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2014-02-28 02:20:14 PM

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Hey wait, it's Planned Parenthood! I don't have to fap, I can find a real chick that's on birth control!
 
2014-02-28 02:31:12 PM
FTFA: CNSNews.com also contacted all the members of the New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont congressional delegations and asked them whether they thought it was appropriate for a federally funded organization to produce a video promoting bondage and sadomasochism to teens.

Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) was the only member of Congress to reply.


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"Well, it was my first scene, so I was a little nervous, but I have to give credit to the director, who walked me through EVERYTHING..."

 
2014-02-28 02:35:19 PM
Wonder if there's a link to the video somewhere.

/this is not a bookmark
 
2014-02-28 02:36:14 PM
Holy crap, sex education... the horror.
 
2014-02-28 02:54:53 PM
I'm sure there are a lot of women setting down their worn-out Fifty Shades of Gray paperbacks to clutch their pearls.
 
2014-02-28 03:20:20 PM
Can I get a tiny American flag instead?
 
2014-02-28 03:28:25 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Can I get a tiny American flag instead?


Sure, but you also get some helpful hints as to how best to really "feel" the texture...
 
2014-02-28 03:39:13 PM
The comments are full of classic Teabagger derp.
 
2014-02-28 03:41:43 PM
CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.

Lulz
 
2014-02-28 03:45:08 PM

lockers: CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.


The same building in Alexandria hosts NCS, MRC and the Parents Television Council. Every time I drive by I look to the sky, hoping for a meteor.
 
2014-02-28 03:46:42 PM
Use a safeword.

Safe
Sane
Consensual
Is the general rule
 
2014-02-28 03:49:57 PM

lockers: CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.

Lulz


That's like saying I don't accept sexual favors from Scarlett Johansson. While technically true...
 
2014-02-28 03:50:07 PM
You know, if we'd encourage more FF or FFF sex, we wouldn't need such videos, nor Planned Parenthood nor schools.
NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-28 03:50:27 PM

kronicfeld: I'm sure there are a lot of women setting down their worn-out Fifty Shades of Gray paperbacks to clutch their pearls.


Right?
 
2014-02-28 03:53:02 PM
Here's the new facility. Props to The Onion:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-02-28 03:53:31 PM
More abortions?

That sucks.
 
2014-02-28 03:53:33 PM

vernonFL: Use a safeword.

Safe
Sane
Consensual
Is the general rule


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2014-02-28 03:53:37 PM
"...asked them whether they thought it was appropriate for a federally funded organization to produce a video promoting bondage and sadomasochism to teens."

They say this exact same line like, 5 times in that article.

"According to some random websites, October has been officially declared national kink month," says Green on the video. "And when you think about it--October and kink--they are kind of a fitting pair. Halloween and kink are both about adventure and fun and exploring rolls and dynamics that are maybe a little bit different from everyday life. So many of the common kinks out there fall under the umbrella of BDSM. "

This is dumb, too.
 
2014-02-28 03:54:51 PM

ox45tallboy: FTFA: CNSNews.com also contacted all the members of the New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont congressional delegations and asked them whether they thought it was appropriate for a federally funded organization to produce a video promoting bondage and sadomasochism to teens.

Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) was the only member of Congress to reply.

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"Well, it was my first scene, so I was a little nervous, but I have to give credit to the director, who walked me through EVERYTHING..."


That's funny.
But they asked seven Democrats, two Repubicans, and 2 Independents.
Only one of eleven politicians bothered to reply.  I wonder why?
 
2014-02-28 03:54:59 PM

vernonFL: Use a safeword.

Safe
Sane
Consensual
Is the general rule


I thought the real rule was just use calm and clear communication rather than relying on a panic word which would scare the dominant one?
 
2014-02-28 03:55:59 PM
FTFA: CNSNews.com called PPNNE president and CEO Meagan Gallagher and Dr. Donna Burkett, the group's medical director, numerous times over the course of three days to ask why the group thought it was appropriate for a tax-funded organization to promote bondage and sadomasochism to teenagers. A staff member later confirmed that Gallagher received the messages.

If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.
When my history teacher educated me about the Holocaust, he wasn't promoting the idea of committing genocide, and when Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!) educated our nation's young people about the dangers of drugs, she wasn't promoting drug abuse.

/the safe word is "sesquipedalian"
 
2014-02-28 03:56:15 PM
I'm more amused by a drunken tale told one night about the guy telling it waking up next to a woman he couldn't remember the name of. But apparently they'd gotten a little kinky. She was handcuffed to the bed.  He noticed she was awake and screamed "What's my name biatch!" and she got a scared look on her face because she couldn't remember his.
 
2014-02-28 03:56:59 PM
Go on...
 
2014-02-28 03:57:07 PM
Your blog sucks
 
2014-02-28 03:58:36 PM

geek_mars: and when Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!) educated our nation's young people about the dangers of drugs, she wasn't promoting drug abuse.


Based on actual evidence, Reagan was a god-send for those in the business of selling drugs.
 
2014-02-28 04:00:01 PM
Oh GOD! Jesus forbid! Not bondage. And *GASP* Sadomasochism! DEAR GOD NOT THAT!

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2014-02-28 04:00:52 PM

AugieDoggyDaddy: That's funny.
But they asked seven Democrats, two Repubicans, and 2 Independents.
Only one of eleven politicians bothered to reply.  I wonder why?


Because CSN is about as relevant as the local Shopper's Guide with the Piggly Wiggly sale paper inside?

If politicians took every interview request, they wouldn't have time to do their jobs. What do you want the politicians to say, in what will definitely be a hostile interview? While I'd love to see John Boehner get ripped apart by Stewart or Colbert, I'm not surprised that he turns down their interviews.
 
2014-02-28 04:01:37 PM

geek_mars: If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.


Slow down, dude, you're gonna fly off the rails.
And more often than not, education equals promotion.
 
2014-02-28 04:02:18 PM
That is not a Fear Closet, that is a farking high rise warehouse of fear, anxiety, and phobia in Queens,     on 'roids,      military grade,

Truly amazed at the words used by persons with absolutely no understanding of those words.

If only there were a quick and easy way to cleanse the short term memory before this crap ruins space in the hard drive.
 
2014-02-28 04:03:05 PM

geek_mars: If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.


Exactly this ^^^^

Education about sex is not promoting sex.

Education about drugs is not promoting drugs.

Education allows for young adults to make informed decisions.

People who are against giving young people honest, clear answers are scum of the earth who should burn forever in their fictional hell.
 
2014-02-28 04:03:12 PM

kronicfeld: lockers: CNSNews.com is a division of the Media Research Center, a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization. Like National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System, CNSNews.com is able to provide its services and information to the public at no cost, thanks to the generous support of our thousands of donors and their tax-deductible contributions. However, unlike NPR or PBS, CNSNews.com does not accept any federal tax money for its operations.

The same building in Alexandria hosts NCS, MRC and the Parents Television Council. Every time I drive by I look to the sky, hoping for a meteor.


The whole building or just one office? Aren't all these organizations just Brent Bozell and one or two more people?
 
2014-02-28 04:05:01 PM
geek_mars:
If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.

Unless it's educating kids about proper gun use/safety.
 
2014-02-28 04:05:35 PM

Farking Canuck: People who are against giving young people honest, clear answers are scum of the earth who should burn forever in their fictional hell.


Understanding, coexistence, rational debate, tolerance, how do they work?
 
2014-02-28 04:06:49 PM
FTA: CNSNews.com also contacted all the members of the New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont congressional delegations and asked them whether they thought it was appropriate for a federally funded organization to produce a video promoting bondage and sadomasochism to teens.

Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) was the only member of Congress to reply. According to spokesman Jeff Grappone, "Senator Ayotte thinks this video, which is clearly targeted at a younger audience, is inappropriate and troubling. She believes taxpayers shouldn't be directly or indirectly funding activity like this."

However, despite repeated requests for comment, Rep. Peter Welch (D-VT), Rep. Chellie Pingree (D-ME), Rep. Michael Michaud (D-ME), Rep. Carol Shea-Porter (D-NH), and Rep. Ann Kuster (D-NH) did not respond.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT), Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME), Sen. Angus King (I-ME), and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) also dodged CNSNews.com's questions.


I thought that perhap CNS.com was slanted with only one GOP Senator replying with mostly Democratic and Independent Senators & Representatives not replying.

Then I looked up and saw these three states only have two GOP Congressional members.

So, is CNS upset that this sex ed video exists in the first place, or that only Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont kids get to see it?

/On the lighter side, what's the mating call of the Southern belle?
//"I'm soooo drunk!"
 
2014-02-28 04:07:34 PM
I'd think this would reduce the chances of pregnancy. If everyone involved is getting their kicks from kinky play, vaginal sex may never come into it. Or vice versa.
 
2014-02-28 04:08:22 PM

Boojum2k: I'd think this would reduce the chances of pregnancy. If everyone involved is getting their kicks from kinky play, vaginal sex may never come into it. Or vice versa.


I see what you did there.
 
2014-02-28 04:09:50 PM
In other news, CNSnews supports BDSM sex to teenagers by pointing out where they can get BDSM education.
 
2014-02-28 04:10:13 PM

AirForceVet: /On the lighter side, what's the mating call of the Southern belle?
//"I'm soooo drunk!"


LOL I'm going to a dinner party tomorrow night and Southern belles will be there.  I'm gonna tell your joke and not give you any credit.  Sorry and thanks!
 
2014-02-28 04:13:16 PM

rkiller1: Boojum2k: I'd think this would reduce the chances of pregnancy. If everyone involved is getting their kicks from kinky play, vaginal sex may never come into it. Or vice versa.

I see what you did there.


I could be wrong, though. I did violet wand play with three separate women at a convention, and all three were pregnant by the end of the month. I've named it St. George now.
 
2014-02-28 04:13:28 PM

Farking Canuck: geek_mars: If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.

Exactly this ^^^^

Education about sex is not promoting sex.

Education about drugs is not promoting drugs.

Education allows for young adults to make informed decisions.

People who are against giving young people honest, clear answers are scum of the earth who should burn forever in their fictional hell.


True,  education about prevention of STD's is good.  Same for prevention of unwanted pregnacies.  Rape prevention.  What to do if one of these things happens to you.

But I don't agree that instrucions on how to please your man analy is "education".   That's what the internet is for.
 
2014-02-28 04:13:48 PM
This is a farking joke! These are my tax dollars at work and they only teach SSC?

What about RACK? What about No Boundary TPE? I'm sorry Planned Parenthood, but YKINMK so fark off!
There are countless ways to experience and enjoy BDSM and after over 20 years I STILL haven't learned them all.
This is some watered-down Hot Topic Twilight bullshiat version and we wonder why our kids grow up pansies. It's like showing me one painting of a squiggle on a blank canvas and saying ALL abstract art looks like this.


This is what happens to a beautiful thing when it turns mainstream and somebody writes farking novels about it.

Give me 3 hours in my playroom with that squeeky voiced tart and I'd teach her a thing or twelve.
 
2014-02-28 04:14:44 PM

GoodyearPimp: geek_mars: and when Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!) educated our nation's young people about the dangers of drugs, she wasn't promoting drug abuse.

Based on actual evidence, Reagan was a god-send for those in the business of selling drugs.


Well, yes, but that was despite her efforts. That wasn't the intention.

rkiller1: geek_mars: If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.

Slow down, dude, you're gonna fly off the rails.
And more often than not, education equals promotion.


I'm not sure if I was typing faster than I was thinking, or if it was the other way around.
In my experience, education can equal promotion, but as often as not, it doesn't. It usually has a lot to do with how education is presented.

jaybeezey: geek_mars:
If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.

Unless it's educating kids about proper gun use/safety.


I'm not sure what you mean. In the case of gun use/safety, I'd say that rkiller1 is correct in that education equals promotion. That being said, I'm in favor of young people being educated on gun use/safety, but I'd still oppose CNSNews.com publishing anything on the subject (or any subject, really).
 
2014-02-28 04:15:13 PM
After the abomination that is "50 Shades" real education in S&M is necessary before someone loses an eye.
 
2014-02-28 04:15:13 PM
Pol Pot killed millions of Cambodians.

There. I've just promoted genocide.
 
2014-02-28 04:15:38 PM
Laci Green's got some big ole titties.

You don't get a round mouth from eating square meals.
 
2014-02-28 04:24:39 PM
Planned Parenthood does abortions?

Thought they just did testing and handing out contraceptives.
 
2014-02-28 04:27:13 PM
How sexist of them! Why shouldn't they also be getting more men involved?
 
2014-02-28 04:31:24 PM

rkiller1: Farking Canuck: People who are against giving young people honest, clear answers are scum of the earth who should burn forever in their fictional hell.

Understanding, coexistence, rational debate, tolerance, how do they work?


Leaving your children unarmed in a dangerous world, how does that work?
 
2014-02-28 04:34:00 PM

Sid_the_sadist: This is a farking joke! These are my tax dollars at work and they only teach SSC?

What about RACK? What about No Boundary TPE? I'm sorry Planned Parenthood, but YKINMK so fark off!
There are countless ways to experience and enjoy BDSM and after over 20 years I STILL haven't learned them all.
This is some watered-down Hot Topic Twilight bullshiat version and we wonder why our kids grow up pansies. It's like showing me one painting of a squiggle on a blank canvas and saying ALL abstract art looks like this.


This is what happens to a beautiful thing when it turns mainstream and somebody writes farking novels about it.

Give me 3 hours in my playroom with that squeeky voiced tart and I'd teach her a thing or twelve.


Yes, the world definitely needs more 'you'.
 
2014-02-28 04:36:41 PM

Farking Canuck: geek_mars: If you're too stupid to understand that education people about a thing is not the same as promoting a thing, you should never publish anything again, ever.

Exactly this ^^^^

Education about sex is not promoting sex.

Education about drugs is not promoting drugs.

Education allows for young adults to make informed decisions.

People who are against giving young people honest, clear answers are scum of the earth who should burn forever in their fictional hell.


Well, yeah. That's because reality undermines all of their bigotry and totalitarianism.
 
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