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(WCVB Boston)   'Sir, why were you speeding?" "I just won $50,000 from the lottery"   ( divider line
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5737 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2014 at 4:47 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-28 04:52:06 PM  
6 votes:
I usually tell the officer I have to use the bathroom.

Then, when he asks for my license, I reach into my pants, pull out a wet log of poo and slap it into his open palm.

I can usually drive away at that point and get out of sight before the officer can manage to pursue.
2014-02-28 09:06:12 PM  
2 votes:

MrSplifferton: I had just bought some cleaning supplies when I got pulled over for speeding.  He saw a mob, broom, and a bucket and asked me if I was a janitor.

I said 'Yes, officer, and I have a wife and kids, and I hardly make any money, a speeding ticket would be devastating to me.'

He let me go with a warning.

/I'm not really a janitor

I am thinking it was more the mob he saw that made him let you go.
2014-02-28 05:09:47 PM  
2 votes:

Okieboy: He's lucky that cop didn't confiscate that $25,000 ticket, turn in the $10,000 ticket to evidence, then the kid gets back a badly drawn copy in crayon of a winning ticket.....

/or does that only apply to cash/drugs?

The street value of the ticket over $12,000,000.
2014-02-28 06:37:23 PM  
1 vote:
/the new GF
2014-02-28 05:38:53 PM  
1 vote:
The cop didn't just beat him dead on the side of the road and make off with the ticket?

Luck like that dude should probably go buy a lotto ticket.
2014-02-28 05:04:38 PM  
1 vote:
The cop is doing it wrong.  Protocol says to taser the guy and steal the ticket.
2014-02-28 04:55:09 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta be careful telling a cop that you just won the lottery. He'll confiscate your ticket as evidence of drug sales activity. Not like you have a receipt for the item.
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