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(The Smoking Gun)   Geeky musician who lured underage fans to send him porn pictures predicted in an online chat with one of his victims his exact sentence, which was handed down today: "that's like 5 years in federal prison and sex offender registration"   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 21
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2014-02-28 02:36:32 PM  
6 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: I didn't know who this was so I looked up some of his music and it is awful.


His "music" was popular with 16 yo girls.  There was no chance it WASN'T going to suck.
2014-02-28 02:32:15 PM  
3 votes:
I didn't know who this was and I never will, 'cause I ain't following any links no how.
2014-02-28 02:53:14 PM  
2 votes:
5 years in federal?  Looking like that?  Yeah, that guy is coming out broken.  Nice to know no matter what happens my tax dollars will be supporting him for the rest of his life.
2014-02-28 02:36:59 PM  
2 votes:
And you wonder why Bieber goes to Brazil.
2014-02-28 05:15:02 PM  
1 votes:

Pumpernickel bread: If the youngest was 16, this sentence seems kind of harsh. Didn't rob Lowe go so far as to nail a 16 yo? How much time did he do?


The thing I always thought was weird is that in many states, 16 is legal to have sex with, within certain limits on the other participant's age. Take a picture though and that's child pornography and a prison sentence. How does that even make sense? Why is it ok to fark a girl but a felony to take a consensual picture? IMO there is a very substantial difference between a teenager sending dirty pics of themselves and a creepy old man taking dirty pictures of a toddler but from a legal standpoint it's the same thing.
2014-02-28 03:33:14 PM  
1 votes:

Buck Henderson: keithgabryelski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

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I that Tobias in the 2nd Pic?


He sure looks like an AnalRapist.
2014-02-28 03:32:12 PM  
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Pumpernickel bread: If the youngest was 16, this sentence seems kind of harsh. Didn't rob Lowe go so far as to nail a 16 yo? How much time did he do?

Pictures, is why.  Even if 16 is the age of consent where he lives, pictures are still illegal.


This shiat is farked in this day and age. Only sensible rule as I'm concerned is hard time for soliciting pre-pubescent pics/sex. Everything else is what it is. A 17y 364day old sends me an unsolicited nude selfy and that can be used to incarcerate me? Dafuq. Unless it's solicited pre-pubescent or involves exploiting a power dynamic (yeah, that can be hard to define), then anything goes. Everybody has a camera on a phone that can instantly send a pic to anyone anywhere. And once the hormones kick in, ain't no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. It just is. Maybe not good, but it just is.

Oh, and it's not like I'm benefitting from this in any way. No 16yo are sending my middle aged ass nudie pics. I'm just reflecting on the fact once horny happens, things follow. A guy/girl taking a nude selfie at 15/16 just should not be charged w child porn, nor should a recipient. It's just tough shiat now.
2014-02-28 03:05:58 PM  
1 votes:

keithgabryelski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

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I that Tobias in the 2nd Pic?

img.fark.net
2014-02-28 03:02:37 PM  
1 votes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

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2014-02-28 02:54:54 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


Jesus, I got to the part about "Molly's" farking hair, and I was done. What stupid farking music. And the kid seems to be able to play the piano, who the fark told him he could write lyrics and sing, too?
2014-02-28 02:53:01 PM  
1 votes:
If it were my daughter I would say....death penalty!!

But since I don't have a daughter.....meh.  I don't really see a crime here.  Could we at least pretend we are locking him up for his music.
2014-02-28 02:52:34 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


OMG, I would rather bury myself alive than hear that steaming abortion of a song again! I can't even start to understand your pain if you actually sat through the whole thing.

*Quickly flushes out my ears with some Hocico*
2014-02-28 02:49:38 PM  
1 votes:
This guys sucks so bad even Nickleback could kick his ass.
2014-02-28 02:48:46 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe next time he'll learn his lesson and just have real sex with these girls instead (in states where the AoC is 16).
2014-02-28 02:44:39 PM  
1 votes:

Pumpernickel bread: If the youngest was 16, this sentence seems kind of harsh. Didn't rob Lowe go so far as to nail a 16 yo? How much time did he do?


He was convicted of cybersex which I guess is some kind of high-powered ultra-dangerous kind of sex.
2014-02-28 02:41:02 PM  
1 votes:
So now we all have to pay for this guy to live in prison for 5 years because he had cyber sex with some 16 year old chicks? Seems exessive...
2014-02-28 02:40:53 PM  
1 votes:
It sounds just like the typical garbage you expect from an effeminate Gen Y/Zer.
2014-02-28 02:37:02 PM  
1 votes:
Those girls really sound like victims.
2014-02-28 02:34:58 PM  
1 votes:

brimed03: Damn. I was hoping it was that Bieber, er, that Bieber-- what exactly is Bieber again?


I don't know, but this is a Biber:

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-02-28 02:34:47 PM  
1 votes:
That's not geeky, that's just hipster. A geek would probably realize that the internet is already saturated with teenage girls uploaded nudes in a way of seeking social acceptance.
He was stupid.
2014-02-28 02:32:43 PM  
1 votes:
Damn. I was hoping it was that Bieber, er, that Bieber-- what exactly is Bieber again?
 
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