MrBigglesworth: $35500 after taxes.I should know, I won a $10k scratcher in my time.
FarkingReading: I usually tell the officer I have to use the bathroom.Then, when he asks for my license, I reach into my pants, pull out a wet log of poo and slap it into his open palm.I can usually drive away at that point and get out of sight before the officer can manage to pursue.
Okieboy: He's lucky that cop didn't confiscate that $25,000 ticket, turn in the $10,000 ticket to evidence, then the kid gets back a badly drawn copy in crayon of a winning ticket...../or does that only apply to cash/drugs?
dj_spanmaster: Jesus, what an asshole. Screw that guy.
JayCab: Gotta be careful telling a cop that you just won the lottery. He'll confiscate your ticket as evidence of drug sales activity. Not like you have a receipt for the item.
LograyX: MrBigglesworth: $35500 after taxes.I should know, I won a $10k scratcher in my time.Still trading $2 for $35500 is a pretty good deal.
Enemabag Jones: There is no paper record of the ticket being yours. I guess he never had a bad experience with the police.
VTGremlin: Enemabag Jones: There is no paper record of the ticket being yours. I guess he never had a bad experience with the police.You mean like most other people in the country?
MrSplifferton: I had just bought some cleaning supplies when I got pulled over for speeding. He saw a mob, broom, and a bucket and asked me if I was a janitor.I said 'Yes, officer, and I have a wife and kids, and I hardly make any money, a speeding ticket would be devastating to me.'He let me go with a warning./I'm not really a janitor
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