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(SeattlePI)   The best part of waking up . . . is doing it before you're embalmed   ( ) divider line
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4663 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2014 at 3:25 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-28 03:27:26 PM  
10 votes:
We've secretly replaced this man's embalming fluid with Folgers Crystals, let's see if he notices.
2014-02-28 03:37:21 PM  
3 votes:
1. Has this happened to him before?
2. Does he own a sword or other large cutting implement?
2014-02-28 05:29:18 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-28 04:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
This is yet another validation for my funeral plans.

I plan to be bronzed in a menacing pose and set up as a statue in some park where I can terrify small children for eternity.
2014-02-28 03:32:58 PM  
2 votes:
When he woke up, did he say "CariBOOOOO!?"

They asked him his future plans, he replied "I am going to go over to Maxwell's House."

I think I have run this into the grounds.
2014-02-28 02:58:41 PM  
2 votes:
Must have been some third-world backwater with no competent medical professionals to accurately diagnose death.

... RTFA

Or Mississippi, same difference.
2014-02-28 05:01:23 PM  
1 vote:

haolegirl: And from then on he could only become sexually aroused when his partner was wearing latex gloves!

2014-02-28 04:30:11 PM  
1 vote:

neongoats: This is why I want to be buried at sea.

Well, aside from the fact that I think it would be hilarious to force my friends and family to take a nice boat trip, punctuated by throwing my corpse over the side like one of Dexter's victims.

DO you think they would think it through in advance and bring a canvas bag and some weights, or would they just take your body out on a chartered fishing boat and toss ya, only to start panicking when your corpse fails to slowly submerge into the waves, then one of them gets the bright idea that maybe they should put some holes in you? Someone commandeers a rifle that the boat captain has on board for some reason and they start taking drunken shots at you. In the end they all come back from the trip in a very uneasy state and never talk about it again.
2014-02-28 03:36:29 PM  
1 vote:

vpb: I wonder how many times someone woke up while they were being embalmed?

Maybe the embalming technician would just keep quiet to avoid any messy legal entanglements.

"Get back on the cart!"
2014-02-28 03:29:14 PM  
1 vote:
And from then on he could only become sexually aroused when his partner was wearing latex gloves!

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