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(The Consumerist)   Apple unveils a terrifying statue of future Steve Jobs returning from some terrifying technological future   (consumerist.com) divider line 30
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2014-02-28 09:14:12 PM
I often wonder what 1984 Steve Jobs would have thought of 2011 Steve Jobs.
 
2014-02-28 09:25:59 PM

PirateKing: I often wonder what 1984 Steve Jobs would have thought of 2011 Steve Jobs.


"Holy crap, I make HOW much money?!"
 
2014-02-28 09:26:04 PM
Penis on a penis. Somehow, that fits Apple's image.
 
2014-02-28 09:26:05 PM

PirateKing: I often wonder what 1984 Steve Jobs would have thought of 2011 Steve Jobs.


Probably would have thought he was too lenient and easy going.
 
2014-02-28 09:29:45 PM
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2014-02-28 09:30:47 PM
When I die, I implore humanity to not memorialize me in a statue that is a cross of Han Solo in carbonite, a Salvador Dali-esque lizard monster shiatting out something, a T-Rex with the requisite tiny arms and a pewter D&D trinket of an enchanted figurine depicting a mine-work-encrusted dwarf.

Or do. That sounds great actually.
 
2014-02-28 09:33:38 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-28 09:40:49 PM
So, from next Tuesday morning, then?
 
2014-02-28 09:45:00 PM
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-28 09:48:47 PM

PirateKing: I often wonder what 1984 Steve Jobs would have thought of 2011 Steve Jobs.


They would have both thought that the other was an asshole.
 
2014-02-28 10:10:42 PM
I once encountered this statue of Steve Canyon in a Colorado town. Pretty much the same thing.
 
2014-02-28 10:11:33 PM
Dammit, FARK stripped off the image.
 
2014-02-28 10:12:21 PM
That's terrifying.
 
2014-02-28 10:14:21 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

There, dammit.
 
2014-02-28 10:30:45 PM
As I said elsewhere, they could install a sculpture of a screaming Steve Jobs head on a mass of writhing tentacles 30 feet high that terrified the shiat out of everyone who looked at it, and the Jobs Apologists would claim it represents his hands and inventions reaching into every aspect of our modern lives.
 
2014-02-28 10:30:59 PM
regmedia.co.uk
 
2014-02-28 10:50:16 PM
Should have rounded the corners.

Someone should make a mosaic portrait entirely from broken iPhone glass.
 
2014-02-28 11:16:26 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: PirateKing: I often wonder what 1984 Steve Jobs would have thought of 2011 Steve Jobs.

They would have both thought that the other was an asshole.


And they both would have been right.
 
2014-02-28 11:27:03 PM
Pez dispenser
 
2014-02-28 11:28:18 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: Pez dispenser


iPez
 
2014-02-28 11:51:13 PM

AdamK: [www.reactiongifs.com image 196x181]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-01 03:41:12 AM

wildcardjack: Should have rounded the corners.

Henry Moore has a patent on that, and will sue them in East Texas
 
2014-03-01 06:30:25 AM
For some reason, I suddenly feel the urge to watch Hellraiser III.
 
2014-03-01 07:40:42 AM
www.megabearsfan.net

/ hot like molten steel.
 
2014-03-01 09:26:54 AM
i885.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-01 02:35:10 PM
Modified Wooden metal toilet roll holder... wow, just wow...
 
2014-03-01 06:53:43 PM
You said terrifying twice.
 
2014-03-01 07:07:26 PM
But Apple is totally not a cult, guys
 
2014-03-02 12:13:16 AM
Why didn't they just recycle this statue?:

campusbasement.com
 
2014-03-02 04:45:04 AM
img.fark.net
 
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