM

Cormee: Oh Vienna


This. Means nothing to me.
 
2014-03-01 06:47:24 AM

tripleseven: brimed03: We're all missing the bigger story here.

FTA Headline: White tie-clad gents trade punches at Vienna's premier social event, attended by Kim Kardashian

America's social climbers have reached the uppermost tier!

/That, and culture is clearly breathing its last.

She was paid half a million to attend as well. supposedly.


It is a farked up world we live in when a washed up reality actor with no other discernable talent or redeeming quality makes six figures just for showing up for a night.


Her pimpin' mother is to blame for this, and WTF was she thinking with that dress?
I saw all this already on the Fail.

jbone: TinyFist: You'd think a "gentleman" at a white-tie affair would know to hold his glass by the stem so as not to transfer warmth from his hand to his properly chilled beverage of choice.

Bunch of savages around here.

On the contrary; a gentleman would alter his grip so as to take advantage of the glass bowl's higher center of gravity, so as to prevent his drink from spilling. Following pugilism, he would revert his grip back to the stem.

Were he to hold the stem while engaging in fisticuffs, he would risk a spill.


This.
I was impressed by his dexterity and balance.
Also, it looks like white wine and not champagne.
 
2014-03-01 06:48:52 AM
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2014-03-01 06:58:17 AM
White people problems.
 
2014-03-01 07:11:12 AM
So what are the rules on impersonating black people? That's okay, right? It's not generic blackface, which is bad. He dressed up as Kanye, so it seems to me it should be okay, but the article calls it blackface, which i'm not sure it is. I want clarification.
 
2014-03-01 07:26:51 AM
Also seen at the affair...
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-01 07:44:12 AM

dready zim: Real gentlemen consider before a fight...

They consider "Where shall I hit you?"


Man! That pic is so begging to be captioned:

"Snake Style vs. Monkey's Paw"
 
2014-03-01 07:48:36 AM
That she-person was paid $500,000 to attend the opera?!  JCA!  Why?
 
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