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(CNSNews)   Planned Parenthood decides they aren't performing enough abortions, comes up with new plan on how to get more women involved   (cnsnews.com ) divider line 30
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2014-02-28 02:31:12 PM  
8 votes:
FTFA: CNSNews.com also contacted all the members of the New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont congressional delegations and asked them whether they thought it was appropriate for a federally funded organization to produce a video promoting bondage and sadomasochism to teens.

Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) was the only member of Congress to reply.


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"Well, it was my first scene, so I was a little nervous, but I have to give credit to the director, who walked me through EVERYTHING..."

2014-02-28 02:54:53 PM  
7 votes:
I'm sure there are a lot of women setting down their worn-out Fifty Shades of Gray paperbacks to clutch their pearls.
2014-02-28 04:46:08 PM  
4 votes:
I don't know about you, but the world would have been a whole lot less terrifying, if someone had taken the time to prepare me for the discovery that furies are real.
2014-02-28 04:13:48 PM  
4 votes:
This is a farking joke! These are my tax dollars at work and they only teach SSC?

What about RACK? What about No Boundary TPE? I'm sorry Planned Parenthood, but YKINMK so fark off!
There are countless ways to experience and enjoy BDSM and after over 20 years I STILL haven't learned them all.
This is some watered-down Hot Topic Twilight bullshiat version and we wonder why our kids grow up pansies. It's like showing me one painting of a squiggle on a blank canvas and saying ALL abstract art looks like this.


This is what happens to a beautiful thing when it turns mainstream and somebody writes farking novels about it.

Give me 3 hours in my playroom with that squeeky voiced tart and I'd teach her a thing or twelve.
2014-02-28 02:20:14 PM  
4 votes:

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Hey wait, it's Planned Parenthood! I don't have to fap, I can find a real chick that's on birth control!
2014-02-28 04:15:13 PM  
3 votes:
Pol Pot killed millions of Cambodians.

There. I've just promoted genocide.
2014-02-28 04:09:50 PM  
3 votes:
In other news, CNSnews supports BDSM sex to teenagers by pointing out where they can get BDSM education.
2014-02-28 03:53:02 PM  
3 votes:
Here's the new facility. Props to The Onion:
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2014-02-28 03:49:57 PM  
3 votes:

lockers: CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.

Lulz


That's like saying I don't accept sexual favors from Scarlett Johansson. While technically true...
2014-02-28 04:15:13 PM  
2 votes:
After the abomination that is "50 Shades" real education in S&M is necessary before someone loses an eye.
2014-02-28 04:05:35 PM  
2 votes:

Farking Canuck: People who are against giving young people honest, clear answers are scum of the earth who should burn forever in their fictional hell.


Understanding, coexistence, rational debate, tolerance, how do they work?
2014-02-28 04:05:01 PM  
2 votes:
geek_mars:
If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.

Unless it's educating kids about proper gun use/safety.
2014-03-01 06:08:23 AM  
1 vote:

Agent Nick Fury: Neondistraction: geek_mars: when Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!) educated our nation's young people about the dangers of drugs, she wasn't promoting drug abuse.

Well, she wasn't intentionally promoting drug use, however statistics show that the whole D.A.R.E campaign (Just say no! was it's rallying cry) was a total failure and in many instances may have actually encouraged teenagers to try drugs.

Not that it has any bearing on this story.  I just can't help but point out, at every opportunity, what an abject failure our 'war on drugs' has been in every measurable way.

How is LBJ's War on Poverty working out?

You should point that out at every opportunity, too.


I get confused, because usually there are no poor people in America, just lazy bums who stuff their fat faces on our tax dollars. When this "War on Poverty" comes up though, all of a sudden there are poor people suffering terribly all over because this "War" was such a disaster.
2014-03-01 12:50:34 AM  
1 vote:

AugieDoggyDaddy: I don't know anything about BDSM, except that I personally find it creepy.  So I guess that any info I might provide to my nephews or niece would be "inaccurate".


Yes, that is exactly how intelligent people would describe the "knowledge" passed on by a person who knows nothing of which they speak.

Do you have any more stupid-bombs to drop on this thread or do you need just a little more attention before beddy-bye?
2014-02-28 07:01:55 PM  
1 vote:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Planned Parenthood does abortions?

Thought they just did testing and handing out contraceptives.


Yeah. You'd think a better name would be Planned Unparenthood.

/amirite?
2014-02-28 04:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

Sid_the_sadist: Was it because I called their "educational" video bullshiat because it barely scratched the surface of the topic


Planned parenthood is not going to feature your twisted anal branding, fellatio slave box and breast skewering obsessions in a basic level sex ed video for teens, sorry.  Anyone who makes it so far down the rabbit hole that they even understand the acronyms you use probably knows exactly what they're getting themselves into.
2014-02-28 04:55:03 PM  
1 vote:

geek_mars: FTFA: CNSNews.com called PPNNE president and CEO Meagan Gallagher and Dr. Donna Burkett, the group's medical director, numerous times over the course of three days to ask why the group thought it was appropriate for a tax-funded organization to promote bondage and sadomasochism to teenagers. A staff member later confirmed that Gallagher received the messages.

If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.
When my history teacher educated me about the Holocaust, he wasn't promoting the idea of committing genocide, and when Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!) educated our nation's young people about the dangers of drugs, she wasn't promoting drug abuse.


Says you. Anyway, I'm more concerned about these "CNSNews" people who are telling teens where to find videos on BDSM:
The "For Teens" page also includes a tab leading directly to the PPNNE website's "A Naked Notion With Laci Green" page and also a tab leading to PPNNE's "Teen Resource Center," which features a link to the YouTube page for "A Naked Notion With Lace Green." ... One of PPNNE's Naked Notion videos--"Getting Kinky (BDSM 101)"--features Green telling teenagers that October is "national kink month" and a good time to talk about bondage and sadomasochism.

Frankly, I don't believe it's right that CNSNews should be telling teens - and possible even small children, or even toddlers! - where to find kinky sex videos. I tried contacting them, but they did not respond to my questions, so that's clearly an admission that they know they're doing something wrong.
2014-02-28 04:50:26 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Nick Fury: Yes, the world definitely needs more 'you'.


Huh?  I mean, while I am flattered that you would say so, I really don't understand why you would say it.

Was it because I called their "educational" video bullshiat because it barely scratched the surface of the topic, let alone even mention the fact that there are more ways than this to get your rocks off and doing some research while keeping an open mind about the possibilities may lead to more fun than you've ever had, not to mention the possibility of finding something that has been truly missing your whole life and you could crawl out of that deep, dark pit of depression and actually be happy for a change?

Cause if that was the reason, then I sincerely agree, and I thank you.
2014-02-28 04:47:56 PM  
1 vote:
I think we can all agree that drunk driving is dangerous, not only to the drivers, but all others on the road as well.

Therefore, I think we can all agree that anyone ordering a drink at a bar, restaurant, or sporting event should be required to watch fifteen minutes of "Blood On The Highway" produced in 1969 by the Ohio State Police Department before being allowed to consume that drink.

All in agreement say aye.
2014-02-28 04:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
Sex is something to be done in the dark for as little time as possible and only for having babies. It's only for those who accept the most boring tedious interpretation of 'love' - basically I'm stuck with you 'cause society said I had to pick 'someone' and you were the most acceptable at the time.

Anything else is a librul abomination.

Seriously though, if you're into BDSM you're best off being a gay man. The sexual spectrum for use heteros is monochrome... and dull, dull gray. Promoting non-vanilla sex to women of any age is akin to trying to sell fresh dog crap to a germaphobe.
2014-02-28 04:42:36 PM  
1 vote:

Neondistraction: geek_mars: when Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!) educated our nation's young people about the dangers of drugs, she wasn't promoting drug abuse.

Well, she wasn't intentionally promoting drug use, however statistics show that the whole D.A.R.E campaign (Just say no! was it's rallying cry) was a total failure and in many instances may have actually encouraged teenagers to try drugs.

Not that it has any bearing on this story.  I just can't help but point out, at every opportunity, what an abject failure our 'war on drugs' has been in every measurable way.


How is LBJ's War on Poverty working out?

You should point that out at every opportunity, too.
2014-02-28 04:38:08 PM  
1 vote:

AirForceVet: FTA: CNSNews.com also contacted all the members of the New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont congressional delegations and asked them whether they thought it was appropriate for a federally funded organization to produce a video promoting bondage and sadomasochism to teens.

Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) was the only member of Congress to reply. According to spokesman Jeff Grappone, "Senator Ayotte thinks this video, which is clearly targeted at a younger audience, is inappropriate and troubling. She believes taxpayers shouldn't be directly or indirectly funding activity like this."

However, despite repeated requests for comment, Rep. Peter Welch (D-VT), Rep. Chellie Pingree (D-ME), Rep. Michael Michaud (D-ME), Rep. Carol Shea-Porter (D-NH), and Rep. Ann Kuster (D-NH) did not respond.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT), Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME), Sen. Angus King (I-ME), and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) also dodged CNSNews.com's questions.

I thought that perhap CNS.com was slanted with only one GOP Senator replying with mostly Democratic and Independent Senators & Representatives not replying.

Then I looked up and saw these three states only have two GOP Congressional members.

So, is CNS upset that this sex ed video exists in the first place, or that only Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont kids get to see it?

/On the lighter side, what's the mating call of the Southern belle?
//"I'm soooo drunk!"


/What's the mating call of the ugly Southern belle?
//"I SAID, I'M SOOOOO DRUNK!!!!"
2014-02-28 04:15:38 PM  
1 vote:
Laci Green's got some big ole titties.

You don't get a round mouth from eating square meals.
2014-02-28 04:08:22 PM  
1 vote:

Boojum2k: I'd think this would reduce the chances of pregnancy. If everyone involved is getting their kicks from kinky play, vaginal sex may never come into it. Or vice versa.


I see what you did there.
2014-02-28 04:01:37 PM  
1 vote:

geek_mars: If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.


Slow down, dude, you're gonna fly off the rails.
And more often than not, education equals promotion.
2014-02-28 04:00:01 PM  
1 vote:
Oh GOD! Jesus forbid! Not bondage. And *GASP* Sadomasochism! DEAR GOD NOT THAT!

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2014-02-28 03:56:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm more amused by a drunken tale told one night about the guy telling it waking up next to a woman he couldn't remember the name of. But apparently they'd gotten a little kinky. She was handcuffed to the bed.  He noticed she was awake and screamed "What's my name biatch!" and she got a scared look on her face because she couldn't remember his.
2014-02-28 03:53:31 PM  
1 vote:
More abortions?

That sucks.
2014-02-28 03:45:08 PM  
1 vote:

lockers: CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.


The same building in Alexandria hosts NCS, MRC and the Parents Television Council. Every time I drive by I look to the sky, hoping for a meteor.
2014-02-28 03:41:43 PM  
1 vote:
CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.

Lulz
 
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