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(Gawker)   Snot Necessarily the News   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Miley Cyrus, KTVU  
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3221 clicks; posted to Video » on 01 Mar 2014 at 3:22 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-01 04:05:28 AM  
"Newscaster Swallows Rope of Her Own Snot on Live TV"

Hmm..Nope. There are certain things I'm not stupid enough to put in my brain.
2014-03-01 05:01:04 AM  
I was hoping for hilarity, Texas sneeze style, and got everyday drainage.

I still have elder scrolls online keys to give away for this weeked

/im not advertising I just dont want to waste them
2014-03-01 05:40:44 AM  
That's snot funny.
2014-03-01 07:40:59 AM  
Well, at least she wasn't mining any sniglets.

/I miss that show so much.
2014-03-01 07:59:36 AM  
I'd fark her. I'd fark her right in the pussy.
2014-03-01 08:59:46 AM  
When this happens, on live tv, better go balls out. Take a finger, twirl it around it, and suck it dry. Then take your pinky to make sure both holes are empty, and if snot, clean it with your tongue.

Advice by your resident Troll.
2014-03-01 09:28:00 AM  
If my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you
I'd buy you a Cadillac, a new Mercedes too
I'd build you a mansion upon that mountaintop
If my nose was running money, but honey, it's snot!
2014-03-01 11:03:13 AM  
The good news is: she swallows.
2014-03-01 12:00:58 PM  
I doubt thats the only bodily fluid she's ever had to swallow to stay on the air.
2014-03-01 04:42:46 PM  
Wow, I'm in LOVE!
2014-03-01 06:59:39 PM  
I chose not to watch that.
2014-03-02 09:07:23 AM  
I'll take twerking over snot eating
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