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(Arizona Star)   Pro Tip for Politicians: Calling 9-1-1 to tell a dispatcher to pull an article from the newspaper is not a good use of taxpayer money. Bonus: 9-1-1 call included in article. Double Bonus: Said politician freaks out at detractors in comments section   (azstarnet.com) divider line 127
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2014-02-28 06:08:07 PM
Oh, you mean you didn't read the comments she left on the article.  Here, I'll post them to save you the trouble:

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And:

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There are more, but not as outright insulting and ridiculous.
 
2014-02-28 06:17:08 PM
Funny, for all her participation in the comments, I didn't notice her once defending the propriety of the proposed road improvement project that started all this off.
 
2014-02-28 06:20:24 PM
I'm guessing whoever is her public relations advisor also advises Amy's Baking Company, which is also in Arizona.
 
2014-02-28 06:22:52 PM

kobrakai: nmrsnr: Dr Dreidel: no one is even allowed to wear clothing made by Tim Gunn,

Well, yes, but that's for an entirely different reason, altogether.

FTFY


All farkers in the thread:  Well, yes, but that's for an entirely different reason.
 
2014-02-28 06:25:43 PM
img.fark.net

Pretty much what you expected, right?
 
2014-02-28 06:33:20 PM

John the Magnificent: [img.fark.net image 236x352]

Pretty much what you expected, right?


Crazy eyes... She has them.

Now imagine that without all the make-up, soft lighting and Photoshop retouching...
 
2014-02-28 06:34:13 PM

John the Magnificent: Pretty much what you expected, right?


Funny that she uses a picture of her taken in 2000 on her campaign signs.
 
2014-02-28 06:37:13 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: All this crap with Arizona recently kills me.  I LOVE living in the state for the weather (I'll take heat over cold any day) and the fact that the worst natural crap I gotta deal with is the occasional haboob and a scorpion in the house every now and again.

It's getting friggin embarrasing to live here though.

/Agrees with making Arizona tag
//Just realized that the local guvment's stupidity should be considered a natural disaster


I just did a road trip thorough AZ. Flagstaff was cool and down to earth and Jarome had a good kind of crazy.
 
2014-02-28 06:40:02 PM

keylock71: John the Magnificent: [img.fark.net image 236x352]

Pretty much what you expected, right?

Crazy eyes... She has them.

Now imagine that without all the make-up, soft lighting and Photoshop retouching...


The only way you could hit that would be with a Ford F-150.
 
2014-02-28 06:48:13 PM

Arkanaut: DrBenway: jjorsett: Lionel Mandrake: Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican

Or go full Democrat and demand the government provide you a walled compound, armored limo, and a retinue of 24/7 bodyguards just in case "the people" -- who you love and only want to help -- don't harbor the same feelings for you.

I'm curious who you're referring to, hoss. Which Democrat is it that "demands" such things? Certainly, you're too smart to be referring to an elected official at the level where their status includes such protections no matter which party they're affiliated with. Right?

Incidentally, the Secret Service was turned into the President's protection service under a Republican administration.

sneakerscholar.com

"You can't guard me!  The Secret Service couldn't guard me!"
 
2014-02-28 06:57:18 PM

Craptastic: DrBenway: jjorsett: Lionel Mandrake: Why would she want police protection?  They are government employees, therefore they are lazy tax-sponges.  Be boostrappy, lady!  Hire private bodyguards at a market-derived price!  Or buy an awesome gun or something!  Quit making the taxpayers protect your sorry ass, ya bum!

Oh, and keep the government out of my Medicare!!1!

/and vote Republican
Or go full Democrat and demand the government provide you a walled compound, armored limo, and a retinue of 24/7 bodyguards just in case "the people" -- who you love and only want to help -- don't harbor the same feelings for you.

I'm curious who you're referring to, hoss. Which Democrat is it that "demands" such things? Certainly, you're too smart to be referring to an elected official at the level where their status includes such protections no matter which party they're affiliated with. Right?

JJ likes to take a crap in the room and leave. He's incapable of defending his stupid assertions, and he knows it.


He was also quite gleeful when Gabby Giffords was shot, which should tell you something.
 
2014-02-28 07:05:09 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: All this crap with Arizona recently kills me.  I LOVE living in the state for the weather (I'll take heat over cold any day) and the fact that the worst natural crap I gotta deal with is the occasional haboob and a scorpion in the house every now and again.

It's getting friggin embarrasing to live here though.

/Agrees with making Arizona tag
//Just realized that the local guvment's stupidity should be considered a natural disaster


THIS. Just drove home from work and saw two cars with anti-abortion related propaganda plastered all over their rear windows. I see an average of one car with a "PRO-LIFE" sticker every week. They might be for "small government," but their meaning is different from what I think it should be.
 
2014-02-28 07:31:50 PM
Dear Arizona,

You are never getting a Fark tag. Get over it.
 
2014-02-28 07:42:05 PM

clancifer: jayhawk88: meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?

Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.

I know it's being redundant, but from her FB profile, she's clearly a Teabagger as well.


I've noticed a new talking point (illustrated by the Supervisor in the comments) is for people identifying as members /supporters of the Tea Party movement to take the word "Teabagger" as a huge insult.
 
2014-02-28 07:44:57 PM

rjakobi: Dear Arizona,

You are never getting a Fark tag. Get over it.


But we're trying SO HARD.
 
2014-02-28 08:24:16 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: rjakobi: Dear Arizona,

You are never getting a Fark tag. Get over it.

But we're trying SO HARD.


I feel like we should just go to Red State, Blue State, Fool State, Cool State at this point.
 
2014-02-28 08:39:44 PM

Moopy Mac: clancifer: jayhawk88: meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?

Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.

I know it's being redundant, but from her FB profile, she's clearly a Teabagger as well.

I've noticed a new talking point (illustrated by the Supervisor in the comments) is for people identifying as members /supporters of the Tea Party movement to take the word "Teabagger" as a huge insult.


That's not new. It started about 5 minutes after they stopped calling themselves Teabaggers.
 
2014-02-28 08:57:12 PM
I thought the 911 guy handled that call very well.
 
2014-02-28 09:08:25 PM

jmsvrsn: I thought the 911 guy handled that call very well.


Maybe he thought it was a joke. . .
 
2014-02-28 09:29:12 PM

HMS_Blinkin: The Why Not Guy: If the 911 operator was gay, could he have just hung up on her?

No, I think the 911 operator would need to be a Muslim or at least one of the weirder versions of Jew for that to be legal.  IANAL.


Was she in Arizona? I think they could refuse on religious grounds.
 
2014-02-28 11:40:45 PM
allyforsupervisor.com

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www.streetcarnage.com

www.streetcarnage.com

My eyes are involuntarily watering now.
 
2014-02-28 11:43:27 PM

MFAWG: Moopy Mac: clancifer: jayhawk88: meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?

Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.

I know it's being redundant, but from her FB profile, she's clearly a Teabagger as well.

I've noticed a new talking point (illustrated by the Supervisor in the comments) is for people identifying as members /supporters of the Tea Party movement to take the word "Teabagger" as a huge insult.

That's not new. It started about 5 minutes after they stopped calling themselves Teabaggers.


familyguycutaways.com

That's right. Teabaggers called themselves teabaggers with pride before someone told them why that wasn't the smartest thing they'd ever done.

But who knows? Maybe it WAS the smartest thing they've collectively done.
 
2014-02-28 11:55:21 PM

Moopy Mac: clancifer: jayhawk88: meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?

Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.

I know it's being redundant, but from her FB profile, she's clearly a Teabagger as well.

I've noticed a new talking point (illustrated by the Supervisor in the comments) is for people identifying as members /supporters of the Tea Party movement to take the word "Teabagger" as a huge insult.


Even though they initially identified themselves as Teabaggers because they were too stupid to kow better.
 
2014-03-01 01:11:14 PM

jayhawk88: meat0918: How does an elected official not know their address is public record?

Because she's very, incredibly, mind numbingly, galactically stupid.


"I am very in fear-ior  for my life," Miller said.
 
2014-03-01 02:47:35 PM
it's still dickish of the paper to make a point of highlighting her address
 
2014-03-01 03:12:59 PM

mrEdude: it's still dickish of the paper to make a point of highlighting her address


The paper never did print the address, just the street.

Pay no attention to Miller, she's Palin stupid.
 
2014-03-01 03:35:17 PM

mrEdude: it's still dickish of the paper to make a point of highlighting her address


At least they didn't put a sniper scope pattern over it.  That would have been republickish.
 
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