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(The Smoking Gun)   Geeky musician who lured underage fans to send him porn pictures predicted in an online chat with one of his victims his exact sentence, which was handed down today: "that's like 5 years in federal prison and sex offender registration"   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 24
    More: Dumbass, sex offender registration, convicts, Berklee College of Music, online chats, underage  
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11885 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2014 at 2:29 PM (21 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-28 02:49:38 PM
3 votes:
This guys sucks so bad even Nickleback could kick his ass.
2014-02-28 02:36:48 PM
3 votes:
Video killed the internet star.
2014-02-28 03:42:52 PM
2 votes:
www.ratemymotivational.com
2014-02-28 02:50:19 PM
2 votes:
It's all part of his plan to get some street cred and make a successful crossover into rap.
2014-02-28 02:43:44 PM
2 votes:
He's going to be singing a new song soon:

They say our love is taboo
that what were doing is wrong
but I don't care what they say 'cause my love is so strong
they tell us we should be ashamed
were not husband and wife
but I cherish each moment with you
I'm so glad you're in my life

verse:
You're my prison biatch
my prison biatch you're not like other men
I'm glad we share a prison cell when lights go out at ten
I can't escape the way I feel now that will be a crime
as long as I am doing you I don't mind doing time
'cause you're my
prison biatch
my prison biatch
and I have no regrets, I got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes
at first you were resistant but now you are my friend
I knew that I would get you in the end

chorus:
Prison biatch
prison biatch
I guess that you were sent from up-above
Yeah!
Prison biatch
prison biatch
and now you are my prisoner of love
2014-02-28 02:37:05 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


That music is so awful it deserves an award. I love how he looks at the camera.

Drew should get him to do the theme music for WTFark.
2014-02-28 02:36:59 PM
2 votes:
And you wonder why Bieber goes to Brazil.
2014-02-28 02:36:32 PM
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: I didn't know who this was so I looked up some of his music and it is awful.


His "music" was popular with 16 yo girls.  There was no chance it WASN'T going to suck.
2014-02-28 02:05:21 PM
2 votes:
I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8
2014-02-28 03:40:33 PM
1 votes:

bow: One of my favorite professors in college was a Dr. Michael Lombardo. That's unfortunate.


mimg.ugo.com
2014-02-28 03:33:14 PM
1 votes:

Buck Henderson: keithgabryelski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

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I that Tobias in the 2nd Pic?


He sure looks like an AnalRapist.
2014-02-28 03:05:58 PM
1 votes:

keithgabryelski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

[www.thepeoplesvoice.org image 187x259]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 363x486]
[archive.sltrib.com image 500x478]
[7.blog.xuite.net image 266x344]
[blogs.kansascity.com image 360x287]


I that Tobias in the 2nd Pic?

img.fark.net
2014-02-28 03:02:37 PM
1 votes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

www.thepeoplesvoice.org
4.bp.blogspot.com
archive.sltrib.com
7.blog.xuite.net
blogs.kansascity.com
2014-02-28 02:59:31 PM
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8

That's some weight I"m sharing with you, pard'ner.

/can't figure why gals are drawn to him unless they are, perhaps, ugly


From the minute or so I had it on, it seems the lyrics are meant to be "this is what a perfect boyfriend would say all the time" with no sense of an actual person behind it. It seems designed to attract girls with low self esteem that think, "why can't a guy ever talk to me this way?"

This guy knows exactly what he was doing.
2014-02-28 02:54:54 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


Jesus, I got to the part about "Molly's" farking hair, and I was done. What stupid farking music. And the kid seems to be able to play the piano, who the fark told him he could write lyrics and sing, too?
2014-02-28 02:53:01 PM
1 votes:
If it were my daughter I would say....death penalty!!

But since I don't have a daughter.....meh.  I don't really see a crime here.  Could we at least pretend we are locking him up for his music.
2014-02-28 02:52:34 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


OMG, I would rather bury myself alive than hear that steaming abortion of a song again! I can't even start to understand your pain if you actually sat through the whole thing.

*Quickly flushes out my ears with some Hocico*
2014-02-28 02:45:16 PM
1 votes:
www.dimensionsinfo.com
2014-02-28 02:35:55 PM
1 votes:
Looks like Ian Watkins got out super early and morphed into a Big Bang Theory reject.
2014-02-28 02:34:58 PM
1 votes:

brimed03: Damn. I was hoping it was that Bieber, er, that Bieber-- what exactly is Bieber again?


I don't know, but this is a Biber:

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-02-28 02:34:30 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


That's some weight I"m sharing with you, pard'ner.

/can't figure why gals are drawn to him unless they are, perhaps, ugly
2014-02-28 02:32:15 PM
1 votes:
I didn't know who this was and I never will, 'cause I ain't following any links no how.
2014-02-28 02:02:58 PM
1 votes:
www.radioarchives.com

RIP GUY LOMBARDO
2014-02-28 01:59:37 PM
1 votes:
I didn't know who this was so I looked up some of his music and it is awful.
 
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