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(Arizona Star)   Pro Tip for Politicians: Calling 9-1-1 to tell a dispatcher to pull an article from the newspaper is not a good use of taxpayer money. Bonus: 9-1-1 call included in article. Double Bonus: Said politician freaks out at detractors in comments section   (azstarnet.com) divider line 40
    More: Dumbass, Double Bonus, dispatchers, taxpayers  
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2014-02-28 03:02:28 PM  
17 votes:

keylock71: They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?


Yes, but at least it's a dry stupid.
2014-02-28 03:14:03 PM  
9 votes:
"I am very in fear for my life," Miller said.

Wow.  Such afraid.  Very in fear.
2014-02-28 03:40:01 PM  
8 votes:

StokeyBob: "When the people fear the government there is tyranny, when the government fears the people there is liberty."

~Thomas Jefferson


~Rand Paul
2014-02-28 03:23:11 PM  
6 votes:

monoski: keylock71: They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?

Her name and address are also listed in the phone book. I can already hear the next 911 call


She once tried to order a pizza. That story later became the inspiration for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
2014-02-28 04:00:29 PM  
5 votes:
If the 911 operator was gay, could he have just hung up on her?
2014-02-28 02:08:59 PM  
5 votes:
Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican
2014-02-28 03:25:22 PM  
4 votes:
I'm surprised she didn't end the 911 call with "Now, can you please put me through to Google, I need to have a word with them too".
2014-02-28 02:07:41 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it
2014-02-28 04:18:10 PM  
2 votes:

clancifer: jjorsett: Lionel Mandrake: Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican

Or go full Democrat and demand the government provide you a walled compound, armored limo, and a retinue of 24/7 bodyguards just in case "the people" -- who you love and only want to help -- don't harbor the same feelings for you.

Derp.


I'm not even sure that rises to the level required for "derp."  I think we may have found a sort of protoderp.
2014-02-28 03:35:40 PM  
2 votes:
It's good to see Florida getting some competition.
2014-02-28 03:20:07 PM  
2 votes:

monoski: keylock71: They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?

Her name and address are also listed in the phone book. I can already hear the next 911 call


And now everyone has her Facebook account too.
2014-02-28 03:16:10 PM  
2 votes:
Just wait until she realizes her internet comments are visible to everyone.

Very in fear, indeed.
2014-02-28 02:43:17 PM  
2 votes:

meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?


Do you really need a reminder of what state we're talking about here?  Senility is one of their chief imports.

Of course I live in Florida so I should really keep my mouth shut.  But still!
2014-02-28 02:41:15 PM  
2 votes:
How does an elected official not know their address is public record?
2014-02-28 02:40:37 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: cannotsuggestaname: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it

Just make it a Derp tag.

Shoot, we got a whole tab for that


Yeah, except Drew spelled it "Politics".
2014-02-28 05:55:03 PM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Funny, if you don't want the details of your life made public, you probably shouldn't take a public servant job.


She's not a public servant; she's in politics.
2014-02-28 04:34:41 PM  
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Rozotorical: jjorsett: Lionel Mandrake: Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican

Or go full Democrat and demand the government provide you a walled compound, armored limo, and a retinue of 24/7 bodyguards just in case "the people" -- who you love and only want to help -- don't harbor the same feelings for you.

Which Democrat?

I'm guessing the current President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama.


 Commander in Chief, more like Diva in Chief if you ask me!
2014-02-28 04:31:32 PM  
1 votes:

jjorsett: Lionel Mandrake: Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican

Or go full Democrat and demand the government provide you a walled compound, armored limo, and a retinue of 24/7 bodyguards just in case "the people" -- who you love and only want to help -- don't harbor the same feelings for you.


I'm curious who you're referring to, hoss. Which Democrat is it that "demands" such things? Certainly, you're too smart to be referring to an elected official at the level where their status includes such protections no matter which party they're affiliated with. Right?
2014-02-28 04:11:51 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: Car_Ramrod: Mithiwithi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: cannotsuggestaname: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it

Just make it a Derp tag.

Shoot, we got a whole tab for that

Yeah, except Drew spelled it "Politics".

I've recently come to the realization that the Entertainment tab is just as bad as the Politics tab, just in a different flavor. There's some farked up people in that tab. I've seen stuff that'll turn you white!

But I'm already white?


FARK:  Warning, may cause Albinism.
2014-02-28 04:08:06 PM  
1 votes:

justtray: The comments are amazing. I love seeing a full meltdown from politicians. What I wonder in these cases is if there's a young, 20-something telling her, "please don't post in the comments it cant make anything better," and her responding with something like, "no, I'm going to stick up for my rights and values, the people will support me."

Then she gets the validation from the 3 people as dumb as her in the comments that are likely personal friends of hers that she has asked to support her in the comments while everyone else rips her hypocrisy to pieces.


That's exactly what's happening. LOL

Maybe she should make a FARK account and discuss the situation with us here as well.
2014-02-28 04:00:02 PM  
1 votes:

jjorsett: Lionel Mandrake: Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican

Or go full Democrat and demand the government provide you a walled compound, armored limo, and a retinue of 24/7 bodyguards just in case "the people" -- who you love and only want to help -- don't harbor the same feelings for you.


Yes, no self respecting Republican President would be caught dead in the White House, or in Camp David, or with the Secret Service, or any of the vehicles provided to the office to utilize in order to protect the POTUS.  Nope, they just build a cabin in the woods with their bare hands and Jesus, armed to the teeth with all manner of firearms.  They drive the same truck they bought to haul that lumber and by golly if they have to go abroad, they'll swim the atlantic themselves.
2014-02-28 03:59:38 PM  
1 votes:

keylock71: peasandcarrots: keylock71: They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?

Yes, but at least it's a dry stupid.

Lol... nice.


monoski: keylock71: They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?

Her name and address are also listed in the phone book. I can already hear the next 911 call


Heh... She's either really farking stupid or she really likes playing the victim.


Don't you UNDERSTAND????!!!!???? A MAN NAMED RAMON VALDEZ KNOWS WHERE SHE LIVES!

WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A PROBLEM THIS IS????*!!!!?????

L O L.

I liked that someone was actually nice enough to point out that she's the only supe who is not obviously corrupt, but she's still a nut.
2014-02-28 03:58:29 PM  
1 votes:
The comments are amazing. I love seeing a full meltdown from politicians. What I wonder in these cases is if there's a young, 20-something telling her, "please don't post in the comments it cant make anything better," and her responding with something like, "no, I'm going to stick up for my rights and values, the people will support me."

Then she gets the validation from the 3 people as dumb as her in the comments that are likely personal friends of hers that she has asked to support her in the comments while everyone else rips her hypocrisy to pieces.
2014-02-28 03:32:12 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: Car_Ramrod: Karac: Car_Ramrod: Mithiwithi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: cannotsuggestaname: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it

Just make it a Derp tag.

Shoot, we got a whole tab for that

Yeah, except Drew spelled it "Politics".

I've recently come to the realization that the Entertainment tab is just as bad as the Politics tab, just in a different flavor. There's some farked up people in that tab. I've seen stuff that'll turn you white!

But I'm already white?

It'll turn you Larry Bird white.

How white could a man who could jump be?


So I just YouTube'd "Larry Bird's Greatest Dunks", and the song playing for it is "Dirty White Boy". Made me chuckle.
2014-02-28 03:22:58 PM  
1 votes:

jayhawk88: meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?

Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.


I know it's being redundant, but from her FB profile, she's clearly a Teabagger as well.
2014-02-28 03:22:02 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA's Comments from the Supervisor:

Guessing Sheriff Dupnik, Gabby Giffords and others wish they had made a different decision and called for security that Jan 8th where we had that terrible incident. I choose to be proactive to protect my family. Posting Maps to people's homes is irresponsible period.

Wow. The derp is strong with this one.
2014-02-28 03:14:50 PM  
1 votes:

keylock71: They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?


Her name and address are also listed in the phone book. I can already hear the next 911 call
2014-02-28 03:12:42 PM  
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Karac: Car_Ramrod: Mithiwithi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: cannotsuggestaname: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it

Just make it a Derp tag.

Shoot, we got a whole tab for that

Yeah, except Drew spelled it "Politics".

I've recently come to the realization that the Entertainment tab is just as bad as the Politics tab, just in a different flavor. There's some farked up people in that tab. I've seen stuff that'll turn you white!

But I'm already white?

It'll turn you Larry Bird white.


How white could a man who could jump be?
2014-02-28 03:05:55 PM  
1 votes:
Didn't even need to read the article to know what party she was from.
2014-02-28 03:01:17 PM  
1 votes:
Arizona Nazis. Hate 'em!
2014-02-28 02:58:54 PM  
1 votes:
I vote we add one more 'state' tag, and rotate the honor on a monthly basis, chosen by vote.  Arizona one month, maybe Kansas the next, this way all the states can get their turn in the barrel.

Michigan, Montana, Texas, Alabama, North Carolina...
2014-02-28 02:55:24 PM  
1 votes:

nmrsnr: Dr Dreidel: no one is even allowed to wear clothing made by Tim Gunn,

Well, yes, but that's for an entirely different reason, altogether.


FTFY
2014-02-28 02:47:34 PM  
1 votes:
They're a special kind of stupid in Arizona, aren't they?
2014-02-28 02:45:56 PM  
1 votes:

meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?


Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.
2014-02-28 02:44:32 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Or buy an awesome gun or something!


But this is Arizona, where anyone who says the word 'gun' is taken to a FEMA reeducation camp where a doctor gets to interrogate you as to exactly how many and what kinds of guns are in your house (in advance of the Jackbooted Thug Brigade's "'Borrow' a Gun from a Republican" plan MWAHAHAHAHAHA), no one is even allowed to wear clothing made by Tim Gunn, and concealed-carry is only allowed for unloaded Nerf guns bearing a raised Federal seal.

// some parts of that might be incorrect
2014-02-28 02:41:15 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it


Came to post EXACTLY THIS.

For fark's sake, the Arizona bullshiat stories have been more numerous and crazier than Florida bullshiat stories for the last several months.
2014-02-28 02:32:08 PM  
1 votes:

cannotsuggestaname: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it

Just make it a Derp tag.


Shoot, we got a whole tab for that
2014-02-28 02:16:05 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, Drew?

/I think it really is getting to be time for an Arizona tag
//they've worked hard, and they've earned it


Just make it a Derp tag.
2014-02-28 02:03:14 PM  
1 votes:
Funny, if you don't want the details of your life made public, you probably shouldn't take a public servant job.
2014-02-28 01:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
I love that the comments are full of people who did not read the article in order to discover that her address was already public record, along with all the other supervisors and that the article itself contained a less-exact set of details than the public record itself.

Stay smart, Great State of Arizona
 
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