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(Slate)   Tennessee Teabagger and sometimes Birther wants all the state's sex offenders to have the words SEX OFFENDER stamped in red on their license plates. Hey, at least he's not going after the gays   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, sex offenders, Megan's Law, birthers, ankle monitor, driver's licenses, recidivism  
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3205 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2014 at 1:28 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-28 01:10:52 PM  
4 votes:
If I had to drive a car with those plates, I would dress like a clown.
Just for the giggles.
2014-02-28 01:36:00 PM  
3 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2014-02-28 12:55:23 PM  
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: He probably thinks it will cover the gays, because he probably thinks all gays are sex offenders.


Came here to say something similar.  Step one: pass licence plate law.  Step two: pass law declaring homosexuality a "sex offense."  Step three: TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY
2014-02-28 12:58:10 PM  
2 votes:
Can get these plates in different colors, or with zany fonts?
2014-02-28 12:24:12 PM  
2 votes:
Tennessee Teabagger? i loved that cartoon as a kid!
2014-02-28 05:04:25 PM  
1 vote:

cubic_spleen: You sound full of hate. Are you a conservative Christian?


christ's message was one of hate. it's true.
2014-02-28 03:40:44 PM  
1 vote:
Here is the sample license:
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I feel so sorry for the guy who posed for that stock photograph.

And why did they choose that picture?  My God, he looks so damn happy to be a sex offender.  "I rape little girls!  Wooohoooo!"

On a serious note, I am kinda confused about the practicality of this.  By an overwhelming margin, Grinny McGroper up there is more likely to diddle his own kids or the kids of a blood relative than a stranger's kid.  So unless he plans to whip this bad boy out at Thanksgiving dinner, run victory laps around the dining room, holding this thing aloft and screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes!  I want to fondle the toddlers!", it doens't really serve a useful purpose.  Of course, considering his gleeful expression, he just might...
2014-02-28 02:58:08 PM  
1 vote:
That jerk should be forced to have "Stupid Teabagger" printed in red on HIS license plate.
2014-02-28 02:29:54 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-28 02:12:55 PM  
1 vote:
I guess the idea is that if you see a sex offender driving in front of you, there's a chance he'll jump out and rape you in the middle of traffic, or even molest your car autophile style.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Next idea on his agenda will probably involve literally branding gays and illegals on the forehead, and bringing back:

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2014-02-28 02:06:07 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, all Teabaggers should be required to stamp "INBRED" on their license plates.
2014-02-28 02:05:15 PM  
1 vote:

Calmamity: Mugato: You can't go wrong pandering to the

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....crowd.

Sure thing Rep. Hill. While we're at it, why don't we have license plates that say GUN OWNER, too? You know... for the children.

/gun owner


No, please no. That will only increase the likelihood of a smashed window and some jacka** rummaging through my car. Especially in parking lots where the gun must be left in the car.

/fully legal gun owner
//leave it at home when I cannot take it with me

Teabaggers...

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...always looking for a reason to post this guy and express my opinion of tea baggers.
2014-02-28 02:01:48 PM  
1 vote:
"If this idea is deemed to be overstepping the bounds of government, what the hell do you call our current gun control policy?" -- personally? changing the subject.
2014-02-28 01:53:44 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Grubermann: Oldiron_79: Ed Grubermann: Oldiron_79: FirstNationalBastard: He probably thinks it will cover the gays, because he probably thinks all gays are sex offenders.

Not all gay men want to fark little boys, but all men that want to fark little boys are gay.

This has been shown to not be true.

How is farking another male NOT gay? Is there some new definition I am not aware of?

I don't know. Ask the happily married man with a wife and three kids why he likes to fark little boys.


"Happily" - not sure you know the definition.
2014-02-28 01:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
"Ah geez, I just paid $50 for those plates to tell the ladies I'm a smooth criminal in the bedroom. Now you're tellin' me it's a bad thing?"
2014-02-28 01:46:23 PM  
1 vote:

RKade: the_rev: Here's an idea:

Once someone has done his or her time for a crime, repaid their debt to society, whatever, how about we leave them the fcuck alone?

farkin' a


You sound like a sex offender...
2014-02-28 01:40:49 PM  
1 vote:
Why not make them wear pink triangle badges instead? I mean, if you've got to persecute people based on an arbitrary distinction, you might as well go all the way and draw directly from the source of your inspiration.
2014-02-28 01:38:36 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: You can't go wrong pandering to the

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....crowd.

For one thing, until they can specify what the offense was, the "sex offender" designation is meaningless. Did the guy rape a kid or was he caught behind the Viper Room taking a piss? And if these people did their time, they're supposed to move on with their lives or else keep them in prison. And why this type of offense only? Why not a Scarlet Letter on murderers or drug dealers? This is shameless pandering.

/now I sound like a sex offender supporter, great


Oh, it's not that.  You might think twice about that "Ask me about NAMBLA" bumper sticker, though....B^D
2014-02-28 01:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
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/jimmy fallon
2014-02-28 01:32:45 PM  
1 vote:

shanrick: FlashHarry: Tennessee Teabagger? i loved that cartoon as a kid!

Him and his portly sidekick. Good times.

Who went on to gainful employment at Gold and Silver Pawn in Las Vegas

2014-02-28 01:09:28 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: now I sound like a sex offender supporter, great


Actually, you sound logical.
you make sense.

that is why no one in a position of power or authority will listen to you.
2014-02-28 01:05:35 PM  
1 vote:
Here's an idea:

Once someone has done his or her time for a crime, repaid their debt to society, whatever, how about we leave them the fcuck alone?
2014-02-28 12:25:55 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: Tennessee Teabagger? i loved that cartoon as a kid!


Him and his portly sidekick. Good times.
2014-02-28 12:05:40 PM  
1 vote:
He probably thinks it will cover the gays, because he probably thinks all gays are sex offenders.
 
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