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(The Smoking Gun)   Geeky musician who lured underage fans to send him porn pictures predicted in an online chat with one of his victims his exact sentence, which was handed down today: "that's like 5 years in federal prison and sex offender registration"   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 116
    More: Dumbass, sex offender registration, convicts, Berklee College of Music, online chats, underage  
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2014-02-28 01:59:37 PM
I didn't know who this was so I looked up some of his music and it is awful.
 
2014-02-28 02:02:58 PM
www.radioarchives.com

RIP GUY LOMBARDO
 
2014-02-28 02:05:21 PM
I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8
 
2014-02-28 02:32:15 PM
I didn't know who this was and I never will, 'cause I ain't following any links no how.
 
2014-02-28 02:32:43 PM
Damn. I was hoping it was that Bieber, er, that Bieber-- what exactly is Bieber again?
 
2014-02-28 02:34:30 PM

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


That's some weight I"m sharing with you, pard'ner.

/can't figure why gals are drawn to him unless they are, perhaps, ugly
 
2014-02-28 02:34:47 PM
That's not geeky, that's just hipster. A geek would probably realize that the internet is already saturated with teenage girls uploaded nudes in a way of seeking social acceptance.
He was stupid.
 
2014-02-28 02:34:58 PM

brimed03: Damn. I was hoping it was that Bieber, er, that Bieber-- what exactly is Bieber again?


I don't know, but this is a Biber:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-28 02:35:07 PM

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


That's some weight I'm sharing with you, pard'ner.

/can't figure why gals are drawn to him unless they are, perhaps, ugly
 
2014-02-28 02:35:18 PM
LOL! OMG! PMA!
 
2014-02-28 02:35:55 PM
Looks like Ian Watkins got out super early and morphed into a Big Bang Theory reject.
 
2014-02-28 02:36:32 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I didn't know who this was so I looked up some of his music and it is awful.


His "music" was popular with 16 yo girls.  There was no chance it WASN'T going to suck.
 
2014-02-28 02:36:48 PM
Video killed the internet star.
 
2014-02-28 02:36:59 PM
And you wonder why Bieber goes to Brazil.
 
2014-02-28 02:37:02 PM
Those girls really sound like victims.
 
2014-02-28 02:37:05 PM

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


That music is so awful it deserves an award. I love how he looks at the camera.

Drew should get him to do the theme music for WTFark.
 
2014-02-28 02:40:01 PM
Sweet Jeebus...he sounds like a castrated Billy Joel.
 
2014-02-28 02:40:05 PM
If the youngest was 16, this sentence seems kind of harsh. Didn't rob Lowe go so far as to nail a 16 yo? How much time did he do?
 
2014-02-28 02:40:53 PM
It sounds just like the typical garbage you expect from an effeminate Gen Y/Zer.
 
2014-02-28 02:41:02 PM
So now we all have to pay for this guy to live in prison for 5 years because he had cyber sex with some 16 year old chicks? Seems exessive...
 
2014-02-28 02:42:08 PM
Didn't any musicians learn from Chuck Berry?  Videos and pictures will get you jail time.
 
2014-02-28 02:42:13 PM
The attorney added, "Approximately 80% of the females he engaged in cybersex with were older than 17."

/raises hand

Can I have a new lawyer please?

"There was no way you could have seen me not throw that rock. I couldn't see you not throw that rock."
 
2014-02-28 02:43:44 PM
He's going to be singing a new song soon:

They say our love is taboo
that what were doing is wrong
but I don't care what they say 'cause my love is so strong
they tell us we should be ashamed
were not husband and wife
but I cherish each moment with you
I'm so glad you're in my life

verse:
You're my prison biatch
my prison biatch you're not like other men
I'm glad we share a prison cell when lights go out at ten
I can't escape the way I feel now that will be a crime
as long as I am doing you I don't mind doing time
'cause you're my
prison biatch
my prison biatch
and I have no regrets, I got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes
at first you were resistant but now you are my friend
I knew that I would get you in the end

chorus:
Prison biatch
prison biatch
I guess that you were sent from up-above
Yeah!
Prison biatch
prison biatch
and now you are my prisoner of love
 
2014-02-28 02:43:51 PM

Pumpernickel bread: If the youngest was 16, this sentence seems kind of harsh. Didn't rob Lowe go so far as to nail a 16 yo? How much time did he do?


Pictures, is why.  Even if 16 is the age of consent where he lives, pictures are still illegal.
 
2014-02-28 02:44:39 PM

Pumpernickel bread: If the youngest was 16, this sentence seems kind of harsh. Didn't rob Lowe go so far as to nail a 16 yo? How much time did he do?


He was convicted of cybersex which I guess is some kind of high-powered ultra-dangerous kind of sex.
 
2014-02-28 02:45:16 PM
www.dimensionsinfo.com
 
2014-02-28 02:45:47 PM

Headso: So now we all have to pay for this guy to live in prison for 5 years because he had cyber sex with some 16 year old chicks? Seems exessive...


They should just taken away his iphone and internet connection for 5 years.

This kid is gonna get worked.
 
2014-02-28 02:46:07 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Those girls really sound like victims.

 
2014-02-28 02:47:05 PM
I thought Berklee students were supposed to be talented?
 
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2014-02-28 02:47:35 PM
One of my favorite professors in college was a Dr. Michael Lombardo. That's unfortunate.
 
2014-02-28 02:48:46 PM
Maybe next time he'll learn his lesson and just have real sex with these girls instead (in states where the AoC is 16).
 
2014-02-28 02:49:38 PM
This guys sucks so bad even Nickleback could kick his ass.
 
2014-02-28 02:50:19 PM
It's all part of his plan to get some street cred and make a successful crossover into rap.
 
2014-02-28 02:50:58 PM
ex-theater kids who work at high schools seemingly have a high percentage of predators in their ranks
 
2014-02-28 02:52:34 PM

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


OMG, I would rather bury myself alive than hear that steaming abortion of a song again! I can't even start to understand your pain if you actually sat through the whole thing.

*Quickly flushes out my ears with some Hocico*
 
2014-02-28 02:53:01 PM
If it were my daughter I would say....death penalty!!

But since I don't have a daughter.....meh.  I don't really see a crime here.  Could we at least pretend we are locking him up for his music.
 
2014-02-28 02:53:14 PM
5 years in federal?  Looking like that?  Yeah, that guy is coming out broken.  Nice to know no matter what happens my tax dollars will be supporting him for the rest of his life.
 
2014-02-28 02:54:54 PM

Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8


Jesus, I got to the part about "Molly's" farking hair, and I was done. What stupid farking music. And the kid seems to be able to play the piano, who the fark told him he could write lyrics and sing, too?
 
2014-02-28 02:55:03 PM
I can't help but feel making this kind of thing into some huge federal crime is pretty much institutionalized slut-shaming.
 
2014-02-28 02:55:18 PM
Good call Nostrad-anus.  Enjoy the pokey.

/ass rape
 
2014-02-28 02:56:11 PM

czei: He's going to be singing a new song soon:

They say our love is taboo
that what were doing is wrong
but I don't care what they say 'cause my love is so strong
they tell us we should be ashamed
were not husband and wife
but I cherish each moment with you
I'm so glad you're in my life

verse:
You're my prison biatch
my prison biatch you're not like other men
I'm glad we share a prison cell when lights go out at ten
I can't escape the way I feel now that will be a crime
as long as I am doing you I don't mind doing time
'cause you're my
prison biatch
my prison biatch
and I have no regrets, I got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes
at first you were resistant but now you are my friend
I knew that I would get you in the end

chorus:
Prison biatch
prison biatch
I guess that you were sent from up-above
Yeah!
Prison biatch
prison biatch
and now you are my prisoner of love


Lol! Good to know I'm not the only Tommy And The Bull fan out there!
 
2014-02-28 02:56:54 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8
That's some weight I"m sharing with you, pard'ner.
/can't figure why gals are drawn to him unless they are, perhaps, ugly



Certain types of females often seek the attention of skinny, weak-muscled effeminate males, since they are less threatening. Even by his own submission, out of the "literally hundreds of opportunities, while touring, to 'hook up,'" it was only  "with a college student on one occasion."

Note how he did not mention the sex of the student he hooked up with. He probably wanted to get nudies of underage girls to give them advice on how to best trim their pubic hair around their vagina to match how his vagina looks.
 
2014-02-28 02:59:06 PM
Sounds like he missed being popular in high school.
 
2014-02-28 02:59:31 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Pocket Ninja: I didn't know who this was, either, so I looked up some of his music and it is so awful that I feel others should have to bear some of the weight of my suffering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZdTTXrdQ8

That's some weight I"m sharing with you, pard'ner.

/can't figure why gals are drawn to him unless they are, perhaps, ugly


From the minute or so I had it on, it seems the lyrics are meant to be "this is what a perfect boyfriend would say all the time" with no sense of an actual person behind it. It seems designed to attract girls with low self esteem that think, "why can't a guy ever talk to me this way?"

This guy knows exactly what he was doing.
 
2014-02-28 03:00:31 PM
And can we not refer to people like him as "geeky"? Hipster, artsy-fartsy, dweeb, anything else but that.

I'm taking that word back.
 
2014-02-28 03:02:37 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

www.thepeoplesvoice.org
4.bp.blogspot.com
archive.sltrib.com
7.blog.xuite.net
blogs.kansascity.com
 
2014-02-28 03:03:19 PM
Never admit to anything online.

/this is message brought to you by me, a hacker who hacked this fark account
//I, the hacker was the one watching porn at work while using your IP adress
 
2014-02-28 03:05:16 PM
As a disclaimer, I think the musician (if that's what we are to call him) deserves what he got because a 25 year old man has no business flirting or associating with 16 year old girls!

I worked at a school district installing networks for a few years and one of the "higher up" officials at the main office had a very handsome son who was getting a degree in education (following mom's footsteps) and was doing his student teaching.  Both his mom and his assigned teacher told him to "tone down" his looks somehow because the young girls would probably throw themselves at him and the young girls had nothing to lose!  If he gave them attention back, they would have
drama in their lives that would make them the envy of their peers!   If he were to pay attention to them and HE were to get caught, he would be the one arrested and the young girls would still have drama.

Stupidly, he did not pay attention and began a relationship with a 17 year old and wound up being arrested.  If I remember correctly he managed to avoid jail time but was yanked out of the school. Happy ending to the story?  Yeah, for the girl as she wound up dating one of her fellow classmates!
 
2014-02-28 03:05:58 PM

keithgabryelski: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

it's a long slide downward...

[www.thepeoplesvoice.org image 187x259]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 363x486]
[archive.sltrib.com image 500x478]
[7.blog.xuite.net image 266x344]
[blogs.kansascity.com image 360x287]


I that Tobias in the 2nd Pic?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 03:07:38 PM

Far Cough: I didn't know who this was and I never will, 'cause I ain't following any links no how.


I clicked the link and still have no idea who this guy is.
 
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