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(Oregon Live)   Starting tomorrow in Oregon, rather than just saying "Nope" and signing a form, you must actually consult your family doctor or watch an hour long online video in order to get a vaccine exemption   (oregonlive.com) divider line 311
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2014-02-28 01:42:29 PM  
It's child abuse, and it's not just your own children you are abusing, you goddamn fu*ksocks.
 
2014-02-28 01:53:15 PM  
Done in one. Well put.
 
2014-02-28 01:58:02 PM  
This is the sort of thing that is easily and simply covered with my 'too stupid to live' constitutional amendment.
 
2014-02-28 01:59:05 PM  
Sorry, I'm not going to let some sawbones shoot my baby up with autism juice. I know what's best for my baby. I'll bet the same people who have no problem with this are totally against ultrasounds and counseling for baby murder. Probably have no problem with circumcision either. Or tipping at restaurants.
 
2014-02-28 02:06:21 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Sorry, I'm not going to let some sawbones shoot my baby up with autism juice. I know what's best for my baby. I'll bet the same people who have no problem with this are totally against ultrasounds and counseling for baby murder. Probably have no problem with circumcision either. Or tipping at restaurants.


Pass the raw milk.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-28 02:07:55 PM  
If I were a hacker I would intercept the video and insert advertising in its place.

"Before you make the decision on whether to vaccinate your children, let me tell you about the benefits of Rambo grade tinfoil pajamas..."
 
2014-02-28 02:13:58 PM  
In before some dumbf*ck tries to compare this to the ultrasound thing.
 
2014-02-28 02:14:17 PM  
Sad: video made by Jenny McCarthy
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-28 02:14:28 PM  
This doesn't affect home schooled children.

Here is the text of the law: https://olis.leg.state.or.us/liz/2013R1/Downloads/MeasureDocument/SB1 3 2.

I thought of another thing I would do if I were an evil villain living in Oregon and wanted to make a buck. Set up a referral service to hook people up with cooperative doctors, like the ones in other states who will write you a prescription for marijuana, or the ones in Florida who will write you a prescription for narcotics.
 
2014-02-28 02:14:40 PM  
Or not.
 
2014-02-28 02:19:29 PM  

Tigger: This is the sort of thing that is easily and simply covered with my 'too stupid to live' constitutional amendment.


It would never get past Congress for the obvious reason of self-preservation.
 
2014-02-28 02:19:37 PM  

Chariset: sigdiamond2000: Sorry, I'm not going to let some sawbones shoot my baby up with autism juice. I know what's best for my baby. I'll bet the same people who have no problem with this are totally against ultrasounds and counseling for baby murder. Probably have no problem with circumcision either. Or tipping at restaurants.

Pass the raw milk.


Madame how dare you enslave a helpless cow just so you can drink milk.  For shame. Boooooooooo!
 
2014-02-28 02:19:50 PM  
What an outrageous infringement on my Purity of Essence.
 
2014-02-28 02:20:10 PM  
Baby Steps....
 
2014-02-28 02:20:28 PM  
So watching a video is going to deter someone from saying nope anyway. This is a stupid waste of time and money.
 
2014-02-28 02:21:35 PM  
Typical libs.

You biatch and moan when they make laws to ensure a pregnant woman is fully informed about the consequences of an abortion.  But you're just fine with this.

Hypocrites, the lot of you.
 
2014-02-28 02:22:21 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sad: video made by Jenny McCarthy


I'll have to disagree with you there.  I saw a few Jenny McCarthy videos in the 90's.
 
2014-02-28 02:22:21 PM  
drfreex.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-28 02:22:32 PM  
This is a great follow-up to that article last week about how a lot of people who don't vaccinate their kids aren't necessarily anti-vaxers, just lazy farks who don't want to drive across town during work hours to get their own farking crotch fruit vaccinated.
 
2014-02-28 02:22:44 PM  
media.nbcchicago.com
 
2014-02-28 02:23:00 PM  

thamike: In before some dumbf*ck tries to compare this to the ultrasound thing.


Checkmate
 
2014-02-28 02:23:02 PM  
The one, teensy, tiny little problem I have with this is based on my own experience, a third of the world away.

When I started at UMD, I had to provide them proof of my vaccination records. I thought I had, but apparently, there was some piece missing, so they didn't have proof I was up-to-date (IIRC) on my MMR. (Funny enough, working at a hospital the year prior, I'd had to have my titer upped, since the MMR vaccine level was too low.)

Anyway, rather than get stuck AGAIN for the same damn thing (or, more likely, waiting for my doctor's office to RE-re-send the paperwork), I signed the "I have objections" paper and went on my merry.

// if I'd had to watch a video on top of that, it'd be worse than 47 Benghazis happening at the IRS building where they target conservatives
 
2014-02-28 02:23:29 PM  
You should have to visit in person
and be vaccinated in person, too.

No exceptions.
none.
 
2014-02-28 02:23:30 PM  
How is this different from forcing women to have intra vag ultrasound to force them to hear the heartbeat? It's still government interfering in personal medical affairs.

Just because your side does it doesn't make it right.
 
2014-02-28 02:24:12 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So watching a video is going to deter someone from saying nope anyway. This is a stupid waste of time and money.


Reminds me of the transvaginal ultrasounds law.
 
2014-02-28 02:24:28 PM  
Sorry, I'm raising lil Coady as organic and free range.

Right Coads? Isn't that right?

He doesn't speak much, we haven't taught him how. I don't want the languagists stifling his creativity with their communo-normative fascism. His language is Coadyspeak. Oop, he just shiat on your floor. We taught him not to be ashamed of his leavings.
 
2014-02-28 02:25:07 PM  

Slackfumasta: How is this different from forcing women to have intra vag ultrasound to force them to hear the heartbeat? It's still government interfering in personal medical affairs.

Just because your side does it doesn't make it right.


If you consider abortion an infectious disease, it's exactly the same.
 
2014-02-28 02:25:10 PM  

Diogenes: Typical libs.

You biatch and moan when they make laws to ensure a pregnant woman is fully informed about the consequences of an abortion.  But you're just fine with this.

Hypocrites, the lot of you.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 02:25:15 PM  
Since most of these "nope" idiots are rural conservatives, I really don't have a problem with their offspring dying off sooner rather than later.

The problem is that it also affects other innocent children.
 
2014-02-28 02:27:55 PM  
Oh and one more thing: Reproduction licenses - it's time.
 
2014-02-28 02:28:13 PM  
Yes, but the doctors are all in bed with Big Vaccine!  Who are you going to trust?  Some guy who has never had a baby?  No!

When you form a babby in your own womb, you know better than some guy with "credentials" and "training" and "certifications".    You're a MOM - the hardest job in the world!
 
2014-02-28 02:28:34 PM  

Free Radical: Since most of these "nope" idiots are rural conservatives, I really don't have a problem with their offspring dying off sooner rather than later.

The problem is that it also affects other innocent children.


Riiiiight.  There certainly aren't any hippy dippy all natural liberal idiots against putting government mandated poisons in their kids.
 
2014-02-28 02:28:43 PM  
I have a better idea, force them to live in a 3rd world country with other kids who do not get vaccinated as well, for a month.

/This thing pisses me off so god damned much
 
2014-02-28 02:29:25 PM  

Slackfumasta: How is this different from forcing women to have intra vag ultrasound to force them to hear the heartbeat? It's still government interfering in personal medical affairs.

Just because your side does it doesn't make it right.


Abortions aren't contagious. And yes, we're right.
 
2014-02-28 02:30:06 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Sorry, I'm not going to let some sawbones shoot my baby up with autism juice. I know what's best for my baby. I'll bet the same people who have no problem with this are totally against ultrasounds and counseling for baby murder. Probably have no problem with circumcision either. Or tipping at restaurants.


Pretty good.  Pretty... pretty... preeetty good.
 
2014-02-28 02:30:08 PM  

Free Radical: Since most of these "nope" idiots are rural conservatives, I really don't have a problem with their offspring dying off sooner rather than later.

The problem is that it also affects other innocent children.


Ever hear of Ashland Oregon?
 
2014-02-28 02:30:48 PM  

Diogenes: Free Radical: Since most of these "nope" idiots are rural conservatives, I really don't have a problem with their offspring dying off sooner rather than later.

The problem is that it also affects other innocent children.

Riiiiight.  There certainly aren't any hippy dippy all natural liberal idiots against putting government mandated poisons in their kids.


Yeah, because Jennifer McCarthy is really huge influence on rural conservatives.
 
2014-02-28 02:31:06 PM  
I'll say it once, I'll say it again.

We need a nice raging polio epidemic.  Stick the idiot crotchfruits into iron lungs and we'll see how long the anti-vax movement lasts.
 
2014-02-28 02:31:12 PM  
This policy is prejudiced against micro organisms.
 
2014-02-28 02:31:25 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Slackfumasta: How is this different from forcing women to have intra vag ultrasound to force them to hear the heartbeat? It's still government interfering in personal medical affairs.

Just because your side does it doesn't make it right.

If you consider abortion an infectious disease, it's exactly the same.


For the love of Penn Jilette, I hope that we never find out that vaccines today had some long-term noi-yet-detectable health risk, with the autism argument as a red herring.
 
2014-02-28 02:31:36 PM  
This is pure, raw bigotry against blind and illiterate people.
 
2014-02-28 02:31:38 PM  
Can the video be about the evils of pro-creation? Maybe we can just phase them out witha a combo of low birth rate and high mortality rate.
 
2014-02-28 02:31:58 PM  
But if everyone who wants to be vaccinated gets vaccinated, what do they care if the unvaccinated pass the disease amongst themselves?
 
2014-02-28 02:32:10 PM  

Slackfumasta: How is this different from forcing women to have intra vag ultrasound to force them to hear the heartbeat? It's still government interfering in personal medical affairs.

Just because your side does it doesn't make it right.


Let's see, X having an abortion does not affect Y in anyway whatsoever. X not having vaccination directly affects Y.

I agree that watching a video to have a waiver is dumb. Just like you have to have insurance to drive your car on public road, you should be required to have vaccination to walk on public road. There shouldn't be any waiver.
 
2014-02-28 02:32:21 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Sorry, I'm not going to let some sawbones shoot my baby up with autism juice. I know what's best for my baby. I'll bet the same people who have no problem with this are totally against ultrasounds and counseling for baby murder. Probably have no problem with circumcision either. Or tipping at restaurants.


You left out breastfeeding
 
2014-02-28 02:32:50 PM  
Land of the free, home of the brave.
 
2014-02-28 02:33:35 PM  

ZAZ: If I were a hacker I would intercept the video and insert advertising in its place.

"Before you make the decision on whether to vaccinate your children, let me tell you about the benefits of Rambo grade tinfoil pajamas..."


Insert an infomercial ....

www.celebritybabyscoop.com
 
2014-02-28 02:35:00 PM  

Free Radical: Since most of these "nope" idiots are rural conservatives, I really don't have a problem with their offspring dying off sooner rather than later.

The problem is that it also affects other innocent children.


Actually there are more hippy dippy liberal types that don't vaccinate (because of the Big Pharma conspiracy and the autism bullshiat that Dr. Mercola pushes) than conservatives. There are some conservative types, too, but the left wing derps outweigh the right wing derps in this case
 
2014-02-28 02:35:02 PM  

Chariset: sigdiamond2000: Sorry, I'm not going to let some sawbones shoot my baby up with autism juice. I know what's best for my baby. I'll bet the same people who have no problem with this are totally against ultrasounds and counseling for baby murder. Probably have no problem with circumcision either. Or tipping at restaurants.

Pass the raw milk.


Yes please.

Let me just put it on the stove quick and boil off the bacteria in it.
 
2014-02-28 02:35:09 PM  

Slackfumasta: How is this different from forcing women to have intra vag ultrasound to force them to hear the heartbeat? It's still government interfering in personal medical affairs.

Just because your side does it doesn't make it right.


You don't need an ultrasound to know if you are pregnant. But you do need to know that refusing to vaccinate is not only dangerous to your children, but others as well. If everyone knew that, there would be no need for the video.
 
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