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(Celebslam)   Alec Baldwin eating a hot dog in New York yesterday is something you cannot unsee   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 57
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2014-02-28 01:14:21 PM  
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of New York's hot dog stands?

The Weiner knows...
 
2014-02-28 01:14:57 PM  
Would it be bad form to suggest that this is an extremely bad use of the internet?
 
2014-02-28 01:15:44 PM  

hammettman: Would it be bad form to suggest that this is an extremely bad use of the internet?


blasphemy!
 
2014-02-28 01:15:47 PM  
I would go apeshiat too if my lunch choice made national news.

/OM NOM NOM
 
2014-02-28 01:17:41 PM  
I think he's eating sugar again.
 
2014-02-28 01:18:32 PM  

empres77: I would go apeshiat too if my lunch choice made national news.

/OM NOM NOM


He's already written a 5,000-word screed whining about how he doesn't want to be famous anymore.
 
2014-02-28 01:18:35 PM  

hammettman: Would it be bad form to suggest that this is an extremely bad use of the internet?


I lost three points of IQ reading that article.
 
2014-02-28 01:21:10 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: empres77: I would go apeshiat too if my lunch choice made national news.

/OM NOM NOM

He's already written a 5,000-word screed whining about how he doesn't want to be famous anymore.


And this link pretty much justifies his position.  He can't go out for a simple hotdog without some twit with a camera hunting him down, going for "the hunt", "the stalk", and "the kill"
 
2014-02-28 01:23:27 PM  
Thats interesting and well done, but c'mon... a bit unfair to be zooming in on someone eating a freakin' hotdog then making fun of him for it.
 
2014-02-28 01:26:52 PM  
No onions or mustard, get out of our city.
 
2014-02-28 01:36:43 PM  
Mr. Baldwin, I'm a huge fan.  No charge for the hot dog but make sure you report it to the IRS.
 
2014-02-28 01:44:10 PM  
This is everything we imagined the Information Superhighway to be!
 
2014-02-28 01:45:03 PM  
people really care about this?
 
2014-02-28 01:46:46 PM  

MadMonk: The Goddamn Batman: empres77: I would go apeshiat too if my lunch choice made national news.

/OM NOM NOM

He's already written a 5,000-word screed whining about how he doesn't want to be famous anymore.

And this link pretty much justifies his position.  He can't go out for a simple hotdog without some twit with a camera hunting him down, going for "the hunt", "the stalk", and "the kill"


I sort of get his position, but I also have a hard time feeling sorry for a guy who announces he's leaving the public life with a cover story in New York Magazine. Still, a blog post about him eating a farking hot dog is ridiculous.
 
2014-02-28 01:50:23 PM  
Surprised he didn't barf after that "New York" "hot dog".


But the pizza, ahhh the pizza....
 
2014-02-28 01:51:35 PM  

abhorrent1: people really care about this?


This! Leave the guy alone.

/he is a jerk though
 
2014-02-28 01:52:27 PM  

movieman_1979: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of New York's hot dog stands?

The Weiner knows...


www.shalomlife.com
 
2014-02-28 01:55:42 PM  
that's some fine harassment reporting there, post!
 
2014-02-28 02:06:18 PM  
Alec Baldwin eating a hot dog in New York yesterday is something you cannot unsee


So then the best move would be to not see it in the first place.

Thanks for the heads-up.  No clicky for me.
 
2014-02-28 02:13:15 PM  
I heard that he is such a homophobe that he eats a hot dog on a stick with a knife and a fork.
 
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2014-02-28 02:44:43 PM  
Well that's sexy.
 
2014-02-28 02:56:58 PM  
Everybody looks like that when they eat a hot dog.
 
2014-02-28 03:01:34 PM  

T.rex: Thats interesting and well done, but c'mon... a bit unfair to be zooming in on someone eating a freakin' hotdog then making fun of him for it.


The farkers love it when it is a conservative politician, however.
 
2014-02-28 03:07:57 PM  

happydude45: T.rex: Thats interesting and well done, but c'mon... a bit unfair to be zooming in on someone eating a freakin' hotdog then making fun of him for it.

The farkers love it when it is a conservative politician, however.


Always Be Complaining
 
2014-02-28 03:08:10 PM  

yakmans_dad: Everybody looks like that when they eat a hot dog.


Michelle Bachman? Bucannon? [cant remember that dumb baitches name] makes it look oh so much better.

[sorry, i dont have said pic to post but i think you know which one]
 
2014-02-28 03:12:23 PM  

happydude45: T.rex: Thats interesting and well done, but c'mon... a bit unfair to be zooming in on someone eating a freakin' hotdog then making fun of him for it.

The farkers love it when it is a conservative politician, however.


We really don't care what you choose to fap to
 
2014-02-28 03:14:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 03:25:23 PM  
Will do
 
2014-02-28 03:39:19 PM  
Last year I was having lunch at a New York restaurant called Eleven Madison Park and I see Alex Baldwin enjoying a bowl of soup a few tables over.  At one point he dropped his spoon just as a waiter was walking past,who immediately produced one from his pocket and placed it before him.
"Do you always carry a soup spoon in your pocket?" Baldwin asked.
"Well sir," he said, "We had an efficiency expert give a lecture here last week and he told us that 30 percent of all diners who order soup drop their spoons. So rather than make such frequent trips back to the silverware station he advised us to all carry soup spoons to save time."
The waiter walked way and later, while Alec was eating dessert, it was something with strawberries, I see the same waiter walk by him again and Baldwin stopped him, and pointing to a string dangling from the waiters fly, and asked him about it.
"Thank you sir." he said. "This is part of the efficiency program as well. You see, the other end of the string is attached to my, um, privates. When we male waiters need to pee, we just unzip our fly, use the loose end of the string to pull ourselves out, and pee without ever touching anything. Therefore we don't have to wash our hands and it saves about a minute each time."
Alec seem to think about this for a moment then asked him, "But how do you get yourself back in your pants?" "I don't know what the other waiters do sir, but I use the soup spoon." The Aristocrats!
 
2014-02-28 03:43:56 PM  

yakmans_dad: Everybody looks like that when they eat a hot dog.


Gosh, you're right.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 03:46:32 PM  
img.fark.net

That's how you do it, Alec.
 
2014-02-28 03:50:34 PM  
You've inspired me, Mad Scientist.

img.pandawhale.com 2.bp.blogspot.com
3.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-28 03:52:04 PM  

devilEther: [img.fark.net image 399x400]


You know, using the right imagery and scientific nomenclature, you can also make sex sound unappealing.

I'll still take the hot dog.
 
2014-02-28 03:53:21 PM  

phantomht: yakmans_dad: Everybody looks like that when they eat a hot dog.

Michelle Bachman? Bucannon? [cant remember that dumb baitches name] makes it look oh so much better.

[sorry, i dont have said pic to post but i think you know which one]


"Bachmann", and it's some sort of giant corn dog, BTW.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-28 03:56:51 PM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 03:59:29 PM  
work won't let me go to the site.
Can someone post the picture here?
thanks
 
2014-02-28 04:06:59 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: work won't let me go to the site.
Can someone post the picture here?
thanks


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-28 04:21:19 PM  

happydude45: T.rex: Thats interesting and well done, but c'mon... a bit unfair to be zooming in on someone eating a freakin' hotdog then making fun of him for it.

The farkers love it when it is a conservative politician, however.


For the record, i don't like outspoken Baldwin's Libbie tendencies, or even him as a person sometimes, but still, i'll defend his right to eat a hot dog, undisturbed.  Its a human thing.   Any one of us would look equally make-funnable while eating a hot dog with a camera in our face.
 
2014-02-28 04:22:33 PM  
I would loooooove to have something that good shoved in my mouth right now.

*looks around*

Umm. What I meant to say wuz... er...
 
2014-02-28 04:42:51 PM  

devilEther: Uchiha_Cycliste: work won't let me go to the site.
Can someone post the picture here?
thanks

[31.media.tumblr.com image 400x222]


Yuuuuuuup! Can't unsee that... thanks, I guess.
 
2014-02-28 04:43:47 PM  
Well, thanks FARK. Now I want a hotdog. Seriously though, who can eat one without looking terrible? Especially while walking down the street.

Alec Baldwin has a lifetime pass with me for his Jack Donaghy role and the brief, but very hot bedroom scene in Malice.
 
2014-02-28 04:45:31 PM  

MutantMotherMouse: Malice


I liked that movie a lot.
 
2014-02-28 04:46:59 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Yuuuuuuup! Can't unsee that... thanks, I guess.


I figure if you can't see Alec Baldwin eating a hot dog, seeing him eat an ear of corn is the next best thing.
 
2014-02-28 04:50:05 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I think he's eating sugar again.


+1

My first thought: Hilary will go batshiat to hear he ate a hotdog.
 
2014-02-28 04:54:42 PM  

devilEther: Uchiha_Cycliste: Yuuuuuuup! Can't unsee that... thanks, I guess.

I figure if you can't see Alec Baldwin eating a hot dog, seeing him eat an ear of corn is the next best thing.


I was wondering why the headline and your picture differed in subject.
SO that's not him eating a hotdog... I shoulda known.
 
2014-02-28 04:58:54 PM  
You know, I hate agreeing with Alec Baldwin, but he seems to have a point about the paps.
 
2014-02-28 05:24:52 PM  
A!

B!

C!

Awkward... Beef... Consumption!
 
2014-02-28 05:28:21 PM  
img.fark.net

Why are we Americans so afraid to eat anything except animal muscles?

Eating organs are a little weird because they have their own texture and flavor that some people don't like. But, if you liquefy them to a consistent taste, then what's the problem?

Also, hot dogs contain lots of plant parts as well. Lots of cellulose and starch to give it that smooth texture.
 
2014-02-28 05:32:26 PM  

mr0x: Why are we Americans so afraid to eat anything except animal muscles?


I'll eat the occasional hot dog, but I draw the line at head cheese.
 
2014-02-28 07:06:49 PM  

MadMonk: The Goddamn Batman: empres77: I would go apeshiat too if my lunch choice made national news.

/OM NOM NOM

He's already written a 5,000-word screed whining about how he doesn't want to be famous anymore.

And this link pretty much justifies his position.  He can't go out for a simple hotdog without some twit with a camera hunting him down, going for "the hunt", "the stalk", and "the kill"


THIS. No wonder he hates paparazzi.
 
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