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(Daily Star)   Human Barbie stops eating and drinking, now lives off light and air... well, that and delusion   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 163
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2014-02-28 07:11:05 PM  
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2014-02-28 07:21:25 PM  
<shrug>  OK.  Self-determination.  Let her.  I bet she "discovers" a new "spirituality" before too very long.
 
2014-02-28 07:27:24 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  OK.  Self-determination.  Let her.  I bet she "discovers" a new "spirituality" before too very long.


Not eating is a well established spiritual path. It's one of the oldest. She'll be fine.

i57.photobucket.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-28 07:55:28 PM  
Wow.  I do not know how I would react if I met this young lady.  So bizarre - as if her whole existence is a dissociative experience, or derealization.

If a person were to do the same things to themselves, but also be, hm, a true rocket scientist, I would feel conflicted.  In the human Barbie's case, something is clearly wrong.

There was an article about six months ago about a Korean girl that walked around her apartment all day in swimsuits, posing next to things.  I wish I could link to that, maybe someone can help?

In the cases of these human dolls, it seems that the need for adoration or special care is high.  Doing these kinds of things is a strong signal that an individual wants (and needs) help, although the individual may not be aware.

So, would you hit it?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-28 08:01:08 PM  
GIS for "Valeria Lukyanova"

Safe for work, as far as I can tell, but the results are super weird.  Also, she has a "twin."

GIS for "Anastasia Shpagina" - the twin, also super duper weird.
 
2014-02-28 08:05:32 PM  
Well... bye
 
2014-02-28 08:22:19 PM  
"The 23-year-old Ukrainian model appears to have become thinner and thinner since reaching online stardom in 2012."

Jeebus, Crimea river.
 
2014-02-28 08:23:26 PM  
Stop with the fad dieting.
 
2014-02-28 08:23:59 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-28 08:24:19 PM  

433: Wow.  I do not know how I would react if I met this young lady.  So bizarre - as if her whole existence is a dissociative experience, or derealization.

If a person were to do the same things to themselves, but also be, hm, a true rocket scientist, I would feel conflicted.  In the human Barbie's case, something is clearly wrong.

There was an article about six months ago about a Korean girl that walked around her apartment all day in swimsuits, posing next to things.  I wish I could link to that, maybe someone can help?

In the cases of these human dolls, it seems that the need for adoration or special care is high.  Doing these kinds of things is a strong signal that an individual wants (and needs) help, although the individual may not be aware.

So, would you hit it?


Yup. Like GI Joe stomping on Cobra.
 
2014-02-28 08:25:57 PM  
The highly controversial model has declared before that she does not believe she is from this planet.
She has also said she can speak with aliens and has had out-of-body experiences, which could be delusion brought on by malnutrition.
Other reports say she has tried to become brainless and ditzy like a real doll using hypnotherapy.


Not to defend this particular ditz, but the Barbie-wannabe who is using hypnotherapy to become even more brainless is an entirely different ditz. In fact, she's linked in TFA's "related articles" sidebar.
 
2014-02-28 08:26:44 PM  

433: Wow.  I do not know how I would react if I met this young lady.  So bizarre - as if her whole existence is a dissociative experience, or derealization.

If a person were to do the same things to themselves, but also be, hm, a true rocket scientist, I would feel conflicted.  In the human Barbie's case, something is clearly wrong.

There was an article about six months ago about a Korean girl that walked around her apartment all day in swimsuits, posing next to things.  I wish I could link to that, maybe someone can help?

In the cases of these human dolls, it seems that the need for adoration or special care is high.  Doing these kinds of things is a strong signal that an individual wants (and needs) help, although the individual may not be aware.

So, would you hit it?


Yes.  Yes I would.
 
2014-02-28 08:26:51 PM  
Breatharianism - a cult that says humans can live solely off light and air.

This sounds like a trap invented by the Darwin Awards folks.
 
2014-02-28 08:27:18 PM  
This will not end well. Someone needs to get her some Miracle-Gro, or she'll probably get yellowed leaves from nitrogen deficiency.
 
2014-02-28 08:27:27 PM  

433: Wow.  I do not know how I would react if I met this young lady.  So bizarre - as if her whole existence is a dissociative experience, or derealization.

If a person were to do the same things to themselves, but also be, hm, a true rocket scientist, I would feel conflicted.  In the human Barbie's case, something is clearly wrong.

There was an article about six months ago about a Korean girl that walked around her apartment all day in swimsuits, posing next to things.  I wish I could link to that, maybe someone can help?

In the cases of these human dolls, it seems that the need for adoration or special care is high.  Doing these kinds of things is a strong signal that an individual wants (and needs) help, although the individual may not be aware.

So, would you hit it?


I would endeavour not to break it.
 
2014-02-28 08:28:02 PM  
FTFA: "She has also said she can speak with aliens and has had out-of-body experiences, which could be delusion brought on by malnutrition."

You don't say.
 
2014-02-28 08:28:08 PM  
Isn't this the chick who Ryan Gosling banged?
 
2014-02-28 08:28:19 PM  
Good luck with that. Yeesh.
 
2014-02-28 08:29:42 PM  
Breatharianism, I thought so.  It's one of those things you'd laugh at if you encountered it in a work of fiction.

"In the '5D Q&A' section of his website Brooks claims that cows are fifth-dimensional (or higher) beings that help mankind achieve fifth-dimensional status by converting three-dimensional food to five-dimensional food (beef). In the 'Question and Answer' section of his website, Brooks explains that the 'Double Quarter-Pounder with Cheese' meal from McDonald's possesses a special 'base frequency' and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians.... Brooks states that he may be contacted on his fifth-dimensional phone in order to get the correct pronunciation of the five magic words.  In case the line is busy, prospective recruits are asked to meditate on the five magic words for a few minutes, and then try calling again."
 
2014-02-28 08:30:03 PM  

doglover: Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  OK.  Self-determination.  Let her.  I bet she "discovers" a new "spirituality" before too very long.

Not eating is a well established spiritual path. It's one of the oldest. She'll be fine.

[i57.photobucket.com image 420x643]


Just ask Karen Carpenter! She's so beautiful today.
 
2014-02-28 08:32:08 PM  
Lets hope she succeeds and dies quickly so we never have to see or hear about this revolting trash again.
 
2014-02-28 08:32:16 PM  

doglover: Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  OK.  Self-determination.  Let her.  I bet she "discovers" a new "spirituality" before too very long.

Not eating is a well established spiritual path. It's one of the oldest. She'll be fine.

[i57.photobucket.com image 420x643]


Fine on her way to becoming a spirit.
 
2014-02-28 08:32:34 PM  
Well, she sounds healthy in both mind and body.
 
2014-02-28 08:32:44 PM  
Wow! She truly is a Barbie doll. There's nothing in that head of hers.
 
2014-02-28 08:33:07 PM  
Should we just plasticize her now?  She can be a Real Real Doll then...  I'm sure some Japanese business man would buy her...
 
2014-02-28 08:33:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: doglover: Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  OK.  Self-determination.  Let her.  I bet she "discovers" a new "spirituality" before too very long.

Not eating is a well established spiritual path. It's one of the oldest. She'll be fine.

[i57.photobucket.com image 420x643]

Just ask Karen Carpenter! She's so beautiful today.


Well, she certainly hasn't aged a day
 
2014-02-28 08:33:13 PM  
This person is mentally ill and has a severe eating disorder.  Sadly, she is no crazier than some urine-soaked homeless guy who talk to himself, but among decent folk, it's considered tacky and inhumane to gawp and make jokes about him.  Just saying.
 
2014-02-28 08:33:49 PM  

433: So, would you hit it?


I would void the hell out of the factory warranty
 
2014-02-28 08:34:02 PM  
First of all, she doesn't remotely look like Barbie. She's all anime' up in the face and Barbie never had such a rack. This gal is just run of the mill, woman crazy. Hers just shows from a distance.
 
2014-02-28 08:34:04 PM  
Well that's fine if you're a member of the vegetable kingdom.
 
2014-02-28 08:35:42 PM  
 
2014-02-28 08:36:51 PM  

Kensey: Breatharianism, I thought so.  It's one of those things you'd laugh at if you encountered it in a work of fiction.

"In the '5D Q&A' section of his website Brooks claims that cows are fifth-dimensional (or higher) beings that help mankind achieve fifth-dimensional status by converting three-dimensional food to five-dimensional food (beef). In the 'Question and Answer' section of his website, Brooks explains that the 'Double Quarter-Pounder with Cheese' meal from McDonald's possesses a special 'base frequency' and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians.... Brooks states that he may be contacted on his fifth-dimensional phone in order to get the correct pronunciation of the five magic words.  In case the line is busy, prospective recruits are asked to meditate on the five magic words for a few minutes, and then try calling again."


And people take this guy seriously?  This is almost beyond Poe's Law.
 
2014-02-28 08:37:05 PM  
White people problems.
 
2014-02-28 08:37:33 PM  

hardinparamedic: doglover: Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  OK.  Self-determination.  Let her.  I bet she "discovers" a new "spirituality" before too very long.

Not eating is a well established spiritual path. It's one of the oldest. She'll be fine.

[i57.photobucket.com image 420x643]

Just ask Karen Carpenter! She's so beautiful  thin today.


FTFY


/aisle seat
 
2014-02-28 08:38:30 PM  
Ah, Breatharianism! Like every other attempt, this will only end in tears and Twinkies.
 
2014-02-28 08:38:38 PM  

No Such Agency: This person is mentally ill and has a severe eating disorder.  Sadly, she is no crazier than some urine-soaked homeless guy who talk to himself, but among decent folk, it's considered tacky and inhumane to gawp and make jokes about him.  Just saying.


You perhaps need to find a gentler and kinder Canadian version of Fark.
 
2014-02-28 08:40:28 PM  
Well, sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe...
 
2014-02-28 08:42:08 PM  
Russian, of course.
 
2014-02-28 08:42:28 PM  

433: Wow.  I do not know how I would react if I met this young lady.  So bizarre - as if her whole existence is a dissociative experience, or derealization.

If a person were to do the same things to themselves, but also be, hm, a true rocket scientist, I would feel conflicted.  In the human Barbie's case, something is clearly wrong.

There was an article about six months ago about a Korean girl that walked around her apartment all day in swimsuits, posing next to things.  I wish I could link to that, maybe someone can help?

In the cases of these human dolls, it seems that the need for adoration or special care is high.  Doing these kinds of things is a strong signal that an individual wants (and needs) help, although the individual may not be aware.

So, would you hit it?


Yep.  I'd hit it just so I could see my weener prodding the inside of her tummy like a hatching Alien.
 
2014-02-28 08:42:51 PM  

theflatline: You perhaps need to find a gentler and kinder Canadian version of Fark.


I did once but it was all "rarr my dog got sick because Stephen Harper!!11!one!", which, while likely true, gets old after a while.
 
2014-02-28 08:44:04 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2014-02-28 08:44:23 PM  
Shenanigans. Barbies don't poop!
 
2014-02-28 08:46:16 PM  
I wonder if she removed her nipples and sealed off her vagina and butthole?

/fap
 
2014-02-28 08:46:35 PM  

No Such Agency: Sadly, she is no crazier than some urine-soaked homeless guy who talk to himself, but among decent folk, it's considered tacky and inhumane to gawp and make jokes about him.


Urine-soaked homeless guys generally don't run to the newspaper to brag about their latest piss stain.

The woman in TFA intentionally made herself a public figure, so she's being treated as one.
 
2014-02-28 08:47:37 PM  

433: So, would you hit it?


I'm torn.  My primal male brain looks at the boobs and exaggerated hip-waist ratio and thinks "want", but then I look at that same eerily thin waist and absolutely bizarre doll-face and am totally creeped out.


Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I would void the hell out of the factory warranty


I LOL'd XD
 
2014-02-28 08:47:40 PM  
Oh look. It's this attention whore again
 
2014-02-28 08:47:51 PM  
She has been living deluded a long time.
 
2014-02-28 08:48:18 PM  

No Such Agency: This person is mentally ill and has a severe eating disorder.  Sadly, she is no crazier than some urine-soaked homeless guy who talk to himself, but among decent folk, it's considered tacky and inhumane to gawp and make jokes about him.  Just saying.


We do that around here all the.....Oh. DECENT folks, right. Never mind.
 
2014-02-28 08:48:50 PM  

fusillade762: Kensey: Breatharianism, I thought so.  It's one of those things you'd laugh at if you encountered it in a work of fiction.

"In the '5D Q&A' section of his website Brooks claims that cows are fifth-dimensional (or higher) beings that help mankind achieve fifth-dimensional status by converting three-dimensional food to five-dimensional food (beef). In the 'Question and Answer' section of his website, Brooks explains that the 'Double Quarter-Pounder with Cheese' meal from McDonald's possesses a special 'base frequency' and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians.... Brooks states that he may be contacted on his fifth-dimensional phone in order to get the correct pronunciation of the five magic words.  In case the line is busy, prospective recruits are asked to meditate on the five magic words for a few minutes, and then try calling again."

And people take this guy seriously?  This is almost beyond Poe's Law.


I even left out the part about Diet Coke being "liquid light".

But come on man, we live in a world where Jenny McCarthy has done a turn as a medical advice guru and the Ramtha School of Enlightenment is a real thing that makes money.

What does the future hold?  I'm reminded of the religious conference attended by Spider Jerusalem in the City...
 
2014-02-28 08:49:45 PM  
Fake article about 'shopped photos.

The woman in the photos apparently looks quite normal in unaltered photos. The 'doll' images are all manipulated for fun (and profit?).
 
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