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(People Magazine)   Jackie and Kelso are getting married   (people.com) divider line 108
    More: Misc, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, kelso, spousal support, husband and wife  
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2014-02-28 11:59:25 AM
Dear God
Please do not let these vapid twunts procreate
Thanks
NTE
 
2014-02-28 12:18:47 PM

NuttierThanEver: Dear God
Please do not let these vapid twunts procreate
Thanks
NTE


Hey, Mila can speak Russian. I have two tech degrees and can barely speak Spanish after four years of it in high school and living in Tampa for 3 years. She can't be that dumb.

Kelso however is a dumbass for marrying his mother and taking this long to get with Mila.
 
2014-02-28 01:22:56 PM
Good for them! I like Mila and he's is tolerable if you don't look at, listen to, or interact in any way with him.
 
2014-02-28 01:23:46 PM

Mugato: NuttierThanEver: Dear God
Please do not let these vapid twunts procreate
Thanks
NTE

Hey, Mila can speak Russian. I have two tech degrees and can barely speak Spanish after four years of it in high school and living in Tampa for 3 years. She can't be that dumb.

Kelso however is a dumbass for marrying his mother and taking this long to get with Mila.


I think Mila was born in Kiev.  The Russian part is not terribly impressive.  I'm more impressed by the dream sequence scene with Natalie Portman.
If I'm forced to say something nice about Kutcher, it's that he was smart to jump into production and make himself richer than other limited shelf life actors.
 
2014-02-28 01:25:00 PM
Does this mean she'll stop voicing Batgirl?
 
2014-02-28 01:26:57 PM
She has exhibited poor choice in "men".
 
2014-02-28 01:27:28 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I think Mila was born in Kiev.  The Russian part is not terribly impressive.


This. What's more impressive is that she entered 2nd grade in the United States not knowing a single word of English.
 
2014-02-28 01:29:15 PM
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2014-02-28 01:29:33 PM
Both annoying and overrated.  I don't care so much about them that I am taking the time to post this.
 
2014-02-28 01:29:58 PM
There is no way she is going to look s good as Demi when she reaches the age Demi is at now ...
with her background she is going to go down hill fast once she starts looking old.
 
2014-02-28 01:33:28 PM

bruce4bruce: There is no way she is going to look s good as Demi when she reaches the age Demi is at now ...
with her background she is going to go down hill fast once she starts looking old.


Who knows how Mila will look after two decades and $250,000 worth of plastic surgery?

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2014-02-28 01:36:17 PM
So... Fake Steve Jobs to marry white Black Swan.
 
2014-02-28 01:38:45 PM
She could do so much better. By better I mean she could move into my mothers basement with me, spending her time playing classic Nes with me and eating hot pockets  .
 
2014-02-28 01:40:04 PM
I'll just leave this here:

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2014-02-28 01:57:01 PM
Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you
 
2014-02-28 01:59:07 PM

p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you


None of the ones who make it into People magazine. Except for Jennifer Lawrence.
 
2014-02-28 01:59:23 PM

p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you


Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.
 
2014-02-28 02:04:24 PM

p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you


Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray
 
2014-02-28 02:05:12 PM
More than likely they'll have cute kids. Course the same was probably said when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were together.
 
2014-02-28 02:07:50 PM

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I can't believe someone is going to marry Meg.

 
2014-02-28 02:08:52 PM

texdent: More than likely they'll have cute kids. Course the same was probably said when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were together.


One thing is for sure, if they have kids we will hear about it on Fark for years.
 
2014-02-28 02:10:19 PM

p the boiler: What actors do the average Farkers not hate?


Well it ain't Shia LaDouche. We HATE that guy.
 
2014-02-28 02:13:29 PM

p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you


Abe Vigoda and Wilford Brimley..
 
2014-02-28 02:15:44 PM
How about we forget about any problems with have with either of them and just post sexy pics of Mila Kunis?

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2014-02-28 02:16:42 PM

EnderX: img.fark.net
I can't believe someone is going to marry Meg.


What I find amusing is that Meg is supposed to be awkward, and not particularly desirable. So who do you cast to voice such a character? These two:

www.usmagazine.com

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2014-02-28 02:17:42 PM

ArkAngel: How about we forget about any problems with have with either of them and just post sexy pics of Mila Kunis?

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Bless you, my son.
 
2014-02-28 02:21:22 PM
Mmm. Lacey Charberrydelicious.
 
2014-02-28 02:21:48 PM

ArkAngel: How about we forget about any problems with have with either of them and just post sexy pics of Mila Kunis?

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Her boobs are amazing because they're like a magic trick:

Now you see it. Now you don't.
Now you see it. Now you don't.

Where do they go when they disappear? Because that's where I want to be.
 
2014-02-28 02:22:52 PM

NuttierThanEver: Dear God
Please do not let these vapid twunts procreate
Thanks
NTE


Mila & Ashton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kimye.
 
2014-02-28 02:23:19 PM

smoky2010: Good for them! I like Mila and he's is tolerable if you don't look at, listen to, or interact in any way with him.


Yeah, i don't really hate on him either. He's been funny in a few dumb things, but otherwise, 70's Show was pretty much his zenith, although I personally enjoyed The Butterfly Effect. As for her, I've enjoyed movies she's in and I'm glad to see she's getting more roles. Either way, I'm not gonna lump hate on him because she's marrying him, good for him, if he was able to get her to say yes.
 
2014-02-28 02:32:17 PM
*whip-pan to Hyde*
Dude, you're getting married?!
*whip-pan to Kelso*
*giggles* Yeah, but Jackie is HOT!
*whip-pan to Eric*
I have a hot girlfriend, too...
*whip-pan to Fez*
No, you don't. You HAD a hot girlfriend, but because you're a sad excuse for a man, you have nothing. In fact, didn't you leave us a year ago?
*whip-pan to Eric's empty chair*
 
2014-02-28 02:33:55 PM
Look, if this is going to be a "hot pictures of Mila Kunis" thread, there's no excuse for not including pics from Black Swan:

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www.panelsonpages.com
 
2014-02-28 02:33:59 PM

Dr Dreidel: *whip-pan to Hyde*
Dude, you're getting married?!
*whip-pan to Kelso*
*giggles* Yeah, but Jackie is HOT!
*whip-pan to Eric*
I have a hot girlfriend, too...
*whip-pan to Fez*
No, you don't. You HAD a hot girlfriend, but because you're a sad excuse for a man, you have nothing. In fact, didn't you leave us a year ago?
*whip-pan to Eric's empty chair*


Well played
 
2014-02-28 02:42:43 PM

LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you

Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.


This.


jj325:
Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray


And that.
 
2014-02-28 02:48:18 PM

ArkAngel: How about we forget about any problems with have with either of them and just post sexy pics of Mila Kunis?

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You said:
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Twice.
 
2014-02-28 02:49:15 PM

SundaesChild: LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you

Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.

This.


jj325:
Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray

And that.


Neil Patrick Harris.
 
2014-02-28 02:52:28 PM

Flab: SundaesChild: LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you

Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.

This.


jj325:
Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray

And that.

Neil Patrick Harris.


Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
 
2014-02-28 02:52:40 PM
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2014-02-28 02:55:13 PM

Flab: ArkAngel: How about we forget about any problems with have with either of them and just post sexy pics of Mila Kunis?

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Twice.


I like

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2014-02-28 02:55:38 PM
Kelso? He's a gelding.

/And dead.

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2014-02-28 03:04:46 PM
This is like gassing up the Hindenburg.
 
2014-02-28 03:06:05 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I think Mila was born in Kiev.  The Russian part is not terribly impressive.


Okay, I knew that, I should have said she speaks both languages with no accent.
 
2014-02-28 03:12:49 PM

LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you


Benedict Cumberbatch


I wouldn't say I hate the guy. I don't hate very many people that I don't know. I'm a little tired of him being slammed down our throats and his role in Star Trek was terrible but none of that is his fault. I haven't seen it but I'm sure he plays a fine Sherlock Holmes just like the other 31 actors who have played him.
 
2014-02-28 03:14:31 PM
I guess this is to make up for tapping it when she was still a minor.
 
2014-02-28 03:15:13 PM

FarkingReading: Flab: SundaesChild: LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you

Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.

This.


jj325:
Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray

And that.

Neil Patrick Harris.

Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen


Mel Brooks
 
2014-02-28 03:22:25 PM
Mila Kunis is blind in one eye, so no thanks
 
2014-02-28 03:26:14 PM

bulok: Mila Kunis is blind in one eye, so no thanks


Not anymore, they fixed that  a while ago.
 
2014-02-28 03:28:50 PM

Mugato: LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you


Benedict Cumberbatch

I wouldn't say I hate the guy. I don't hate very many people that I don't know. I'm a little tired of him being slammed down our throats and his role in Star Trek was terrible but none of that is his fault. I haven't seen it but I'm sure he plays a fine Sherlock Holmes just like the other 31 actors who have played him.


His Sherlock Holmes is simply farking amazing. His dynamic with Martin Freeman is perfect.
 
2014-02-28 03:32:24 PM

Smeggy Smurf: FarkingReading: Flab: SundaesChild: LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you

Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.

This.


jj325:
Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray

And that.

Neil Patrick Harris.

Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen

Mel Brooks


Alice Cooper is this website's favourite musician.
 
2014-02-28 03:33:23 PM

Smeggy Smurf: FarkingReading: Flab: SundaesChild: LindenFark: p the boiler: Sooo.... What actors do the average Farkers not hate?

/Do not say Wil Wheaton, he is not going to sleep with you

Benedict Cumberbatch
Morgan Freeman
Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.

This.


jj325:
Woody Harrelson

Bill Murray

And that.

Neil Patrick Harris.

Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen

Mel Brooks


George Takei.

BRIAN BLESSED!
 
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